Obliterate and Decimat3 - Goblin Slayer [Not yet Rated] (unfinished)
Obliterate, Decimate, and Other Fancy Word For Destroy

Goblin Slayer and his party were heading back to the city. After ANOTHER productive day of goblin slaying and, as usual, Elf Archer is complaining about the smell and how they should go on a REAL adventure. Dwarf, as always, pokes fun at the flat chested archer. Lizard Shaman, As Always, is just happy to be here with his friends. Priestess is trying to get a particularly tough stain of goblin blood off her clothes. Goblin Slayer is still being the stoic exterminator.

Then a green flash covers the sky. Suddenly there were earthquakes, lightning, and an overwhelming booming sound all around! Elf Archer had to cover her ears. The sound especially loud to her ears. The group panicking over what the hell was going on. The only one not being vocal, but still notably tense was Goblin Slayer. When the earthquake, the lightning, and booming faded. All of sudden it was quiet. As if, what just happened...didn't. The group, tensed, looked around. Was it a wizard who played with reality? Was a new Demon King born? Did a God decide they had enough of playing with their mortal toys? They didn't know. That made them worry immensely.

When they finally relaxed. They decided high hoof it to the city. They had to find out what happened. When they got to the gates, a mob was there. The city guards doing their best to placate the panicked and growing crowd. After a bit of maneuvering, they finally got into the city. It felt....bigger for some reason. There were more buildings. More shops that were oddly next to each other. And it felt like there were even more people. They questioned it to themselves for a bit before moving on. Hopefully, they would get answers at the guild.

When they got to the guild, they were bewildered, baffled, and the other fancy words to describe confusion at the two adventuring guilds situated right next to each other. What gave them even more confusion is seeing two Guild Girls arguing in front of the two buildings. Goblin Slayer, ever the steadfast goblin eviscerator, walked up to the two to get an answer.

"Guild Girl! What is going on here!" Goblin Slayer demanded. His voice loud enough to get the pairs attention. He's glad that it did do it's intended job. "Goblin Slayer! You're back!" One of the guild girls screamed, glad to see him okay. "Oh great, he's back. Just got back from goblinating those goblins Slayer?" The other guild girl sassed/asked him. Arms folded over her chest. Now Goblin Slayer may not have the sharpest tool in the social shed, but even he could tell which one was his guild girl and which one isn't. Also, goblinating? Is that even a word? He's somewhat sure it isn't, but at the same time it has been while since the last time scholars came up with new words. Maybe, it is a new word and he just doesn't know. Anyway, back to the point.

"Do you know what happened Guild Girl? What was with the earthquakes, lightning, and booming? What was that green light that blotted the sky?" Goblin Slayer asked. He became disappointed when Guild Girl gave him an unknowing shake of her head. "We're doing all we can to figure things out in our end. Though if we want quick results, we would have to wait for a report from HQ." She said. Looking none too happy.

"I see, very well. Then could you tell me about why there are two of you?" Goblin Slayer asked. Looking at the two Guild Girls. Guild Girl One looked uncomfortable for a second. Before remembering why the two of them were arguing. She looked at Guild Girl Two. "I am NOT Fat!!!" She shrieked like a banshee. Surprising Goblin Slayer and making Guild Girl Two give a smug smile "Yes, you are." She replied. She said it with such assurance that Goblin Slayer made the mistake of looking at Guild Girl One's stomach. It made her indignant. She went to cover herself from his intense and manly gaze. "Geeze, Goblin Slayer~. Didn't anyone ever tell you it's rude to stare so blatantly at a lady?" She said. Looking at him coyly.

"Ah. Sorry. I'll make sure to watch my manners." Goblin Slayer said. Totally oblivious to the flirting social cue. Guild Girl One sighed in disappointment. Guild Girl Two looked at the two of them not understanding until she got it. "Oh barf!" She made a vomiting motion. Showing her thoughts to
 
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Oh man even abridged versions..I can see many characters not liking those versions and some trying to kill them.

Speaking of which I wonder how the halo cast will deal with the craziness of Red vs Blue and the trouble project Freelancer goes through. (Also they'll definitely give the elites weird looks if Tucker is pregnant).
 
Oh man even abridged versions..I can see many characters not liking those versions and some trying to kill them.

Speaking of which I wonder how the halo cast will deal with the craziness of Red vs Blue and the trouble project Freelancer goes through. (Also they'll definitely give the elites weird looks if Tucker is pregnant).
You can definetly try writing an omake about it - suort or long - if you want to give it a try.
 
Random Information: Greek Monster Bosses #1
Scylla in: The Dardanelles Strait (Greek Mythology, The Odyssey), The Messina Strait (Roman/Italian Mythology, EPIC: The Musical), Oceanus (Supergiant Games - Hades 2), Not-so-Strait of the Dardanelles (God of War: Ghost of Sparta)
Charybdys in: Same as Scylla.
Talos in: Argos (Jason and the Argonauts, Greek Mythology)
Colossus of Rhodes in: Rhodes (God of War 2)
Medusa in: Aegean Sea (Greek/Roman Mythology), House of Hades (Supergiant Games - Hades), New Jersey (Percy Jackson)
 
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So how many sea monsters have gotten bounties on them like from the Ocean Hunter arcade game.
Aside from those featured in this game, or the mythological ones who have already died, only an handful.
Yes, PJO and Roman Medusa are on the List. Yes, they only want a quiet life. No, they will most likely not get it.
Most Sirens aren't on the "Criminal Bounty Hunt", but the "Poachers/Pirate Bounty Hunt".
Same goes for Nimphs, Dryads, Satyrs and Cyclopes.
Centaurs are on the normal "Bounty List": those that aren't exactly criminals, but people still want them dead.
 
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Considering all the new technology and types of tech how's the various sects of the brotherhood of steel taking the reality merge? Considering there job of keeping tech out of idiots hands got infinitely more difficult.

I can see the brotherhood outcasts in DC getting themselves arrested due to trying to pull off their usual shenanigans in the justice leagues backyard.
 
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Considering all the new technology and types of tech how's the various sects of the brotherhood of steel taking the reality merge? Considering there job of keeping tech out of idiots hands got infinitely more difficult.
They're probably causing trouble for people in America as well.

I can see the brotherhood outcasts in DC getting themselves arrested due to trying to pull off their usual shenanigans in the justice leagues backyard.
When did Fallout 4 happen cause I can see an awkward reunion coming between Maxson and the Lyons.
 
They're probably causing trouble for people in America as well.


When did Fallout 4 happen cause I can see an awkward reunion coming between Maxson and the Lyons.

Depending on when the merge happened in Fallout 4 Maxson is either in or was on his way to Boston.

Speaking of boston Fallout areas like the glowing sea are going to be a massive pain to clean up unless some super science figure gets involved that thing is going to generate rad storms that can blow over on its neighbours.

Speaking of other fallout areas if it's here any bets on whose the poor bastard who stumbled onto the sierra madre?
 
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Depending on when the merge happened in Fallout 4 Maxson is either in or was on his way to Boston.

Speaking of boston Fallout areas like the glowing sea are going to be a massive pain to clean up unless some super science figure gets involved that thing is going to generate rad storms that can blow over on its neighbours.

Speaking of other fallout areas if it's here any bets on whose the poor bastard who stumbled onto the sierra madre?
hello and welcome back.

I don't know where those people are.

But the Glowing Sea has been neutraziled.... for the most part. Now it's just like the rest of Boston's Waters: Dirty, probably deadly and mildly toxic. But no radiation.
 
Hello and welcome back.

Tomorrow I may not be able to upload because I have to give my Contemporary History Exam, so wish me good luck.

Anyway, with that disclaimer out of the way, feel free to ask and write whatever you want.
 
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