My Life as a Teenage Juggernaut... (Worm AU x Marvel)

Taylor is canonically 5'8'' and 125 lbs.

At 6'10'' and 320 lbs she has gained 14'' in height and 195 lbs in mass. There are 14 pounds in a stone so if we divide 195 by 14 we get 13.93.

This means Taylor has gained approximately 1 stone in mass per 1 inch in height gained. She now weighs 22 st 12 lbs. So almost 23 stone.

You also need to take into account that men and women have very different physiques regardless of if they have the same height and weight. As it stands Taylor does have the She-Hulk physique.

For comparison Shaquille O'Neal in his prime was 7'1'' and 340 lbs.
 
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What exactly was ol Cy's counter proposal.

Does QA get a BF in addition to Best Host?
As far as I understand Cytorrak proposed exactly what shards always wanted, exactly how they wanted it - finding a source of infinite power through their hosts.
I also wouldn't be surprised if they bang. Crystalline mountain the size of a continent wouldn't be the strangest partner gods engaged with. Which tells you a lot about gods really. And humanity.
 
It is a long standing complaint of mine. They actually redefined Inches, yards, and verious imperial measurments after WW2, and stead of making conversion easy, like say, 1 inch equals 2.5 centimeters, they went with 1 inch equals 2.54. So thanks to that, we have conversion issues. Know what conversion issues cause? People to not use your fancy new system!
The problem there was that it wasn't a change made by any actual standards agency, or conference of science and/or industry or even governmental fiat.

It was made as a commercial decision.

Gauge blocks, you see, are pretty much the standard for calibrating measuring tools and doing fine-scale inspections of parts, making accurate angles (with a sine bar, of course) and any other machining task where precise measurement is needed.

Pretty much everything you're surrounded by has a gauge block somewhere in the chain of events that brought it to you, even if only in the machines that made the tools by which it was made.

And gauge blocks were invented in metric. When the guy who invented them was asked to make Imperial/US customary measurements version of his excellent invention, he noticed that he was being asked to make two different sizes of inch.

Which was going to be a pain in the backside, so he took an average of the two inches he'd been asked for at 2.54 mm, called that an inch, and sold gauge block sets in that size to both sets of non-metric customers.
 
Considering what we've seen of Taygernaut so far, I'd like to suggest her cape name: "Relentless" as in the pursuit predator that just won't stop coming.
 
And PHO WILL go there. Except maybe XxVoidCowboyxX, because he saw what happened when she went after Sophia, and does not want that happening to him, his house, his neighborhood...

Also, just a polite reminder (because the persons who have asked have been polite about it):

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And PHO WILL go there. Except maybe XxVoidCowboyxX, because he saw what happened when she went after Sophia, and does not want that happening to him, his house, his neighborhood...
Eventually, depending on how much he restrains himself from his usual shenanigans, Tin_Mother might grant Void minor Moderator status with one mission: Ban anyone who makes the joke.

Cue people pinching themselves and checking if it's Opposite Day the first time this happens.
 
Independent Taylor, because the PRT owes her some dosh for not keeping their attack dog on a leash and muzzle.
Doubt that, she needs support due to the very minor fact that she is a nearly 7 foot tall tank roughly in the shape of a bricc´d out teenage girl that could give locomotives a run for their money. The PRT is her best bet for that support. A cape identity is basically a non-factor here. Everyone will see her in civvies and go..."Yep, that is a brute". Going independent is asking for Gangs to pull shit.
 
Doubt that, she needs support due to the very minor fact that she is a nearly 7 foot tall tank roughly in the shape of a bricc´d out teenage girl that could give locomotives a run for their money. The PRT is her best bet for that support. A cape identity is basically a non-factor here. Everyone will see her in civvies and go..."Yep, that is a brute". Going independent is asking for Gangs to pull shit.

Doubt that anyone assaulting her is asking for a reprieve from life. Cain learned to control his powers and its just a matter of her learning to do the same. Otherwise you have Taylor carrying the PRT/Protectorate on her back, giving them more authority than SHIELD and we all know what a clusterfuck that was.

No she needs some money, they are celebrating at the PRT because she doesn't have control of her powers and is underaged and they would make up some reason to keep her. She doesn't need a cape identity other than the Juggernaut. If you're that anxious to see what the next great adventure is try her.
 
Cain learned to control his powers and its just a matter of her learning to do the same.
Cain got his powers in the Korean Conflict, had a temple dropped on top of him, and spent a decade digging himself out and learning said control before his first attempt at killing Charles. Learning control on her own may not be as quick a process as you might think.
 
Cain got his powers in the Korean Conflict, had a temple dropped on top of him, and spent a decade digging himself out and learning said control before his first attempt at killing Charles. Learning control on her own may not be as quick a process as you might think.

Well that was Cain and this was Taylor. If its going to take a decade for Taylor to learn to control herself, the story might as well end here.
 
Cain got his powers in the Korean Conflict, had a temple dropped on top of him, and spent a decade digging himself out and learning said control before his first attempt at killing Charles. Learning control on her own may not be as quick a process as you might think.
Well, Taylor didn't have a temple dropped on her so does not have to dig herself out, and she has the Protectorate training her in control already who are used to training Brutes.
 
Her training could actually be really quick, her power is to make her unstoppable so if her goal is to safely hug her father then her power should help her gain the control she needs to meet her goal.
 
Taylor might have two power sources. One makes her the Juggernaut, and the other might help her control her own strength. Remember, she didn't crush Sophia's head.

Edit: QA might help Taylor Administrate her main power

Edit 2: and/or QA is helping Cyttorak's power interact with more esoteric powers.
 
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Everyone will see her in civvies and go..."Yep, that is a brute". Going independent is asking for Gangs to pull shit
Even if Taylor is almost invulnerable, her dad is not. And there are villains out there that are not known for their judgment and critical thinking skills... like Hookwolf and Skidmark.

It's going to take a couple more publized fights before the gangs decide to give her a wide berth.

And whoever compared Taylor's current physical size to Shaquille O'Neil had the right idea. It's one thing to say Taylor is 7ft tall and 350 lbs and try to visualize it, it's entirely another to see Shaq literally standing head and shoulders over average sized people. Taylor probably has a more feminine figure, but she is solid muscle and bone, and the density is probably off the charts.

Actually it would be funny to find out that Taylor's muscle density is close to the outer layers of the Endbringers. 😳
 
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I wouldn't wish it on Danny (largely because I understand clinical depression), but the thought of Hookwolf deciding that he'll prove something to Taylor to make her join, which ends up with Taylor just walking to Medhall and walking through the building. Repeatedly. Doesn't bother with the doors, mind you.
 
I wouldn't wish it on Danny (largely because I understand clinical depression), but the thought of Hookwolf deciding that he'll prove something to Taylor to make her join, which ends up with Taylor just walking to Medhall and walking through the building. Repeatedly. Doesn't bother with the doors, mind you.
If Taylor throws a haymaker at StabbyPuppy (love Doomlor's nick for him), I think chances of "fine red mist" is a strong possibility. Taylor being able to handle his sudden demise isn't likely though (unless he's not her "first").

As for Max's precious building being slowly destabilized, yeah, unstoppable force meets crepe paper building comes to mind.
 
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