[X] 1st Lt. Aoba, technician
[X] 1st Lt. Ibuki, technician

Inviting Ritsuko would be barely better then Ikari.
 
Rei IV: Mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without a single benefit
[X] Ritsuko
[X] 1st​ Lt. Ibuki, technician

You consider the list of people you know and find it's rather depressingly small. You decide to stick with the familiar by inviting Ritsuko. Moreover, you've been seeing a lot of Ibuki lately, so you invite her too. It turns out Rei is under the care of Ritsuko, and Ibuki, as Ritsuko's right hand woman, often acts as a proxy for her. You were unaware that either of them had medical training, but apparently Ritsuko has an M.D. after her name in addition to the Ph.D. You keep meaning to ask Ritsuko for some more details regarding Rei's medical status. Every time you see her flinch in pain only to insist stridently that she's "fine" breaks your heart a little.

You spend an evening back at your apartment poring over a rulebook for mahjong. Mahjong has…a lot of rules. Like, a lot. The rulebook is over two dozen pages long. You haven't played since university, and you wonder if you're even equipped to explain this to Rei. Still…it should be fine, right?

Finally, the magic day arrives. You show up a little early with Rei to give yourself time to explain the rules. You start with the names of each tile, and then explain that a valid hand is four sets of three tiles and a pair (except the two times where it isn't) and go on from there. Rei gives you a blank stare the entire time but doesn't seem confused or ask too many questions. It makes you kind of nervous. As if on cue, once you finish your little lecture Ritsuko and Ibuki arrive. Ibuki seems pretty jubilant to be away from the office, whereas Ritsuko seems a little exasperated. Both of them are surprised to see Rei at your left.

Rei says she now knows how to play mahjong, to which Ritsuko responds that she will not be going easy on Rei, regardless of her novice status. Rei nods. Ritsuko looks at you and says she won't be going easy on you either. You belatedly remember that Ritsuko used to absolutely destroy you at this game. You feel a sense of foreboding. Ibuki says she plays sometimes with Aoba and Hyuga during slow days. The sense of foreboding grows stronger.

The table sets up your first hand. Rei is dealer. You feel a little bad for her. She has less time to get familiar with what she's got, and in her first game. Still, at the very least, you might not be as bad at mahjong as Rei. So maybe today won't be a complete humiliation in front of Rei and one of your subordinates.

Please God, give me a good hand, you think to yourself. More evidence of God's absence presents itself after you turn over your tiles. Grimacing, you look at Rei, hoping maybe she had a worse draw. She's frowning in concentration. She opens her mouth a couple of times as if to ask something, but thinks better of it. Ritsuko looks bored, while Ibuki seems a little concerned for Rei.

You ask Rei what the issue is. Rei responds that the table must be broken. You ask for more detail. Rei says that the goal in mahjong is to form a hand of four sets and a pair by discarding, drawing, and calling tiles, right? You nod, unsure where she's going with this. Rei says she doesn't understand. Her hand is already four sets and a pair.

What. You demand Rei show the table her hand. Rei initially tries to argue that you're trying to cheat, until Ritsuko gently but sternly also asks her to do so. Rei reluctantly reveals she has a winning hand. Your mouth gapes open like a fish. It is the legendary hand that many players go their entire lives without ever seeing.

Tenhou. The Blessing of Heaven. A hand so rare it is automatically worth the maximum number of points. And Rei got it on her very first hand. Rei doesn't even seem particularly pleased about this. It's a waste.

So perhaps there is a God, He's just working very hard against you, apparently. Each of you look at each other with the tired sense of resignation only mahjong players feel, and pay Rei her 16,000 points each, for a total of 48,000. You glower angrily at Rei before you all shove your tiles into the center of the table for the next hand.

You finish the first game in fourth place. Unsurprisingly, Rei is able to coast by just on the points she got from her first hand, so the rest of you get to fight over the scraps. Ritsuko finishes in second, Ibuki third. Well, okay, but Rei had beginner's luck. You start the next game.

Three games later, and now three beers later, you're convinced the table hates you. Maybe even the very game of mahjong itself hates you. Rei has been doing pretty much fine on her own, and has been coming in a very narrow second to Ritsuko. The game has mostly devolved into you and Ibuki scrabbling to not come in last while Rei and Ritsuko duke it out for first. Both have an unusual intensity about them as they duel. Ritsuko has prevailed every single time in the end, though. The score differential has been narrowing increasingly.

It's the last game. The scores are actually pretty close. Finally, you've got a ready hand. A sweet, sweet hon'itsu. You just need that last 4-man or 7-man tile to complete your hand. There's 3 left of both. You have a good feeling. You declare riichi.

Ron. Everyone looks at Rei, who has called your discarded 2-sou. She turns over her hand. Tan'yao, sanshoku doujun, pinfu, dora 1. Mangan. 8,000 points from you, please. You are going to cry.

With that, Rei manages to tie with Ritsuko. But Rei's got the better seat, so she wins the game. Ritsuko slumps back in her chair in bemused defeat. Rei sips her soda nonchalantly, seemingly admiring her handiwork. Ibuki just laughs at your misfortune. Mahjong is a game of skill, but also luck. You whine about this, and Ritsuko merely looks you dead in the eyes and tells you that luck is also a skill.

Some people are naturally unlucky. You down the rest of your drink.

After the game, Ibuki and Rei take their leave. Ibuki thanks you for the invite, in a great mood. You grunt goodbye, to which she giggles and tells you she's looking forward to a rematch. Rei waves goodbye, and also expresses her desire for a rematch. While looking at Ritsuko. You can tell she had a good time, although evidently she's disappointed with your poor performance. She has Ritsuko buy you another beer in gratitude. Thanks, Rei.

You have some time with Ritsuko, and you've been meaning to ask her a few things. What do you want to focus on?

[ ] Rei's health and background
[ ] NERV's latest projects
[ ] Your friendship
 
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[X] Rei's health and background

Imagine having a Tenhou the first time you play mahjong, literally spending a lifetime's good luck
 
[X] Rei's health and background

Never played Mahjong, but based on context I'm assuming that Tenhou was at least as rare as drawing a royal flush in five card poker so, hah.
 
Never played Mahjong, but based on context I'm assuming that Tenhou was at least as rare as drawing a royal flush in five card poker so, hah.
The internet tells me that tenhou is a three-in-a-million event, which compares with 1.5-in-a-million for being dealt a natural royal flush.

Which makes them once-in-a-lifetime events for gambling addicts :)
 
[X] Rei's health and background

Seems like the choice of a responsible adult. Yes Misato, you're now supposed to be one!
 
[X] Your friendship

First, you subvert people. Then you make them turn your adopted daughter into a godess.
 
[X] Rei's health and background

Never played Mahjong, but based on context I'm assuming that Tenhou was at least as rare as drawing a royal flush in five card poker so, hah.
Tenhou is the act of drawing a valid winning hand on your very first draw as the dealer seat (East). If you're not the dealer, this is called chihou (The Blessing of the Earth). They're both limit hands (yakuman, worth 32,000 points), so technically they're worth the same amount of points, but the dealer has a 1.5x multiplier on every hand they win, so tenhou is worth more (and is three times rarer, obviously).

According to all-time yaku statistics published by Tenhou (the website), tenhou (the yaku) has been achieved 1,999 times (as of 2019), or roughly 1 in every 322,747 hands played. You would have to play approximately 10 hands of mahjong (roughly 1.2 games assuming no dealer repeats or goulash hands) every day for 90 years to reach that number of hands played. This is roughly half the amount of hands of poker you'd have to play to draw a royal flush.

Rei of course, has no idea, so alas, truly the tenhou was wasted on her.
 
[X] Your friendship

Single guardians need support systems. We can talk about Rei's health a bit later. Just let everyone have a solid good day with wonderful vibes... Depending on how this conversation goes :V
 
Rei V: About Rei
[X] Rei's health and background

You decide now is as good a time as ever to ask Ritsuko about Rei's health. There are other things you want to talk about, like getting up to speed on NERV's latest initiatives in the R&D department, and reconnecting with Ritsuko after so many years living apart from each other, but right now, you've decided that Rei's health is more important. You'll have plenty of time to catch of with Ritsuko later. Probably.

The moment you bring up Rei's condition the satisfied smirk Ritsuko has been giving you for the last couple of hours vanishes. Fun Ritsuko has left for the afternoon, hello business Ritsuko. Ritsuko explains that Rei was taken in and raised by Gendo from a fairly young age, and naturally, this has led to her social skills being somewhat stunted. Of course, naturally. "Somewhat" stunted. Ritsuko shrugs. You consider asking Ritsuko why she hasn't helped Rei develop her social skills, as her doctor, but you think better of it. The facile way Ritsuko talks about it indicates she probably thought it was not her job to do.

Rei attends a local junior high school and according to Ritsuko, does poorly. She seems to have zero interest in academics. She has not, to Ritsuko's knowledge, made any friends at all. She tells you that Rei is a quiet creature that likes her space and asks for very little from others. Ritsuko is sure you won't have any issues on the discipline front from her, at the very least. The news is dismaying. It seems like NERV actually prefers pilots like Rei, who don't ask too many questions, don't disobey orders, and ask for nothing in return.

You ask if Rei is being paid for her work with NERV. Ritsuko says of course. You rephrase the question. Does Rei know she is being paid for her work with NERV? Ritsuko frowns, a concerned look on her face. Rei's never asked, so she just assumed…okay, you can stop glaring at her now. She'll make sure Rei's apprised. Anything else?

You ask about Rei's current condition. Ritsuko gives you a rueful look. Ritsuko was apparently pretty adamant that Unit-00 wasn't ready but Gendo and Fuyutsuki insisted the activation test be moved up a couple weeks even though she told them Rei's psychograph score was too high, and—well, you get the picture. Rei's probably going to be good as new in around three weeks or so. Apparently, the girl bounces back from injuries pretty quickly. Just has good genes.

You press a little bit further and mention the girl is in seemingly constant pain. Ritsuko frowns. Rei's supposed to tell her these things. She shakes her head in exasperation and says she'll look into adjusting the dosage of Rei's painkillers to make life a little less miserable for her.

Ritsuko excuses herself to return to HQ and leaves.



The next week at work is a nightmare. Seems rumors of your antics at the mahjong parlor got out because someone (Ibuki) told Aoba about it, who has told everyone. Most of the staff is indifferent to the news, but you keep getting weird looks of sympathy from strangers, and Aoba keeps snickering when he sees you. Hyuga tries to put a happy face on it. Don't worry Captain, nobody will think less of you just because you're bad at mahjong. Thanks, Hyuga, you really know how to treat a woman.

You take some time this week to visit Rei in the hospital. She's apparently well enough to start walking again, and is now using crutches to get around. She's wincing a bit with each step, but when she's at rest she seems noticeably more relaxed and still. You notice that in addition to her usual stack of medical textbooks she's added a book on probability and some books about mahjong, the latter of which have several pages flagged.

She greets you. Did you know NERV employees get paid?

It's that time again.

Conversation
Select one of the following:

Talk to Rei about:

Rei
[ ] General well-being
[ ] Mood
[ ] The past
[ ] The present
[ ] The future

Others
[ ] Yourself
[ ] Friends
[ ] Romance

Environment
[ ] NERV
[ ] School
[ ] Home
[ ] Tokyo-3
[ ] The World

Activities
Select two of the following (note that some activities may be unavailable due to the pilot's current condition):

[ ] Combat training
[ ] Synchronization training
[ ] Physical training
[ ] Study
[ ] Arts program
[ ] Go out

Special Activity
You may do one special activity of your choosing each week. It won't raise Rei's stats, but you can use it to bond with her, affect her mood, or solve her problems. Additionally, you can also use this slot to pursue your own projects, if any. This is not controlled by majority vote. The QM will merely choose the most entertaining one.

[ ] Write in
 
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Conversation
Select one of the following:

Talk to Rei about:

Rei
[ ] General well-being
[ ] Mood
[ ] The past
[ ] The present
[X ] The future

Others
[ ] Yourself
[ ] Friends
[ ] Romance

Environment
[ ] NERV
[ ] School
[ ] Home
[ ] Tokyo-3
[ ] The World

Activities
Select two of the following (note that some activities may be unavailable due to the pilot's current condition):

[ ] Combat training
[ x] Synchronization training
[ ] Physical training
[ ] Study
[ ] Arts program
[ X] Go out

Special Activity
You may do one special activity of your choosing each week. It won't raise Rei's stats, but you can use it to bond with her, affect her mood, or solve her problems. Additionally, you can also use this slot to pursue your own projects, if any. This is not controlled by majority vote. The QM will merely choose the most entertaining one.

[ ] Write in
Write in: Ask Reí if she knows what Hanafuda is. Seeing Rei's quickly taken to Mahjong, you wonder if she'll enjoy similar gambling games. Plus, you've played Hanafuda before and enjoy a decent reputation as a player. You want your pride back.
 
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