La Chanson de la Victoire (The Song of Victory): La Petite Arpenteuse (Non, SV, you are a General of France in the Napoleonic War!)

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So, who wants to do a reenactment of the sacking of Rome? without the lengthy siege this time?
Also, to be fair, going to Russia from Sicily would require us to either go through a Italy and good chunk of Eastern Europe, or go through France and get a few ships from Northern France to Russia. I'm very sure Austria would never let a French Army near their borders, much less through their country
 
Okay, I'm gonna ignore the voice in the back of my head that's howling for Robespierre, and instead, talk about the plans. No vote, because I'm not sure.

Torching Rome is not an option, for me, the Russians don't give me much trust, and Egipt... well, that will have to be analized.

The kids will stay with us, definetely. For a little longer, at least... Aide sounds like a good punishment, I think...
 
We should totally go to Russia. Please, let's go to Russia, keep the children, and return as legends! Having established a new Russian state and ally for the French.
 
Maximilian Robespierre. First Consul of France

Robespierre is only third Consul, if I remember correctly.

My Tsar is Alexander

Is this "Tsar" Alexander, Catherine's Bastard Son The Count of Bobrinsky or her grandson, the future, Tsar Alexander I?


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We have a lot on our plate, we have a options/opportunities in Russia and the Papal States, orders to continue onto Egypt by Third Consul Robespierre (where Muhammad Parsha is waiting for us) and orders to return to France by Second Consul Napoleon.
 
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Can we corespond with Nepoleon and Brian about some of these options? It seems like we need an outside perspective to work with.

I agree we should make staying with the army a choice given our excommunication.

If the Tsar is willing to provide the troops and supplies, we might not even need the permission of France to intervene. We could just cash in our way overdue vacation days a pay a visit to Russia. If we get involved though, we're on our own.

Considering how much we've invested into it, I really want to see our Egypt campaign through though I understand we have a lot more pressing priorities. Will our preparations still be usable if we complete another campaign first?

Depending on the situation at home our return might just end up being our crossing of the Rubicon, especially if we decide to return in force.

Sacking Rome might seem satisfying for their insult, but that's just promising trouble with the rest of Christendom. Best to avoid it.

I'm tentatively in favor of a Russian vacation far away from the troubles of the Occident though that might change depending on what's going on back home.
 
Just put the Pope in Avignon after having made a republic in the Papal State. No one will see the difference.
 
I think we should write off Egypt at this point. We have too much shit to do and we even have conflicting orders, which is all the justification we need to abandon that venture
 
Oh boy. More political instability at home, Brian seems to have retreated from politics to be with his wife, Nappy and Robes are quarreling over the seat of First Consul, and for all we know, Robes has it. The Republic of Sicily is remarkably placid, though we worked hard to keep it from boiling over. I know Ferdinand was pretty unpopular in Sicily, but that's something else. At least we didn't install a Corsican as king? Bad news for Louis and Charlotte and worse news (for the whole of the army at least) from Rome.

Part of the problem with going to Russia, is that alliances aren't permanent, and if we ever go to war, they're going to have copied our training and organization from up close, not the long end of the gun. Don't get me wrong, Russia is a huge opportunity, but imagine having to fight Russia, with its huge manpower reserves, and cutting edge training and the corps system, before 1800. The other issue is getting there. Either we go by sea through the Ottoman Dardanelles and Bosporus to the Crimea, or Overland through the Balkans, either passing through Austria, who has no reason to let us through, or through the Ottoman Balkans, who have been warned by Parsha that we're coming to stir up trouble there (as part of the Egypt gambit).

As satisfying and cathartic as it would be to go and sack Rome, that would be a big problem for relations with the rest of Christian Europe. Morale will be an issue in the army, and we will have to worry about desertion in the near future. Aside from that, we finally have an excuse not to go to Egypt. This might turn Parsha against us, given that we basically made a backroom agreement to make him or one of his close allies the sultan of Egypt.

All-in-all, we either head back home to coup Robes (again) or we head to Russia to fight a civil war, and potentially train their army in our tactics and organization (leading to potential future nightmare situations).
 
All-in-all, we either head back home to coup Robes (again) or we head to Russia to fight a civil war, and potentially train their army in our tactics and organization (leading to potential future nightmare situations).
Yeah...I think we should head back home and show Robby what happens when you mess with our Kids.

I still say we go beat up the Papal States after that is done, though, if only to get rid of that -20 Malus.
 
It seems like Robespierre is about to move against his other consul. Requesting us to hand over the royal children for execution to defang a "Royalist coup"? To me, this sounds more like Robespierre is preparing to coup Napoleon and is doing anything he can to ensure that no one can challenge his authority anymore or ever again.

The only silver lining here is that if we thwart him again and that we can catch him, we can justifiably go straight to punishing him without giving him a trial, on account that he's a threat to France that can not be allowed to be tried, lest he uses lies and oratory and deception to snake his way out of punishment again. At best for Robe, he is going to be jailed for a long time (and hopefully somewhere where it will be very hard for him to escape), and at worst, he's getting a date with the guillotine.
 
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Now I look at all the preparations that we made for Egypt and weep at the sound those spinning dishes will make when they fall. I'd prefer finishing the whole egypt thing, and leave Nappy to take care of Robbespierre. Kick the Ottomans around for a few years and then, on our way back, give the pope a smack or two (conveniently removing Louis and Charlotte from the grasp of pretty much all royalists in france), but I can see that the thread is calling for Rob's head, so it's probably inevitable.
 
Wait, I'm pretty sure that this is the same pope who denounced the French Revolution and the Constitutional Clergy, so him not liking us at all was pretty much a given.
 
[]Plan: You crossed a Line, Robby!
-[]Chamans will be Reassigned under your Direct command, and the Reserves with them: You will take direct command of his forces.
-[]Keep them Here: As much as you hate to say it, Louis is safest here, in the Army.
-[]Go Home: You are going to need to spend a nice long day chatting with The new First Consul. Something feels… wrong. Very Wrong.
 
Can we correspond with Napoleon and Brian about some of these options? It seems like we need an outside perspective to work with.

Yes, we should probably sent a letter to Brian and Napoleon about our new war opportunities and Robespierre ridiculous letter.

I swear if Robespierre is actually in charge of France again, we might as well fit ourselves for a crown, declare ourselves Empress of the French and return home to depose him
 
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Robbespierre, Robbespierre, Robbespierre you my friend are poking the Mama Bear with your threat, so don't be surprised when you get malled and eaten.
 
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