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[X] Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!
'Oh, oh!' you lick Madoka's ear, 'Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!'

[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
You hop down onto the table, sticking the landing.
Ten points for Best Cat!
Padding over to the middle of the table, you prepare to demonstrate.

[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
'The fish was all "Rawr!"' you hop a bit, 'and my claws went "Shing!"' you bop Bunnycat's nose, 'and them Mami's sticks went Boom!'

You roll onto your back, 'and then there was a head and I killed it, and then Mami made a stick that was this big!' you spread your paws wide.

'It went BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOOOOOOOM!' you wave your paws around, mewing, 'and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!'

Finished, you roll back onto your stomach, and groom yourself. That was exciting!

[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
'It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?'

You could swear Bunnycat smiled at that.

[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
'Oh,' you start before she can speak, 'but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.'

[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
"I don't think-" Madoka begins, but you start speaking again.

'I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!' you tell her cheerfully. Best Girl will be Best Hunter!

"I don't want to hurt squirrels!" Madoka protests.

'You wouldn't be hurting animals, you'd be hurting monsters!' Kyubey protests, turning to stare at you, 'You are confusing the issue. Please stop.'

'What is confusing about Best Cat?' you preen, 'Nothing, that's what. Pet me, Pink girl.'

She reaches over and scratches your ears, earning her a purr of appreciation.

Kyubey shakes his head, 'Kaname Madoka, Witches are monsters born of curses that plague this world. Tomoe Mami fights them here, but she could use help. Would you-'

He's still trying to take your Pink girl! Emergency!

[] Best Cat Interrupt Write-in!
 
[X] Hiss
-[x] "Degenerate scum from the abyss, I have allowed you to walk away intact with your life at hand as reward for aiding in my reunion with my beloved. However of you dare continue on your endevaour of taking her away then there will be consequences, furless cur. We have had enough of your foul presence. I say begone from our abode lest you wish to taste the edge of my blade and bite of my fangs. I shall not show mercy but in honor of your assistance from before I shall let you go. Turn back and begone from our sight, wretched abomination!"
---[x] Mew.
 
[X] Nose bop bunnycat. With claws.
-[X] 'Bunnycat promised to make pink girl Madoka not be dead! You promised! Stop lying!'
--[X] 'If pink girl Madoka hunts big fish Witches again, then upside down girl will make her be dead again and Best Cat will CRY! Don't hunt, Best Girl!'
---[Q] Unleash Best Sad Cat Stare
 
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[X] Nose bop bunnycat. With claws.
-[X] 'Bunnycat promised to make pink girl Madoka not be dead! You promised! Stop lying!'
--[X] 'If pink girl Madoka hunts big fish Witches again, then upside down girl will make her be dead again and Best Cat will CRY! Don't hunt, Best Girl!'
 
[X] "Ignore Bunnycat! Last time you did the magical girl thing you kept getting more and more upset and lonely until you wouldn't even leave your room! And then upside-top girl killed you! I don't want pink girl Madoka to get unhappy or be dead again!" *glare at Kyuubey menacingly cutely*

(edited vote)
 
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[X] "Ignore Bunnycat! Last time you did the magical girl thing you kept getting more and more upset and lonely until you wouldn't even leave your room! And then upside-top girl killed you! I don't want pink girl Madoka to get unhappy or be dead again!" *glare at Kyuubey menacingly cutely*
 
[X] "Mami could hunt a hundred squirrels! Madoka probably never hunted anything before - ah, no offense."
[X] Serious kitty face.
[X] "I don't want you to be hurt, Madoka. Witches are tough prey. I know squirrels aren't as exciting but you need to hunt something else first!"
[X] "I also don't want you to contract with Bunnycat. You're mine."
 
[X] Hiss
-[x] "Degenerate scum from the abyss, I have allowed you to walk away intact with your life at hand as reward for aiding in my reunion with my beloved. However of you dare continue on your endevaour of taking her away then there will be consequences, furless cur. We have had enough of your foul presence. I say begone from our abode lest you wish to taste the edge of my blade and bite of my fangs. I shall not show mercy but in honor of your assistance from before I shall let you go. Turn back and begone from our sight, wretched abomination!"
---[x] Mew.

Time to Srs the fuck up for a moment.

Bunnycat deserves all of our kitten rage! :mad:

Then go back to being kitten once he leaves.
 
We're not trying to get rid of bunnycat, though. We're just trying to get him to stop trying to poach and kill our girl.

Remember that this isn't Ersatz Quest, and we don't hate Kyuubey yet. It was around when Amura became Best Cat, so it's the only thing around that truly understands the greatness of Best Cat, so long as it stops lying anyway.
 
[jk] Hiss
-[jk] "Degenerate scum from the abyss, I have allowed you to walk away intact with your life at hand as reward for aiding in my reunion with my beloved. However of you dare continue on your endevaour of taking her away then there will be consequences, furless cur. We have had enough of your foul presence. I say begone from our abode lest you wish to taste the edge of my blade and bite of my fangs. I shall not show mercy but in honor of your assistance from before I shall let you go. Turn back and begone from our sight, wretched mongrel!"
-[jk] Summon forth the Gate of Catalon and start shooting at the bunnycat.
 
Don't forget that in loop 1 Homura declared that she was a MG in front of her entire class and Madoka was contracted before they even met.

By that standard, that Amura has been so effective is a bit ridiculous.
 
Don't forget that in loop 1 Homura declared that she was a MG in front of her entire class and Madoka was contracted before they even met.

By that standard, that Amura has been so effective is a bit ridiculous.
Homura declared that she was a MG in front of her class.

Amura transformed into a catgirl in front of the class.

Anything Homura does, Amura can do better.
 
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Homura declared that she was a MG in front of her class.

Amura transformed into a catgirl in fron of the class.

Anything Homura does, Amura can do better.
Except go yandere-stupid-crazy. Homura does that better.
 
Don't forget that in loop 1 Homura declared that she was a MG in front of her entire class and Madoka was contracted before they even met.

By that standard, that Amura has been so effective is a bit ridiculous.
I think the goal here is to get Amura to win the first time around and make Homucifer's head explode.

"You mean all I had to do was paw at the air and meow a few times to win?"

*Paws at the air, watches Madokami melt*

*Facepalm* "...Right."
 
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That's Big Sister Mami's move!


fuckkin saved.

[X] Nose bop bunnycat. With claws.
-[X] 'Bunnycat promised to make pink girl Madoka not be dead! You promised! Stop lying!'
--[X] 'If pink girl Madoka hunts big fish Witches again, then upside down girl will make her be dead again and Best Cat will CRY! Don't hunt, Best Girl!'
 
[X] Hiss
-[x] "Degenerate scum from the abyss, I have allowed you to walk away intact with your life at hand as reward for aiding in my reunion with my beloved. However of you dare continue on your endevaour of taking her away then there will be consequences, furless cur. We havehad enough of your foul presence. I say begone from our abode lest you wish to taste the edge of my blade and bite of my fangs. I shall not show mercy but in honor of your assistance from before I shall let you go. Turn back and begone from our sight, wretched abomination!"
---[x] Mew.

Im sorry i cant help myself this will be to funny :oops:
 
[X] Nose bop bunnycat. With claws.
-[X] 'Bunnycat promised to make pink girl Madoka not be dead! You promised! Stop lying!'
--[X] 'If pink girl Madoka hunts big fish Witches again, then upside down girl will make her be dead again and Best Cat will CRY! Don't hunt, Best Girl!'
 
[X] Nose bop bunnycat. With claws.
-[X] 'Bunnycat promised to make pink girl Madoka not be dead! You promised! Stop lying!'
--[X] 'If pink girl Madoka hunts big fish Witches again, then upside down girl will make her be dead again and Best Cat will CRY! Don't hunt, Best Girl!'

I love the rant but I don't think Amy knows half of those words.
 
[x] Yay! Hunting hunting hunting! Start with squirrels and mice and bugs, then comes dogs and pigs and ducks. Then we gets the witches, but they don't taste good, so only sometimes.
-[x] Roll around in excitement while singing, then accidentally roll off the table.
--[x] Cry.

Because nothing is more distracting than a kitten in pain.
 
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