La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)
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Magoose
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Of course.....
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I'll put +20 on the Rifle School and +30 on the Austria option.
Magoose
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Sure why not, might as well put it to good use!
This has to be the one where there's no bonus right?
DC is only 15 though so it might be a bit paran- yeah, nvm. Don't know what I was saying.
Biggest chance right now is Austria with it being a 50/50 thanks to Avid. Our stat (Charisma or Decorum?) only gives a +4.
Sacrificing an ox. May our training rolls eat shit 🙏.
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Does it have brits frothing at the mouth?
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Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
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@Magoose, what the fuck did you do to Britain. Just, what the fuck. Ireland I get, that's just what happens whenever you revolt on "British Soil". But then you have to go and make Quebec have a Trail Of Tears and Americans have a point for point Kamikaze.
This is all BB's fault, I just know it. +20 to the Eaglettes, +40 or whatever the cap is to writing nationalist hentai doujins.
This is all BB's fault, I just know it. +20 to the Eaglettes, +40 or whatever the cap is to writing nationalist hentai doujins.
If possible, I'll put +15 on the Action to talk to Napoleon about the Future of our Sons (because I GUARANTEE you it Crit-Failed from what @Magoose said).
If that isn't allowed, then the +15 will instead go to the Austria Option.
Furthermore, I put +10 on the King for Italy Option, +10 on Davout's Destroyers and +15 on the Option to talk to Marmont.
If that isn't allowed, then the +15 will instead go to the Austria Option.
Furthermore, I put +10 on the King for Italy Option, +10 on Davout's Destroyers and +15 on the Option to talk to Marmont.
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I need a status report, for I have no clue what's going on anymore.
I assume the baby's been born and the French are worshipping Napoleon's corpse as a God-Emperor?
TWINS baabyyy! Baby twins. Robbie tried to assassinate them with The Children but failed. Found him abroad in a pub somewhere due to rolls. Caught him then got him executed, no backlash whatsoever also due to rolls. Napoleon got bad mental from that, talked to him. Got close to Nap and got a sick trait, kinda fed his megalomania though.
Nappy's alive, got macho and wants more kids out of Therese though. Still on his God-Emperor binge though.
Uhhhh, French are fine, political peace is pretty fine, one of the foundation is the royalists assuming Louis still wants to be king though. He's also going through puberty now.
French as a country is pretty good though, got good expat policy's, booming economy, capital's pretty quiet. Planning on expanding soon though.
Brian's went to America for a while and united them with the Canadians, came back and will become the King of Italy.
Charlotte went to write fanfic about us in the GB, almost got caught due to Russian spies. Escaped, got caught at the port. Saved by one of the OCs due to rolls. Presumed to be contacted this turn if we succeed on the Austrian action.
Abroad-wise Spain went to shit, GB planning on setting up India. GB lost Canada and Ireland, led a campaign killing both rebellions and reached Washington DC. George Washington showed up, wreck their shit completely, died a few days after to go on in legend. America is sitting on a lot of POWs and a few ships.
Austria and Prussia went to shit also, Russia's chugging along.
Haiti is free but French. Napoleon is cutting up Italian royal pie. Pope died, will be ours-ish (a French Pope).
My accuracy is 80% because of faulty memory, still a passing grade on a history test.
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Magoose
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No but…
Well your book is trash.
But people seem to love it.
Like all good trash novels.
Done.
Done.
Magoose
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Well we might have battles we need to fight soon. Very soon.
Ominous...
I guess it's either in Austria or on the Balkans.
Or Spain.
Does anyone else wanna put a Bonus on the Food-Preservation Action?
The last few times we tried it, it always failed miserably after all...
The last few times we tried it, it always failed miserably after all...
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Well that's about all I could ask for. Question is. What about the frustrated British housewives and impressionable young girls?
Magoose
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This sounds like either like the Twilight (Vampires) of the Napoleonic era, or a bran spanking new Shakesphere reborn level of holy shit this is good.
So Canada is still in British rule or they were saved by the USA that destroyed the ships and taken alot of Prisoners
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It's still ruled by Britain. Britain was able to ethnically cleanse Canada enough that only loyalists are left (openly anyway). So Canada is still held, though with only 2000 troops and the vast majority of their equipment and transport are at the bottom of the ocean and their most skilled soldiers and finest officers in the Americas are with their equipment or sitting in an American POW camp.
PARANOIA = RISING