Even the Humane Society isn't great on that front. My cat still scarfs down half a cup in a minute flat, every time I lay out food.

Of course, it could be she's just a glutton.
 
None of that means a cat will ever say "you have food so you shouldn't bother hunting."

[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"

The best way to dissuade Madoka from contracting is to threaten some innocent squirrels.
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Prey. Best Cat hunts them. Pink Girl has a mommy and daddy to hunt food for her, so she doesn't have to worry about that for a while."
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 


Relevant (and cute) picture for the thread.
I have a Tortie. She thinks she's the queen of the world or something. More so than most cats, anyway.
Anyone else have a Tortie?
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
Hello, just delurking to congratulate you all for making the cutest quest I have ever seen. I am seriously in awe of the shee sweetness this thread exudes.
 
[X] "Prey. Best Cat hunts them. Pink Girl has a mommy and daddy to hunt food for her, so she doesn't have to worry about that for a while."

We really need to collect a dozen or so grief seeds to give to Madoka as presents.
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"

It will be glorious. :p:cool:
 
[X] "Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!"
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] "The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big," spread your paws as far as they can go, "and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!"
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] "It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?"
[X] "Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt."
[X] "I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!"

(TY for all the hugs, if no one adopts the cat soon I may have to chance it.)
 
Vote tally:
##### 3.19
[x] Climb Madoka while mewling pitiously.
[x] Claim her shoulder.
[x] Lick everything nearest to you: Ear, cheek, nose, lobe, neck, everything. Purring.
No. of votes: 1
NHO

[X] Prey. Best Cat hunts them. Pink Girl has a mommy and daddy to hunt food for her, so she doesn't have to worry about that for a while.
No. of votes: 6
Mecrazyfang, Varano, Dirtnap, jamie96969, query, Wzd_JA

[X] Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
No. of votes: 12
Torgamous, Hyp3rB14d3, wingnut2292, quasit17, DRSW, Ethereal Vitali, TheEyes, angelofwhim, MrLZRS, veekie, BlackShadow2, Zam

[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
No. of votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit

 
Vote tally:
##### 3.19
[x] Climb Madoka while mewling pitiously.
[x] Claim her shoulder.
[x] Lick everything nearest to you: Ear, cheek, nose, lobe, neck, everything. Purring.
No. of votes: 1
NHO

[X] Prey. Best Cat hunts them. Pink Girl has a mommy and daddy to hunt food for her, so she doesn't have to worry about that for a while.
No. of votes: 6
Mecrazyfang, Varano, Dirtnap, jamie96969, query, Wzd_JA

[X] Oh, Witch is what Mami called the big fish we hunted!
[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
No. of votes: 12
Torgamous, Hyp3rB14d3, wingnut2292, quasit17, DRSW, Ethereal Vitali, TheEyes, angelofwhim, MrLZRS, veekie, BlackShadow2, Zam

[X] Jump onto the table. Your reenactment requires a proper stage.
[X] The fish was all 'rawr' and my claws went *shing* and then Mami's sticks went BOOM! and then there was a head and I killed it and then Mami made a stick that was this big, spread your paws as far as they can go, and it went BOOMBOOMBOOOOOM! and then there was a ringing sound and the fish turned into a rock!
-[X] Accompany sound effects with appropriate motions.
[X] It was fun! Do you want to hunt with us next time, Madoka?
[X] Oh, but you're not good at hunting. You should hunt small prey first or you could get hurt.
[X] I can get some squirrels for you to practice with. Don't worry, Madoka, you'll be a great hunter in no time!
No. of votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit




Let the image be unbroken.
 
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