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I'm going to point out that Moka, our secondary protagonist's main love interest, greets him every day by BITING HIS NECK AND SUCKING THE BLOOD OUT.

They maintain a very friendly relationship.

We're tapping Mizore with the Hamon equivalent of a joy buzzer. Don't forget, she the obsessive one in what would've been Tsukune's harem. Everything will be fine.
 
Nottheunmaker said:
I'm going to point out that Moka, our secondary protagonist's main love interest, greets him every day by BITING HIS NECK AND SUCKING THE BLOOD OUT.

They maintain a very friendly relationship.

We're tapping Mizore with the Hamon equivalent of a joy buzzer. Don't forget, she the obsessive one in what would've been Tsukune's harem. Everything will be fine.
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Moka actually needs to feed if I understand. Zapping Mizore to get her out of hiding is a bit different.
 
Insufficient Dakka said:
Moka actually needs to feed if I understand. Zapping Mizore to get her out of hiding is a bit different.
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Moka is a vampire that subsists in part on human blood. This much is true. However, she also openly admits to being addicted to Tsukune's blood, and in canon, Kurumu and Mizore are constantly riding her ass for drinking too much of Tsukune's blood, occasionally leaving him anemic and harming his performance in school.

Bitch needs to go on a diet - her husbando's health is at stake!
 
Insufficient Dakka said:
Moka actually needs to feed if I understand. Zapping Mizore to get her out of hiding is a bit different.
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I need to feed too, but people keep getting upset when I nom their lunches. :(

More seriously, Moka being able to live off blood packs gets mentioned once or twice. She was enrolled with a more solid plan for staying fed than "find a pushover husbando."
 
Preliminary vote count, given the lack of new votes in a while.

Leading vote:
[X] Before you do anything else, lightly hamon the cabinet.
-[X] Properly announce that you've returned home.

Vote tally:
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[X] Before you do anything else, lightly hamon the cabinet.
-[X] Properly announce that you've returned home.
No. of votes: 27
Karuadin, Ars Poetica, TehChron, croxeye, RoninLawst, fitzgerald, JoshieWoshie, silentspirals, Winged One, B_mod, Wing00Raiser, Grimmair, The Nobody, zero_traveler, Finagle007, sonicfan315, Feng Lengshun, Bladestar123, Luca Morello, Ravraxas, God and the Snake, Ridiculously Average Guy, ryuan, Karugus, HymnOfRagnarok, EnigmaticFellow, Fission Battery

[X] Properly announce that you've returned home.
-[X] Pull Mizore out of wherever she's hiding first.
No. of votes: 20
Strunkriindiisk, Insufficient Dakka, Ramble, Sarpedon, Drox, Vectorforce, ninjafish, ziizo, NSMS, Xellos, Icefyre, o3o, Krain, Torgamous, MacroDaemon, Sour Knight, Lazurman, MechaJesus, Lessthanyouthink, Jedarol

[X]Before you do anything else, lightly hamon the cabinet.
No. of votes: 6
Bondo, ScrewFate, Nix's Warden, Nottheunmaker, EternitynChaos, Enjou

[X]Before you do anything else, lightly hamon the cabinet and strike a pose while awesome badass music surrounds you before your mom suddenly appears
No. of votes: 2
Tobi'sAGoodBoy, Thozmp

[X]Properly announce that you've returned home.
No. of votes: 2
TheDivineDemon, meganeshounen

[X] Open the cabinet.
-[X] Properly announce that you've returned home.
No. of votes: 1
Ultra Meh

[X]Plop down on the couch and see if there's anything interesting on TV.
No. of votes: 1
Leingod
 
zero_traveler said:
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Shouldn't that be the other way around?

"Hamburgers" reads as "Burgers laced with Crack"

"A lot of other foods" reads as "Literally anything else"
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"Literally anything else" is functionally impossible for Moka though. I can't remember if she can eat normal food too (IIRC there was mention of tomato juice taking the edge off, but I'm not certain) but she needs blood. She only has two possible ways of getting this: medical blood or "live" blood straight from somebody, in this case Tsukune, and live blood is apparently infinitely better to the point of being addictive. Thus, hamburgers versus hamburgers laced with crack.
 
We really should train Tsukune in Hamon. He'll never be strong enough with it to use it to attack, but at least he'll be able to lightly zap Moka when she gets greedy...
 
Finagle007 said:
We really should train Tsukune in Hamon. He'll never be strong enough with it to use it to attack, but at least he'll be able to lightly zap Moka when she gets greedy...
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Or we could aim to have him become a vampire like in canon.
HymnOfRagnarok said:
You have convinced me.

That this hugbox is really annoying.
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Ah well, if that's how the votes are going, makes me feel pleased about the future fight against Kuyo when we'll kill him, so that's something at least.
After all, this attitude will be rather helpful.
 
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Update 79 - Mom? Stalker? Say 'hi' to each other.
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    • "Gimme a break," you say, while lightly tapping the cabinet with your knuckles. You hit it with a tiny spark of hamon energy, and Mizore immediately tumbles out onto the floor and lands on her back.

    Miraculously, she manages to do it without breaking anyth- ah, the dishes are all in the sink and/or dishwasher. That's why. Still impressive.

    Still prone, Mizore cutely glowers at you while absently rubbing her butt. "That stung."

    You raise an eyebrow. "Are you hurt?"

    "No."

    Your eyebrow lowers to its previous position. "Then walk it off."

    Mizore pouts even harder, before she makes a totally unreasonable demand. "Kiss it better."

    You scoff, turning from annoyed to amused, and choose not to honor that with any further verbal response. Your face doesn't reflect the change in your emotions, but Mizore knows you well enough to read it anyway.
    At that time, you hear excited footsteps coming down the hall.

    Welp, time to properly announce that you've returned.

    "Hey! I'm home!"

    In your mind, you do a brief little countdown. Three.... two.... one.... aaaaaaaaand now.

    You hear your mother breaking into a wild sprint just before she bursts into the room, and lunges at you to give you a great big hug! "YAAAAAAAY!!! JOJO'S BACK FROM SCHOOL!!!!"

    Mizore silently espies the scene, her expression a bizarre mix of fascination and WTF. Is she your mother, she mouths, or your little sister?!

    You heave a sigh, and.... "GET OFF OF ME, YOU STUPID BITCH!" ....shove your mother off of you.

    Holly just giggles and nods. "Okay~!"

    Ugh, you think as you facepalm, give me a goddamn break. You decide to handle the introductions. "Mizore, this is Holly Kujo - my annoying idiot mother who spends all her time thinking about others at the expense of herself."

    Turning to face the other woman in the room... "Mom, this is Mizore Shirayuki, my stalker from school."

    Mizore gets up and politely bows. "Hey. I'm a Snow-Woman. I like watching senpai while hidden in cramped places."

    Holly puts a hand to her mouth in surprise. "Oh my, that sounds so interesting! What kind of things do you tend to watch Jojo do?"

    Mizore starts, having not expected this question. "Erm... beating the shit out of bad guys who deserved it.... training for the same.... shirtless...."

    Satisfied that the two main relevant women in your life seem to be getting along well enough, you promptly retrieve your Monthly Shonen Jump subscription from the counter, plop down on the couch, and get to reading.

    ....huh, this 'Akira Toriyama' guy actually isn't too bad. You'll be keeping an eye on his work...

    The rest of the day passes without meaningful incident.

    []Someone's knocking at the door.
    []Bedtime now. Plot can wait until later.
     
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