Well, Taylor did tell Amy that the drive system scaled up very nicely. That seems to be her typical understatement way of saying that the cruising speed increased hyperbolically as it gets larger.And if nobody has bothered to check, the Sculptor Galaxy is 11.42 MILLION light years away from Earth. That puts the FTL drive doing about 815KLY per day, or appx 34KLY/hour.
Now that's what I call one hell of a cruising speed.
If you're going to drop a plot twist at the end of the story you need to make it a good one!Thanks for the satisfying and very amusing epilogue, albeit one far shorter than I would have liked. It took me a while to stop laughing long enough to type. That last bit was a wonderful plot twist, I didn't think you could do 10,000rpm plot twists but I stand corrected.
There was even a "secretly manipulated things and then things got out of hand" theory.With the fake story being the real one as well! I think there was even theorizing ages ago, back when the first mention of the 'performers' being the ones who survived, that it could well end up being a 'unknowingly' true. Rather than just 'taking a name based on a lost faction that no one knows what ended up happening to them'.
Now imagine the reaction to a Dyson Sphere parking over the star system, in plain sight next to the star perhaps, without disrupting anything.Considering how disruptive just bringing a Dyson Sphere close to a star system would be, just coming close to their general direction would make anyone with a tenth of a brain try to fix things so she doesn't come any closer...
Who said can only have? She only put 12 docking points onto the surface. They're quite spread out.The star got compressed a lot if it only could have 12 coconuts on it's surface.
This was a delightful story, and it ended well. Thank you Cmptrwz!
Approximately negative 300 days. Mauling Snarks ended in 2020, this story started in 2019.Another excellent fic, CmptrWz. Now I'm trying to remember how long you waited before starting this up from the end of Mauling Snarks.
It's not "only needs 12 Coconuts" but rather "Taylor successfully argued the automated systems down to 12 Coconuts"It's not 'could only fit 12 coconuts', it's 'only needs 12 coconuts'.
Well, names should have proper meanings, right?
Some of Q things look like shit automated and formerly-automated systems would do in uplifting process, no?I would actually love a snippet where Q shows Picard what a higher-level civilization looks like
Well, that beats the Taylor from Distance Learning for Fun and Profit, who (in an ME crossover omake series), developed a FTL drive that does 1142 LY/day.That puts the FTL drive doing about 815KLY per day, or appx 34KLY/hour.
Only for the schadenfreude of the collapse of the Citadel empire, probably. Like just the existence of coconut class vessels disproves everything they think they know about physics. As well as a single cherry class vessel being more than enough to solo the Reapers, never mind an actual warship. On the other hand, maybe eezo is actually crystallised anti-mana and that's what's going on?P.I.T.S.E. encounter the Citadel from Mass Effect would be fun.
Cmptrwz already did ThatP.I.T.S.E. encounter the Citadel from Mass Effect would be fun.
The only question I have is whether something happened to cause the kingdom to somehow no longer exist after a thousand years, or if this is merely an ambiguously phrased timeskip of a thousand years and it just kept going afterwards.Please Ignore the Secret Kingdom had existed for a thousand years,
It seemed like an unambiguously phrased timeskip.The only question I have is whether something happened to cause the kingdom to somehow no longer exist after a thousand years, or if this is merely an ambiguously phrased timeskip of a thousand years and it just kept going afterwards.
Spinning up a lot more multitasking instances was needed before feeding hyperdense matter into a matter to energy spell and funneling the resulting mana into over a thousand Starlight Breakers. Each spell was individually aimed, and when she was ready she triggered all of them at the same time. The rainbow light was blinding if you weren't ready for it, and thirty seconds later the mountain was full of holes. Most went clear through, but a number of them terminated where specific people had been standing.
It looks like the epilogue is formatted in a faerie tale sort of way. Or perhaps book or tale of history and they needed to end the lesson.The only question I have is whether something happened to cause the kingdom to somehow no longer exist after a thousand years, or if this is merely an ambiguously phrased timeskip of a thousand years and it just kept going afterwards.
That's proper American levels of flex, right there....telling the enemy where you were going to be showing up to kick their ass with enough time for them to prepare, only to kick their ass anyway, was an entirely different level of flex.
That...might actually be a less flex than pure good idea.That's proper American levels of flex, right there.
During WW2 the US Air Force dropped pamphlets on Japan that basically amounted to, "Here's a list of the cities we'll be bombing in the coming month. Please help us minimize civilian casualties by evacuating them."
Did actual events like that inspire that bit?"Attention, Japanese people! Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. We are determined to destroy all the tools of the military clique, which they are using to prolong this useless war. But unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America's well-known humanitarian policies, the American Air Forces, which do not wish to to injure innocent people, give you warning to evacuate these cities and save your lives."
Source: Bombers Over Japan from Time-Life Books, pg 180.
They were 'strategic' in that they would influence the situation in a strategic way, rather than a tactical, not that they were accurate, they just changed the face of the situation, and the territory to the point that the planned strategies had to account for them or change because of them.That...might actually be a less flex than pure good idea.
Regular strategic bombing, after all, didn't really achieve anything strategic.
That's not actually true. Oh, it didn't accomplish its intended objective of destroying the machine tools and such. I did however, massively degrade the Luftwaffe, the Imperial Japanese Army Air Force, and and to a lesser extent, Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service through attrition. It is a very cold blooded way to wage war. It forced the Luftwaffe in Europe to have basically a two shift Air Force. Night fighters in that era required an entirely different skill set and different planes. different logistical tail. Divergent training requirements.That...might actually be a less flex than pure good idea.
Regular strategic bombing, after all, didn't really achieve anything strategic.
Yes, I know what strategic means, and the point is that they were consistently unfit for purpose. Bombing of cities was largely unsuccessful in destroying either morale (the most honest claimed purpose) or industry (also claimed).They were 'strategic' in that they would influence the situation in a strategic way, rather than a tactical, not that they were accurate, they just changed the face of the situation, and the territory to the point that the planned strategies had to account for them or change because of them.
This. Baiting the defenders into throwing resources that they might not be well able to afford at trying to stop it.That's not actually true. Oh, it didn't accomplish its intended objective of destroying the machine tools and such. I did however, massively degrade the Luftwaffe, the Imperial Japanese Army Air Force, and and to a lesser extent, Imperial Japanese Navy Air Service through attrition. It is a very cold blooded way to wage war. It forced the Luftwaffe in Europe to have basically a two shift Air Force. Night fighters in that era required an entirely different skill set and different planes. different logistical tail. Divergent training requirements.