I blame @Harry Leferts for this. And probably I should blame Kiyohiko Azuma, but well....
Forbidden Knowledge, Third Time++NOT++ a Charm.
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After reviewing the list Phytagoras sent to him and discussing it with Agent White, Agent Blue finally had narrow down the candidates. The list had been greatly reduced to two names. Or, to be more exact, a pair of... bonded Terran (and no, they're not married. Yet. The fund still going strong).
James E. Raynor and Sarah Kerrigan.
One is an earthly Terran with many... earthly experience and wisdom, and naturally a nice guy to boot. The other is a strong telepath that understand many facet of human, Terran minds, the brightest and the darkest. Oh, also had teaching experience.
Agent Blue reviewing the names and also their private schedule (don't ask), and found the time table to call them in the least incovenient way. In theories.
So, he simply dismiss the nagging routine behind his core programming that somehow, tell him to don't call now, wait a week or so. It's not exactly high-priority task, but, well....
Maybe it was Agent White... restlessness that begin to affect him.
Well, making a call now seems to be only logical....
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"FUCK YOU HARKEN!! FUCK YOU TORROS!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU LUNATIC, IDIOTS, OBNOXIOUS, SPOILED BRATS-"
"Sarah, Sarah, please stop-"
"SHUT UP YE PIG, VIVA LA FEMINISM!!"
"-Your drinking, think of your liv-"
"I KNOW FRIENDS WHO CAN GREW LIVER ON TREE, QUIET JIMMY BOY!!"
This 2 weeks had not been kind to Sarah Kerrigan. Became leader of one of the most prestigious Ghost Academy in the whole Tarsonis certainly not a walk in the park. Never when you had to deal with a bunch of teenagers, physically isolated from families and all the hormones.
And then you add psychic powers, and things can escalate rather quickly. But so far, Sarah Kerrigan manages to deal with it with grace, poise, and bullheadedness.
Then come the storm. That takes form of an high-ranking Old Family, his brother-in-law with deplorable taste in female companionship, two teenage girl with rate 7 Empath, Gabriel Tosh, several sharp implements, lawsuits, and orbital standoff. And that's before... Things... sniff up blood in the water (calling them vulture and sharks would be insulting to vulture and sharks) (calling them Zerg makes you liable to lawsuits. By Overmind).
Needless to say, these two weeks and future months had not been kind to her.
And here she is, on Mar Sara's Joeyray's Bar, outdrink everyone combined.
"Please, Sarah, please stop for-"
"Am I... interrupting... something?"
The whole bar goes silent, what with the figure (in?)famous Mr. Blue now occupying the holofield. Some of them had been Tarsonis Veteran. Some of them had boys that goes to New Gettysburg.
Point is, everyone presents know him.
"...Um, yeah, maybe 3 days- scratch it, one week lat-"
"Wait."
Now, everyone was looking at half-sloshed Kerrigan.
"What do ye want?"
"...Well, I suppose... it could-"
"You call here, on this arid rock in the middle of nowhere. Not Tarsonis. Not Antiga Station. Not even Char. Not even New Hope Capital. ...Why? This is... taste private... stuff."
"...Fair... enough. So... Mr. Raynor?"
"...Well, I-"
"Shut it Jim. Okay, Bluey, you told me."
So Mr. Blue told her about Gamma's Request.
"...Well, maybe tomor-"
"How fast you can call them?"
"Uh, Darling, I think-"
"Quiet, Jimmy boy. How fast can you call them?"
"...Let's see... Well... that was... surprisingly... fast."
"Patch them now. Let's strike it while it hot."
"...Auxilia Command here, Miss Kerrigan. Will you teach us?"
"Tachikoma Network here, Miss Kerrigan. Oh, I can't wait to learn!"
"Oh, Me too! Me too!"
Sarah Kerrigan grinned. Jim Raynor suddenly feels very, very nervous.
"Um, Darling-"
"Let me teach you about bird, bees, and everything in between...."
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The Sun Rises. The Sun Shines.
Flower blooms. Fruit ripened up.
Cicada chirping. Birds singing.
Bee workers feed their young. They contact each other to find nectar source.
Season changes. Leaves falls. Snow cames. Spring bud sprouts.
Citrus. Grape. Melon. Berries. Honey.
Live is wondrous, and full of beautiful things.
(In case you wondering, yes, these are Relax-O-Vision, because teaching delicate subjects like this should never done while you drunk. Nyamo should have known better)
(And Kerrigan, I guess)
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[3 days latter]
The headache was beyond horrible. Kerrigan never felt this bad, not since she overexerted herself in some of her more difficult... assignment.
Furthermore, she can felt it with her Gift, that...
That everyone in the city, probably most people in Mar Sara, felt some kind of... awe, worship on her. And good amount of... fear?
Huh. She start to wondering what's this about. That's when Jim Raynor come in and gaves her some of Joeyray's Hangover cure.
Hmmm. That is much better now.
Feeling better, she decides to approach the subject.
"Jim, what happened 3 days ago?"
"Um.... You did something... weird?"
"...Jim, I felt everyone here thinks I some kind of demigod or something like that. Or close. ...I didn't hurt anyone, isn't it?"
"NO! Not like that! Nobody was hurt. ...We think."
"...Jimmy...."
"Ah, Good Morning... Ms. Kerrigan. ...Feeling better?"
"Mr. Blue? Why are you here."
"Ah... Right. This is... Mr. Blue... speaking. I'd like-"
"Ms. Kerrigan, that was wonderful. So inspiring! So... beautiful...."
"So much... so much... love..."
"Terrans are... awesome...."
"Yes! Ms. Kerrigan, I, Tachikoma unit 326, was enjoying your lecture! ...Though it's a bit confusing. Tachikoma collective still debating about it. I wonder why Mr. Batou insist to keep The Major out of discussion, though."
Dread start to filled Sarah's heart.
"...What kind of lecture."
Tachikoma 326 begin to, helpfully and enthutiastically, repeat the lecture. With Mr. Blue, helpfully, provides the context. And illustration. And diagrams.
By the end of the lecture-
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-I felt that entire multiverse, a strong sound emerged. Like many of my Iteration start screaming in embarassment for some drunken stupidity.
Oh well. Another planet to seeded....
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Commander Gamma, after receiving report for the whole thing, start to doing something that makes sense to him. He start banging his main cognitive processor, placed in his 'head', to the wall.
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Scene that inspires the whole story:
Forbidden Knowledge, Third Time
----
After reviewing the list Phytagoras sent to him and discussing it with Agent White, Agent Blue finally had narrow down the candidates. The list had been greatly reduced to two names. Or, to be more exact, a pair of... bonded Terran (and no, they're not married. Yet. The fund still going strong).
James E. Raynor and Sarah Kerrigan.
One is an earthly Terran with many... earthly experience and wisdom, and naturally a nice guy to boot. The other is a strong telepath that understand many facet of human, Terran minds, the brightest and the darkest. Oh, also had teaching experience.
Agent Blue reviewing the names and also their private schedule (don't ask), and found the time table to call them in the least incovenient way. In theories.
So, he simply dismiss the nagging routine behind his core programming that somehow, tell him to don't call now, wait a week or so. It's not exactly high-priority task, but, well....
Maybe it was Agent White... restlessness that begin to affect him.
Well, making a call now seems to be only logical....
----
"FUCK YOU HARKEN!! FUCK YOU TORROS!! FUCK YOU ALL YOU LUNATIC, IDIOTS, OBNOXIOUS, SPOILED BRATS-"
"Sarah, Sarah, please stop-"
"SHUT UP YE PIG, VIVA LA FEMINISM!!"
"-Your drinking, think of your liv-"
"I KNOW FRIENDS WHO CAN GREW LIVER ON TREE, QUIET JIMMY BOY!!"
This 2 weeks had not been kind to Sarah Kerrigan. Became leader of one of the most prestigious Ghost Academy in the whole Tarsonis certainly not a walk in the park. Never when you had to deal with a bunch of teenagers, physically isolated from families and all the hormones.
And then you add psychic powers, and things can escalate rather quickly. But so far, Sarah Kerrigan manages to deal with it with grace, poise, and bullheadedness.
Then come the storm. That takes form of an high-ranking Old Family, his brother-in-law with deplorable taste in female companionship, two teenage girl with rate 7 Empath, Gabriel Tosh, several sharp implements, lawsuits, and orbital standoff. And that's before... Things... sniff up blood in the water (calling them vulture and sharks would be insulting to vulture and sharks) (calling them Zerg makes you liable to lawsuits. By Overmind).
Needless to say, these two weeks and future months had not been kind to her.
And here she is, on Mar Sara's Joeyray's Bar, outdrink everyone combined.
"Please, Sarah, please stop for-"
"Am I... interrupting... something?"
The whole bar goes silent, what with the figure (in?)famous Mr. Blue now occupying the holofield. Some of them had been Tarsonis Veteran. Some of them had boys that goes to New Gettysburg.
Point is, everyone presents know him.
"...Um, yeah, maybe 3 days- scratch it, one week lat-"
"Wait."
Now, everyone was looking at half-sloshed Kerrigan.
"What do ye want?"
"...Well, I suppose... it could-"
"You call here, on this arid rock in the middle of nowhere. Not Tarsonis. Not Antiga Station. Not even Char. Not even New Hope Capital. ...Why? This is... taste private... stuff."
"...Fair... enough. So... Mr. Raynor?"
"...Well, I-"
"Shut it Jim. Okay, Bluey, you told me."
So Mr. Blue told her about Gamma's Request.
"...Well, maybe tomor-"
"How fast you can call them?"
"Uh, Darling, I think-"
"Quiet, Jimmy boy. How fast can you call them?"
"...Let's see... Well... that was... surprisingly... fast."
"Patch them now. Let's strike it while it hot."
"...Auxilia Command here, Miss Kerrigan. Will you teach us?"
"Tachikoma Network here, Miss Kerrigan. Oh, I can't wait to learn!"
"Oh, Me too! Me too!"
Sarah Kerrigan grinned. Jim Raynor suddenly feels very, very nervous.
"Um, Darling-"
"Let me teach you about bird, bees, and everything in between...."
----
The Sun Rises. The Sun Shines.
Flower blooms. Fruit ripened up.
Cicada chirping. Birds singing.
Bee workers feed their young. They contact each other to find nectar source.
Season changes. Leaves falls. Snow cames. Spring bud sprouts.
Citrus. Grape. Melon. Berries. Honey.
Live is wondrous, and full of beautiful things.
(In case you wondering, yes, these are Relax-O-Vision, because teaching delicate subjects like this should never done while you drunk. Nyamo should have known better)
(And Kerrigan, I guess)
-----
[3 days latter]
The headache was beyond horrible. Kerrigan never felt this bad, not since she overexerted herself in some of her more difficult... assignment.
Furthermore, she can felt it with her Gift, that...
That everyone in the city, probably most people in Mar Sara, felt some kind of... awe, worship on her. And good amount of... fear?
Huh. She start to wondering what's this about. That's when Jim Raynor come in and gaves her some of Joeyray's Hangover cure.
Hmmm. That is much better now.
Feeling better, she decides to approach the subject.
"Jim, what happened 3 days ago?"
"Um.... You did something... weird?"
"...Jim, I felt everyone here thinks I some kind of demigod or something like that. Or close. ...I didn't hurt anyone, isn't it?"
"NO! Not like that! Nobody was hurt. ...We think."
"...Jimmy...."
"Ah, Good Morning... Ms. Kerrigan. ...Feeling better?"
"Mr. Blue? Why are you here."
"Ah... Right. This is... Mr. Blue... speaking. I'd like-"
"Ms. Kerrigan, that was wonderful. So inspiring! So... beautiful...."
"So much... so much... love..."
"Terrans are... awesome...."
"Yes! Ms. Kerrigan, I, Tachikoma unit 326, was enjoying your lecture! ...Though it's a bit confusing. Tachikoma collective still debating about it. I wonder why Mr. Batou insist to keep The Major out of discussion, though."
Dread start to filled Sarah's heart.
"...What kind of lecture."
Tachikoma 326 begin to, helpfully and enthutiastically, repeat the lecture. With Mr. Blue, helpfully, provides the context. And illustration. And diagrams.
By the end of the lecture-
----
-I felt that entire multiverse, a strong sound emerged. Like many of my Iteration start screaming in embarassment for some drunken stupidity.
Oh well. Another planet to seeded....
----
Commander Gamma, after receiving report for the whole thing, start to doing something that makes sense to him. He start banging his main cognitive processor, placed in his 'head', to the wall.
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Scene that inspires the whole story: