La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)
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Duke William of
I really need to finish my quests. :V
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Who would that be? Who do we dislike in France? Robespierre's ghost?
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... And all that is before adding a bonus, if I read that correctly. I do keep your improvisation skills fresh.
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That's the reaction to it not the quality of your writing.
If it's anything like my work is pure trash. We all know I'm a shit writer
I mean…Who would that be? Who do we dislike in France? Robespierre's ghost?
Maybe Macdonald?
And even then it's for a purely France first reason.
After all every time you play politics people will think you have a motive.
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So I assume that we've made it very clear that it's an NTR bash fic with Guenivere trading her worthless british husband for the dashing, romantic, ambitious napoleon expy.
How are British men taking it? British ladies very clearly love it.
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Im going to be rolling for all of Europe at this point.
Aren't I?
Ah, I can hear the screams of rage by apoplectic English Noblemen from across the Channel as they see their wives and daughters reading these books.
Glorious.
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Kek.
British Betas treating females like property getting dunked on by Chad Lady-Respecting French Alpha/Napoleon expy
You love to see it.
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Anyway, this action went far better than I could have ever hoped.
So it was taken, succeeded, and critted. Stirring any creative juices?
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Fine!
Wow Brian hates it with a burning Passion.
Eh, I'll wait until I see the actual results.
As long as that doesn't translate into him hating us for writing it, that's fine. The Goal was to piss off the Brits in revenge for the books about us and that succeeded.
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Probably because it's NTR. He is a man of good culture after all.
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How is the German populace reacting to the book?
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Here
You really don't think there are spies in our court reporting to Britian at this point.
That Napoleon is using to run circles around his enemies.
Say...does Brian know we wrote it? Would be kinda hilarious if he didn't and complain about this 'dumb, inappropriate and lewd book', asking who would even write drivel like that, while Therese just stands there, sweating nervously and going 'Y-yeah, totally, I w-wonder who...'.
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Generally positive reception among German women.
The soldiering lifestyle gives the German man decent enough cardio capabilities that they feel confident with their performance. That they don't skip leg day also helps. It's still drek with no redeeming literary value.
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Now we need Russia, Italy, Small European Powers, Spain, New Spain, America, and Canada.
Edit: And maybe Hubby. Depends on who in the French government/military has a wife who picks up a copy and reads theirs.
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God dammit the results of this novel will now get its own update due to the amount of… dice rolls.
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Aren't you glad you brought me back?
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At least I now remember what I'm getting into bringing you back.Aren't you glad you brought me back?
Constant snark, awesome commentary and hilarious… insight.
Yes let's call it insight.
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Well... think of the money? He did just find out his little sister wrote best-selling erotica. Cursing the world more like it.
Believe it or not there's really no stigma against cheating as long as it's not Japanese.
You won't believe how affairs are pretty much a cliche in those old books in your older relatives unopened cabinet. Or maybe it is rare and she just has unique taste.
Honestly I think the most infamous thing about NTR is that the woman goes from an attractive partner to a really disgusting one, or how the woman is emphasised to be "uncomfortable" in the story.
Man if you thought it was weird reading this, imagine typing this out.
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Oh now, he hates it not because it's bad...
Well he hates it because it is bad, but he also hates because...
Well... You see. It's really a poor-quality book.
He hates is solely because he knows his sister can do better on the writing front.