Hope Jotaro comments about that cute girl he saved today. Bet he sure hopes to see her again. Unlike everyone else, she doesn't seem irritating (aka she's actually his type).
I'm sure we can steer the conversation how we like once we've actually started it.
"So, let me tell you about my day. First, a girl kicked a thug into my direction, accidentally slamming me into a tree and breaking my bones."
"HOLY SHIT!"
"But it's ok, she's a vampire. She bit me and that did something to heal me."
"OH MY GOD!!!!"
"I was still in pain though, but then I learned this breathing thing that made me feel loads better."
*a sigh of relief on the other end*
"Then I beat the crap out of a teacher."
"HOLY SHIT!"
"Then I used the family's most prized technique and escaped into the ceiling. I met a cute girl there. Quiet, and not all screaming and obnoxious. Totally my type."
"Well, she sounds nice. Maybe I'll be getting someone great-grandchildren after all?"