Lin receives: A sign of the respect his tenants have for him.
Iris and John Husbandman receive: A daughter who needs to be waterboarded to admit she mildly likes someone due to years of landlord shittery.
Man what a steal, Adil needs to name her kid after Lin too if she ever finds the right
chainsaw demon guy for her
Won't lie, this does make me laugh. Appreciate that the thread as a whole is on the side of "Tsunderes are valid if they're clearly the result of immeasurable psychological trauma."
Really am waiting to see what Adil's like in a dedicated one on one conversation, I want their to be Emotional Tension when it ends up that she's an insane clown music demon, or more incomprehensibly, the idea she might be an actually nice person who doesn't harm Lily for taking interest in her despite Soothing having a Makima faceclaim ready to drop the instant she was introduced.
I realize this sounds fake but we
are fresh off the chapter Soothing made buffoons of us for thinking we'd be engaging in close contact psychological warfare with the illusionary loved one.
Not gonna lie I'm still a little shellshocked from that turn Iris wasn't even slightly nasty about the love hell dream, I was expecting nail biting Justice rolls, maybe even still debuffed from low Sanity maluses, to even contemplate Moon was gnawing on Lily's brain throughout this, but no, Lily just, sunk through the comfort back into awareness.
It makes me
intensely curious about what would've happened if Kai Mao or Sun got picked, like, did the thread vote the "right" option with Mom, avoiding a distressingly romance forced dream? Was it the case, that
whoever Lily saw would be positive for their relationship?
Sounds fake.
Hang on a brainwave's coming through:
Despite being pretty sure that she's older than you, Miss Sun is a small petite thing barely reaching the height of your shoulders, and Mao's chest. Sandy blonde hair going past her shoulders, and a pair of wide teary purple eyes. You do not miss the heavy bags in her eyes, the familiar deadness you've seen in your neighbor's eyes, fading at the sight of Mao. You recognize the sinking in her cheeks, her stretched skin covering her too-narrow chin. She wears a baggy, wide-sleeved sweater, practically swallowing a good 70% of her body. The moment the door fully opens, she practically throws herself to Mao, crying.
The four in the background wear similar looking clothes, but without the long coat – a cap on their head and collared up brown clothes on their body with too many pockets. The second person that stands out stands surrounded by the four. Wispy white-blue hair, and a pair of wide red eyes. Unlike the others, he wears a simple shirt-and-trousers combo; something that you wouldn't bat an eye over in the streets. It's something that you would wear.
[Narrows eyes at Lily having blonde hair and green eyes while Kai has white hair and blue eye
s] ...Coffee Man played a funny with the questers' likelihood of falling over heels in partnership with Kai, huh.
Oooooooooh, right. That is a thing. I am not really pushing the shipping angle but I am wondering why it is this easy to make these implications. The sitcom thing was a joke but I am starting to think it might be reality. Lily and Kai are here having a wholesome and heartwarming partnership, then there is everyone else who is reading too much into their interactions.
Reminded me I wanted to say something here, and that's really just the result of picking the 'protect a girl from her ex' job as the prologue mission, talking about said ex instead of deflecting to the impersonal Fixer Office stuff, staying invested in Sun and her predominantly romance focused baggage, hanging out with Kai consistently enough to get the question that was answered with "Partners", then picking out matching red string of fate alluding ribbons, after which a random antagonist goes:
"… I'll kill you," he mutters, barely loud enough amidsts the clash of steel. You make a swing of your knockbar, and he flinches, immediately leaping back from you. He breathes heavily, body hunched over, hatchets low on the ground, eye seething. "I'll make it slow. Make it painful. That girl – your girl," you frown, and he returns it with a wide grin. "You care for her, don't cha? I'll torture her. Make you watch – watch the life drain from her eyes. Fucked her up that I'll have you kill her outta mercy. I could do that. I know I could. Break you. Break her."
Just, a lot of little choices over time.
Also Soothing just knows his audience, so clearly he's willing to play into the popularity of the pairing whether it goes all the way or not. That's why we get little nudges like:
You give her a look, before looking back to the board, rolling your eyes. "Yes, mom, there's more," she leans close to you. You let out a huff, lips twitch despite yourself. "Kai's my partner," you watch Mom blink. "We work together on Urban Myths," her mouth opens into an 'O' shape. She looks disappointed. You shoot her a pointed look.
Which by the by is a parallel to this because our quest runner doesn't have the kindness to simply disembowel us.
"I see," Mother nodded. Fretfully, as Kai chewed some crunchy bits of rice that weren't completely cooked – she thought it added to the texture – she glanced up to Mother. Her pale blue eyes were focused elsewhere from her eyepatch. "Did one of them give you that ribbon?"
Kai's hand reaches to her neck – and stops an eighth way through the motion. "Yes," she said instead, placing her hand down. "Her name is Lily, she's a –" no, not a "—she's my Partner," Mother tilted her head slightly. "We work on Urban Myth jobs together."
"I see," Mother said, after a moment.
Anyway my personal standpoint is that I'd be fine if Lily's path to enlightenment never involves tonguing another human being, but it'd be alright if it did.
The real question is if the bachelorette life will be Lily's choice or if god will smite her for daring to get laid like Roland.