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Rosario and Joestar

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This makes the fact that the fans decided to make this a JoJo crossover all the more appropriate.

Then again, what doesn't reference JoJo these days.
 
o3o said:
"R-right, we'll leave you and Juh…jo… your grandpa to your training! Bye!"

Yare yare daze…

After she had finished recovering, you had explained what the fearsome "Jojo" was here for to Moka and the rest of Tsukune's group. Moka (and Kurumu, once it had set in that the friendly old man that was with you was actually the most feared human in existence) had promptly dragged Shirayuki with them to… somewhere.

Whatever.

You breathe, concentrating, and take a look at your gramps. He… isn't paying attention at all.

Tch.

"Oi! Gramps!"

No response. He's just frowning. Seems like he's deep in thought… Now that you think about it, he's been like that since you went out for that smoke break.

"…hmm? Oh, right… Say, Jotaro. We're going for a run."

He, too, starts to breathe before jogging off in the direction of… the shopping district? … at a speed that could only be described as [Superhuman].

"…say, Jotaro. How much do you like that stalker of yours?"

"Oi, Shirayuki."

"…what?"

"Gramps had a message for you. Said ' if you were serious about what you told me, then you're going to have to tell Jotaro as well.'... so let's hear it."

"… You know I'm a Yuki-Onna, right? Well, in their early twenties…."

You scowl. This entire situation – arranged marriages, selling people - leaves a bad taste in your mouth. And, perhaps, a slight pang in your heart.

Freakin old man… so that was your game. What a pain in the ass…

"Shirayuki… you said you wanted to join the Kujos, right?"

"…y-yeah."

You produce the package your gramps had insisted you pick out from the store.

"Here. Now, I need to make a call…"

"…?"

Might as well do this properly…

You dial home, waiting for your mother to pick up. One ring, two…

"Jojo's called home! Did you miss your mama~?"

You wait a moment for your mother to finish her ramblings.

…and another.

And another.

"SHUT IT!"

"Okay~"

You breathe in and out – not to harness power of [The Ripple], but simply to take a moment.

"Shirayuki and I are getting married."

You hear a gasp behind you, as your stalker finishes opening the box and finds a shimmering ring inside.

"Hmm?"

Three, two…one.

You absentmindedly tug at the rim of your hat, turning it to face slightly towards the left.

Two things happen at once, both of them troublesome.

First, your stalker barges in through the door, and starts clinging to your back. Maybe it's not that troublesome…

Secondly, your mother finishes processing what you just said.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"

For fucks' sake…

"Are you sure, Jojo? You've only known her for a few months~…"

"...If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't be asking."

"Hmm… alright~. You have my blessing… if you can convince me!"

"…what."

"Convince me you LOVE her, Jojo!"

…tch.

"...She's not annoying as other chicks. She gets me. If I have to spend my life with some bitch, might as well be her."

"Hmm… teehee. Was that so hard?"

"Fucking bi-"

"You have my blessing~~!"

Your mother hangs up.

"…<3"

Your stalker is still hugging you from behind.

"Get off me."

She smirks.

"…I thought we wanted to spend the rest of our lives together?" I love you.

You scowl.

"…whatever." …I love you too.

The two of you just stay there for a while.

"Hmm."

"…what?"

"You know, I wish I could freeze time, too. It'd be nice if we could just stay like this…"

"Hnn."

For a brief moment, it felt like everything except the two of you was far and away. For just a second – just a second! – everything else seemed to turn gray.
Yare yare da-

Hmm. Hot blooded characters (or characters who express emotion at all) are so much easier to write then Jotaro "I give no fucks" Kujo.
…particularly when it's not "I'm pissed off Jotaro", and it's R&J "heroic Jotaro that still gives no fucks while being in a dedicated relationship" Jotaro. I'm pretty sure I went horribly OOC, but the ship wouldn't leave me alone. Send help...!

"Lord Dio, is something wrong?"

For a moment there, time stopped for an extra second! Even if I couldn't move, I could perceive and think for an extra second...!

"…no, I'm merely trying to get used to [The World]. As expected of Jojo's body, my power is growing even faster then I expected…!"
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
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Probably not quite as OOC as you think.
 
rikalous said:
Well a Stand's your fighting spirit that supports you, yeah? So I'm pretty sure Outer Moka's is just Inner Moka.
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That doesn't mean it isn't incredibly mundane by Jojo standards.

The only Stand that could possibly be more mundane is the Emperor, which is just a special gun. That can steer it's bullets.

Even the Gucci Bag Stand is weirder. Yes, the Gucci Bag Stand. It's a Gucci Bag. Which only appears in the spin-off 'Rohan Kishibe Goes to Gucci', which vanishes items placed in it and sends them through time and space to the exact time and place where you they will help you in times of peril.

Even the Bag Stand is weird.
 
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NitroFumetsu said:
I'm not kidding. The only Stand that could possibly be more mundane is the Emperor, which is just a special gun. Even the Gucci Bag Stand is weirder. Yes, the Gucci Bag Stand. Which only appears in the spin-off 'Rohan Kishibe Goes to Gucci', which vanishes items placed in it and transports them through time and space to the exact time and place where you they will help you in times of peril.

Even the Bag Stand is weird.
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Dude, that bag stand sounds useful as fuck to me.

Place all kinds of shit in there, and pull it out for crazy awesome shenanigans.

Wish Joseph got it. Imagine what he could do with it given all his part 2 badassness.
 
NitroFumetsu said:
That doesn't mean it isn't incredibly mundane by Jojo standards.

The only Stand that could possibly be more mundane is the Emperor, which is just a special gun.

Even the Gucci Bag Stand is weirder. Yes, the Gucci Bag Stand. It's a Gucci Bag. Which only appears in the spin-off 'Rohan Kishibe Goes to Gucci', which vanishes items placed in it and vanishes them through time and space to the exact time and place where you they will help you in times of peril.

Even the Bag Stand is weird.
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There's also Strength, which bears the distinction of being possibly the only Stand more mundane than its user.

Also, uh, I'm not disagreeing on the mundanity. Just noting a similarity I saw between Inner Moka and Stands.
 
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I don't know, Strength is boring, but is as boring as Wheel of Fortune, which is just Strength again but more boring.
 
I didn't count Strength because it's so huge that it actually makes for a rather weird Stand compared to all the punch ghosts and creatures.
 
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anailater said:
I don't know, Strength is boring, but is as boring as Wheel of Fortune, which is just Strength again but more boring.
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I'm not gonna fault a Stand that shoots bullets of compressed gasoline, and I'll forgive much for the reenactment of Duel in a magic punch manga.
NitroFumetsu said:
I didn't count Strength because it's so huge that it actually makes for a rather weird Stand compared to all the punch ghosts and creatures.
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Eh. Big or no, I wouldn't consider "Boat" especially outlandish.
 
you know, I just realised. We never explicitly told Moka 'Yes, we are a monster.'
We just said we were raised by humans. Which is true.
Did moka know we were human before this?
 
anailater said:
To be fair Strength also shot parts of itself, such as it's ceiling fan, however surprise surprise, Humans tend to be smarter than Monkeys, and can think of plans other than stab and crush.
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Given how much of the fun in Jojo is creative use of powers, it strikes me as odd to dismiss that angle as it pertains to Wheel of Fortune.

As for Strength, given how much those early enemy Stands are a parade of movie monsters, with the evil doll and the blob monster and the fishman and so on, I think Strength benefits from thinking it as the haunted ship rather than the Stand that's just a ship.
anailater said:
TLDR; A mere monkey has no hope of defeating a man!
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And that line is why Jotaro had to become a marine biologist.
 
MData said:
I don't think so. But at this point, there's no point in hiding it.
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The3rdCorinthian said:
you know, I just realised. We never explicitly told Moka 'Yes, we are a monster.'
We just said we were raised by humans. Which is true.
Did moka know we were human before this?
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EvaUnit01 said:
You turn back around, to see Tsukune looking at you with an aghast expression, while Moka has her head in her hands, quietly chanting some kind of mantra.
'Senpai is a non-scary human, Senpai is a non-scary human, Senpai is a non-scary human...'
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Well, we can safely conclude one thing from this.

Do not trust me when extrapolating shit, because I will miss something.

Or in layermans terms , 'Corinthian is an idiot'.
 
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