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TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!
'Oh, oh!' you lick Madoka's ear, 'Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!'
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
You hop down onto the table, sticking the landing.
Ten points for Best Cat!
Padding over to the middle of the table, you prepare to demonstrate.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
'The fish was all "Rawr!"' you hop a bit, 'and my claws went "Shing!"' you bop Bunnycat's nose, 'and them Mami's sticks went Boom!'
You roll onto your back, 'and then there was a head and I killed it, and then Mami made a stick that was this big!' you spread your paws wide.
'It went BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOOOOOOOM!' you wave your paws around, mewing, 'and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!'
Finished, you roll back onto your stomach, and groom yourself. That was exciting!
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
'It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?'
You could swear Bunnycat smiled at that.
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
'Oh,' you start before she can speak, 'but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.'
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
"I don't think-" Madoka begins, but you start speaking again.
'I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!' you tell her cheerfully. Best Girl will be Best Hunter!
"I don't want to hurt squirrels!" Madoka protests.
'You wouldn't be hurting animals, you'd be hurting monsters!' Kyubey protests, turning to stare at you, 'You are confusing the issue. Please stop.'
'What is confusing about Best Cat?' you preen, 'Nothing, that's what. Pet me, Pink girl.'
She reaches over and scratches your ears, earning her a purr of appreciation.
Kyubey shakes his head, 'Kaname Madoka, Witches are monsters born of curses that plague this world. Tomoe Mami fights them here, but she could use help. Would you-'
He's still trying to take your Pink girl! Emergency!
[] Best Cat Interrupt Write-in!
'Oh, oh!' you lick Madoka's ear, 'Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!'
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
You hop down onto the table, sticking the landing.
Ten points for Best Cat!
Padding over to the middle of the table, you prepare to demonstrate.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
'The fish was all "Rawr!"' you hop a bit, 'and my claws went "Shing!"' you bop Bunnycat's nose, 'and them Mami's sticks went Boom!'
You roll onto your back, 'and then there was a head and I killed it, and then Mami made a stick that was this big!' you spread your paws wide.
'It went BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOOOOOOOM!' you wave your paws around, mewing, 'and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!'
Finished, you roll back onto your stomach, and groom yourself. That was exciting!
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
'It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?'
You could swear Bunnycat smiled at that.
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
'Oh,' you start before she can speak, 'but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.'
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
"I don't think-" Madoka begins, but you start speaking again.
'I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!' you tell her cheerfully. Best Girl will be Best Hunter!
"I don't want to hurt squirrels!" Madoka protests.
'You wouldn't be hurting animals, you'd be hurting monsters!' Kyubey protests, turning to stare at you, 'You are confusing the issue. Please stop.'
'What is confusing about Best Cat?' you preen, 'Nothing, that's what. Pet me, Pink girl.'
She reaches over and scratches your ears, earning her a purr of appreciation.
Kyubey shakes his head, 'Kaname Madoka, Witches are monsters born of curses that plague this world. Tomoe Mami fights them here, but she could use help. Would you-'
He's still trying to take your Pink girl! Emergency!
[] Best Cat Interrupt Write-in!