La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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So does any know what to do next with Homefront Investment? i dont know much about what france has, but vineyards and farms are always good and sure way to make money
 
Spain and Britain are now at war with Each other,
The Americans and Spanish have agreed to a peace treaty, in exchange for mutual support against the Royal Navy that is attacking their fleets.
!!!

Well, that's good to know that Spain's fleet isn't going to be joining in the blockade of France. It may be possible to offer their royalty the chance to return home. It is a disadvantage that Spain's fleet is in the Carribean, making it difficult for them to link up with us to provide a combined fleet or at least a strong fleet-in-being to deter the RN.

But there is also news of a British Army trying to fight into the Levant, trying to get out of India, but are being forced into Afghanistan. The Commanding General Arthur Wesley was wounded in battle against the Sultan, but a Sergeant named Sharpe saved his life and was promoted for his deeds.
I think Charlotte's intel might not be fully reliable here unless the future (?) Duke of Wellington is planning or being forced to reenact the march of the Ten Thousand. There are literally thousands of kilometres of rough terrain between the Khyber Pass (the only good way of moving an army into Afghanistan) and the Levant. Even today it would take about 800 hours of continuous marching to get to Iskenderun (the nearest Levant port), and that would still involve crossing deserts and mountain ranges. That's presuming the Durrani, Afsharids and Ottomans are willing to provide logistical support.
And for all the things that you had feared, rejection, and sexism amongst them, to be viewed not as whom the Emperor was, and the power he wielded, but as the woman, he married, and carrying his child.

Except that, amongst the men, there was no such action. They just greeted you as the Inspector General of France, the woman who was tasked with rebuilding the army.
It could be that they know not to openly talk down to their Boss's very dangerous and beloved wife.
... can we sneak an army into Britain? They surely are occupied with other things like fighting the Americas and trying to keep India, and talking about that, ¿how much is their economy suffering if they are losing the war in India?
The Royal Navy is still the most powerful navy on the planet and will maintain patrols to see off any attempt to even get near Britain. The only way to be able to land troops on a non-suicide mission would be to defeat the RN first.
 
Any chance that we can intercept Wellington before he reaches his destination? Cause I don't know how he'll make it back to Britain. The Mediterranean?
 
We have so much money now. We must invest it.

Invest in EVERYTHING! Schools! Hospitals! Cloth! Wine! Spices! Guns! Ships! Trade! Industry! Invest in France! Invest in Sicily! Invest in America! Invest everywhere!
The more money flows, the more money shall flow back to us!

Also we must invest in Artillery. We must not fall behind in the artillery arms race. If we don't outnumber the enemy's guns by 3 to 1, I would consider this less than optimal.

More guns. MORE GUNS!!
 
Overall, a pretty awesome Turn. Shame we flubbed on the Study Rolls, but that's just how it is.

I'll do my best to sweeten the waiting time by writing plenty of Omakes.
The brilliance re-rolls seem to be worse than ineffective. Losing an entire arm to a triple-exploding dice roll on industrial iron and steel production is astoundingly good fortune. Roll out the grand artillery corps!

(120 men and 8 guns per battery)(8 horses per nine pounder 12 horses per twelve)
Divisional attached one brigade of 3 nine pounder batteries and one of howitzers
Corps attached two brigades of 3 twelve pounder batteries and one of heavy howitzers

Do we own any fodder farms and horse ranches?
 
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We have so much money now. We must invest it.
You have so much money, you will never dip below 20 wealth unless you are on campaign for the remainder of the quest.

Or if you donate all the money to the government so it may do some good causes.

As a Private citizen, and not as a government official, all the money you make is taxable, but even your high tax bracket, you are still making millions per year.
Invest in EVERYTHING! Schools! Hospitals! Cloth! Wine! Spices! Guns! Ships! Trade! Industry! Invest in France! Invest in Sicily! Invest in America! Invest everywhere!
Looks at the new actions Cyber wishes to add.

I mean, Okay.
The more money flows, the more money shall flow back to us!
We have more money than we know what to do with...

So this is how Carnegie feels?

So we should make an honest effort to make as much the world a better place with our wealth?

Man, this will make so many European monarchs upset and I love it.
Also we must invest in Artillery. We must not fall behind in the artillery arms race. If we don't outnumber the enemy's guns by 3 to 1, I would consider this less than optimal.
Come now, you must think bigger. try five to one.
More guns. MORE GUNS!!
Laughs in Artillery.
The brilliance re-rolls seem to be worse than ineffective
Hey, you have a reroll at least. Last turn they turned into awesome successes. This turn, they didn't work.
Losing an entire arm to an exploding dice roll on industrial iron and steel production is astoundingly good fortune. Roll out the grand artillery corps!
The Grand Armee will have enough guns to supply all of Europe twice when we're done with this.
 
We should do more business and industry as it will help France as it will make more jobs for people and more taxes for France

We most do something about women rights, it will boost the France economy as the other %50 of our pop will be allow to work, so more taxes
 
Say is there a way for France to grow? maybe take some german lands?
Well Belgium and Netherlands would be nice since they would strengthen our geographical defences, and Anver his " un pistolet chargé contre le cœur de l'Angleterre " a loaded gun pointed at the heart of England.

If not a option I heard that Franckfurt is nice this time of the year.
 
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Well Belgium and Netherlands would be nice since they would strengthen our geographical defences, and Anver his " un pistolet chargé contre le cœur de l'Angleterre " a loaded gun pointed at the heart of England.

If not a option I heard that Franckfurt is nice this time of the year.
Yeah, I heard they have some interesting...People in the city.

Including Mr. Robert Pierre, a recent immigrant from France. :V :V :V
 
Yea but wont most of those have us have problems with the locals, unless we can kick them out of the land, they will most likey always make problems for France
 
Investing in our client states would have them be more closer to France and hey might even make a profit. Basically control all of Italy now with the Pope our bitch now. Just need to get back the Netherlands and Belgium. Sicily is basically a port city for us.
 
Yea but wont most of those have us have problems with the locals, unless we can kick them out of the land, they will most likey always make problems for France
It depends on how you sell the integration with Belgium but it is doable (at least for the south region) for the Netherlands I recommend a status as a client state ( something light and not oppressif) and a free trade agreement ( i believe we can get them with enough money, and i here a certain woman is getting crazy rich)
 
Well, the thing is since we are still (technically) a government employee, we might be called corrupt by us using government funds to enrich ourselves.

That is a problem we might have to deal with.
 
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