"WHEREISHOME"

"FIRE EVERYTHING"
Bright green dots began streaking towards Amura, who was more amused than anything else. It reminded her of the thing that fired red ones, except they kind of stung. The magical kitten watched as the grey yarn ball produced some kind of green stick, and it BURNED.

"No! Bad ball!" She yelled before swiping at it, breaching it's outer layers and spotting something bright and shiny. "Pretty light…" Amura muttered, entranced by it. She pounced upon it, just like the elusive red dot she would see on the wall every now and then back at Pink Girl Madoka's house, only for the thing to explode and send the poor kitten flying, her paws burnt.
 
Omake: Return of the Kittens
Admiral Ackbar stared at the small creature on his lap with no small amount of consternation.

When he had received the plans of the Empire's newest arrogance, and understood the full scope of Palpatine's maniacal ambition, he had planned many things. He had planned, and painstakingly executed, a drawn out military campaign, sending good ships and good people into the meatgrinder of a pointless civil war merely to split the Empire's attention, draw away the fleet for just the right moment. A cautious misinformation campaign that had turned out to be of limited use against a man that some still whispered could read the course of the future itself.

Then, when the trap had been sprung, Ackbar had envisioned a desperate gambit - playing for time, positioning single ships in a galactic fleet so as to minimize the damage the Empire could do to them with any one volley, distracting the Empire once again to give a single safe approach to the mysterious young Jedi - a total unknown, and oh how it galled to risk his entire campaign on a hunch that the strange young human could achieve what he claimed he did. And yet, this was still expected - sometimes battles did turn at the actions of a single soldier.

When the strangely dressed girl radiating more energy than a Star Destroyer had appeared on the battlefield, as if dropped from hyperspace directly in their midst, Ackbar had finally, for the first time in a long time, felt like he had lost control of the situation. When the Emperor had, in a panicked voice, ordered all ships to open fire on "the abomination", the feeling had only deepened. And yet, when the creature had started shredding the hull of the Death Star apart like so much tissue paper with brilliantly shining claws, Ackbar's course of action had still been clear, maneuvering his own fleet to give cover to the strange, incredible apparition as it tore through the Death Star's interior and batted the reactor core into space as if it was a toy.

When, however, the girl had spontaneously materialized on his flagship's command bridge, triumphantly said something about vanquishing all evil in the backyard, then stared at him in a way that uncomfortably reminded him of the more persistent predators of his home world of Mon Cala, declared that he'd "smelled nice", turned into this small furry creature, jumped into his lap and went to sleep - for the first time in a long time, the Admiral had absolutely no idea how to handle the situation.

"Good space thing," he said and petted it experimentally. The creature made a purring sound that he chose to interpret as assent.

The intercom crackled. It was Luke. "Do I still need to make that run -"
 
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Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[x] Go human
-[x] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[x] Bad Second Best Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 3
angelofwhim, Always Late, Zam

[X] Go human
-[X] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[X] Bad Catnip Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 1
Nottheunmaker

[x] stay human
-[x] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[x] Bad Catnip Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 4

okurasha, MrLZRS, Icipall, De3ta

 
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[x] Go human
-[x] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[x] Bad Second Best Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 3
angelofwhim, Always Late, Zam

[X] Go human
-[X] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[X] Bad Catnip Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 1
Nottheunmaker

[x] stay human
-[x] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[x] Bad Catnip Cat, BAD!
No. of votes: 4

okurasha, MrLZRS, Icipall, De3ta

And the winner is:
This Thing!


As opposed to That Thing or The Other Thing, which are all completely different.
Can't you tell?
 
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[x] stay human
-[x] Time to be angry servant with the feather duster
--[x] Bad Catnip Cat, BAD!

You must discipline Catnip Cat yourself, so that you can show her that you are Best Cat, and must be obeyed!
So you rush into the distortion, appearing in the Catnip Forest.

"Bad Catnip Cat!" you yowl at the top of your lungs, "Bad!"

'Wheeeeeeeee~' you hear on the ground.

Looking down, you see Catnip Cat surrounded by kitties. They're all covered in catnip.

Catnip Cat looks like she's happy... you kind of want to join. A little sniff wouldn't hurt.

[] Write in...
 
[x] Sniff as a human
-[x] Meh, smells like nothing.

Part of me kind of wants to leave Catnip Witch here so her drama can subside for awhile and we don't bring more problems into Madoka's house. Can the cat's survive in there as is?
 
[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!
 
Modified:

[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Tell Catnip Cat where to find us, if she wants.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!
 
[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Tell Catnip Cat where to find us, if she wants.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!
 
[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Tell Catnip Cat where to find us, if she wants.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!

Well, this is going better than expected. Remember: catnipped kitties may be suddenly aggressive.
 
[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Tell Catnip Cat where to find us, if she wants.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!
 
...guys, we're always a catgirl. Always parts Cat. Meaning we're probably always vulnerable to catnip.

We told Madoka we'd be home tonight. Our last Nip high in this place kept us busy for a full week.

Let's go home. We'll pick Catnip Cat up tomorrow...oh, wait, Magical Girls. She might get hunted.

Uh...maybe we should call Mami after all...

I guess we could decat Catnip Girl, but I'm not sure if she'd still obey us then.

...well, she DID survive quite a while as a Witch. We can probably leave her here overnight.

Maybe leave a note for Kyouko: "Kill Catnip Cat and I'll get you hooked on Grief HeroineCatnip.":p
 
[X] Pet other kitties.
-[X] Ignore Catnip Cat until she wants pets.
--[X] Tell Catnip Cat where to find us, if she wants.
--[X] Suddenly remember you were meant to be back at PinkiMadoka's house, Catnip Cap seems happy, you can check on her later, return to Pinkgirls side!
 
She can still do the thing that kills people who find their way inside her barrier. Granted, that's mostly death by dehydration, but still not a good way to go.
Pretty sure they don't notice the pain in the face of all the concentrated adorable.

Besides, we'd be coming back tomorrown if anything. People don't dehydrate to death quite that fast.
 
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