Hmmph... this junior is a good seed [Cultivation Management Quest]

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I think I'd prefer expenditures that can also help our Core and Foundation members, rather than just helping our Qi Condensation members.
 
One thing I will note is that the 10 million forts are explicitly stated to be focused on our Qi Condensation cultivators. Which is the fraction of our forces that is easiest to replace.

I don't think we'll truly build ten million, but scattering similar boltholes across the land should do wonders for the survivability of our Qi Condensation juniors. With less time and manpower available it will be costlier to do this, but I truly believe it is worth it."

Other options might be better if we want to give the best possible odds to our core formations and Foundation building cultivators.



Are you talking about a Manuel action to do intrigue and skullduggery in Jingshen -- the aforementioned idea some people had of "Saaaay... what if we could turn their vassals against them? They are huge greedy dicks after all..." -- or a Clan Focus action?
I was doing it as a clan focus so Manuel could be free to do lectuing, which is one of his specialties and raises our power across the board. But I'm open to swapping.
 
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There's a spreadsheet listing who characters are?
Yep.

I really think we should store caches, having a fast recovery is more important than not losing more people, I think. Speed is currently of the essence.

If we want to focus on saving our Foundation and Core, that would be the Mortal Network.

I'd like to put both Manuel and the Focus on turning the Great Scorpion Sect and The Heavenly Bandit Kingdom against Jingshen, cutting them off from their entire southern half. We [] Trained Soldiers only two turns ago, and Jingshen is the biggest threat right now.

The reason Jingshen might make Spirit Stones cheaper while they're rushing for wealth and the Righteous Path is over a barrel... they're likely trying to help the Righteous Path. There's probably some deal they just made with SPS. It must be an incredible one, as they're tearing up the floorboards for more wealth, as seen with their fortresses.

Edit: Alternatively, they found a metric fuckton of Spirit Stone mines in their new territory, and with an increased supply, they can sell more for cheaper and get more customers and profit.

I don't want to take the deal with SPS for two reasons. One, it'll make the Trials worse, and two, we don't actually want them to win easily. Our chances are better with them struggling.
 
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Well, according to Mochinator's quote of occipitallobe from Discord, the forts also offer a buff across the board too...
But Casia offers a boost to recovery numbers, Xinya offers lower elite deaths, Destasia offers a better roll at the start of the Trials for weakening the invaders overall, and Heraclius offers a nice big buff across the board.

Some info that popped up in the discord from Occi, basically a summary of what each choice offered by the Council does in terms of the trials
"But Casia offers a boost to recovery numbers, Xinya offers lower elite deaths, Destasia offers a better roll at the start of the Trials for weakening the invaders overall, and Heraclius offers a nice big buff across the board."

When it says that Xinya offers lower elite deaths, does that include Core Formation too?

Because I do not want to lose a ton of Core Formation again. Especially not the Council again, goodness no.

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I'm tempted by my "Spend leftover Wealth on the Flood Dragon Gang, even if we don't take the 15-wealth FDG action" thing. Along with maybe a "Clan Focus: aid FDG", maybe.

But that FDG action though... If we take it, we could cut the Jingshen Clan's imminent threat off at the knees. If we could ensure we have a very friendly and good relationship with another Nascent Soul... Jingshen would be stewing in their own uncertainty -- as, they couldn't be sure that the FDG wouldn't help out the Golden Devils. And they'd wonder whether they'd have to go after the Flood Dragons first instead, but that's a risk because setting up a fellow Righteous Power for murder is uber bad, or 'maybe we should try bribing them? but no that's not doable because they like the Golden Devils way more... maybe we could try to convince the Righteous Powers to declare them Demonic? ... no, not viable, and even if it worked, that'd just drive the FDG completely into the Golden Devil Clan's camp...'

Gahhh...

I don't want to constantly bet on the future, but when things are going bad for our friends and the Righteous Powers both, while we ourselves are technically doing actually pretty damn well with no Battle Blood Cannibal sect and with 60% more lands... ... Actually yeah, we're, personally, in a pretty good position right now, aren't we. Huh. Hm.
 
Xiuying Ten Jiang 20 - Food Fight
Xiuying Ten Jiang 20 - Food Fight

There were a total of thirty-six different public cooking arenas and four grand arenas that were set aside for some of the biggest cooking contests in Fire Duck Town. Every cooking arena had its own unique kitchen setup as well as seating areas where the public could bear witness to a chef's triumph and their opponent's defeat and Public Dueling Arena Appetiser was no different.

It was usually reserved for duels between up-and-coming young chefs of the various factions that made up Fire Duck Town so it was quite a popular arena for both budding master chefs and the townsfolk as well as visiting tourists. Some of the most well-known chefs in Fire Duck town had their first true shokugeki in Public Dueling Arena Appetiser and many young chefs hoped that this arena would also be the start of their own legend.

Of course, Xiuying knew nothing of this. For her, cooking was not something meant to garner fame and fortune like many of the chefs in Fire Duck Town. Rather, cooking was but one half of her life, the other being dedicated to the path of Sword Law. Having little interest in the politics and unspoken traditions of Fire Duck Town, Xiuying simply did as Uncle Langwen advised and followed her instincts.

Uncle Langwen had given Xiuying a simple explanation on what shokugekis were and what she needed to do in her shokugeki against the Wangjin Restaurant Cuisine Association. Being a simple shokugeki between an outsider such as Xiuying and a disciple of a WRCA elder, neither side were allowed assistant chefs. Once both chefs were ready to cook, a theme would be decided by a random draw from a box filled with paper that each had a different theme written on it. The chefs would then have a limited amount of time to cook a dish according to the theme of the shokugeki. A wide variety of ingredients would be prepared for both competitors to use as they wish as well as any ingredients that they happened to have access to as well. The dish that each chef makes would then be judged by five experts. Each judge would award the chef's dishes up to twenty points and once the judging was done, whoever scored the most points in total would be declared the winner.

Having never participated in a shokugeki before, Xiuying couldn't help but feel a little nervous about the whole thing, especially when there was a fairly big crowd of people watching from the audience seating area. While Xiuying was no stranger to cooking before a large crowd, she'd never cooked in such a weird formal setting as this duelling arena with people gathering to watch the spectacle. However, she said that she was okay with having this cooking duel so she was going to do it no matter what and compared to standing in front of a customer while carrying on her shop's name, this wasn't scary at all.

She had everything she needed and she had faith in her cooking.

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In a brightly lit hall, several hundreds of people stood in the spectator area, waiting with rapt anticipation for the duel to begin. Their wait came to an end when the light dimmed, darkening the hall. A spotlight was then lit, shining down on the centre of the arena where a cute young woman dressed in finery stood boldly and waiting.

"Thank you all for waiting! The Shokugeki Administration Bureau has recognised this match as an official Shokugeki!" The young woman declared, speaking through a sound-amplifying tool. Twirling on the ball of her foot, Sanye pointed toward the ceiling and gave the spectators a cute wink. "My name is Sanye Neilos and I will be your MC for today and soon...we will begin!"

With Sanye's introduction, the lights were turned back on, and she was met with a loud cheer from the audience, though there was a derisive murmur coming from some female audience members who could tell how fake Sanye's cutesy act was. Sanya paid no mind to those jealous women. She'd worked hard to be chosen as one of many shokugeki hosts, using all manner of flattery and seduction to reach her current position. Let those jealous bitches moan and sneer at her, it's not her fault that she was so talented.

"Today's Shokugeki is gonna be an interesting one! But first, let's introduce the judges for today's match!" Sanye First up on the judging panel today we have Aspasia Chia, The head proprietress of the famous Sparrow Nest Inn."

"Thank you for having me here today. It's always a pleasure to see what kind of new chefs we will be seeing in the future." Much to Sanye's chagrin, the jade beauty known as Aspasia Chia immediately elicited even louder cheer and applause from the audience, her natural composed beauty and elegance far surpassing Sanye's cute and friendly act.

"Next we have Bao Samaras, the critically-acclaimed writer of the best selling gourmet Travel Guide, Good Eats and Where to Find Them! May I have your autograph afterwards, Senior Samaras?"

"Haha! Of course you can and hello everyone! I'm currently working on my next book so please look forward to it!" Bao Samaras announced, his merry nature equal to his large belly. Even as he spoke though, his hands were busy writing the next page in his next book.

"Thank you! Now for our third judge, we have none other than the Culinary Critic, Xinyi Guan! Thank you for coming, Master Guan!" Sanye revealed, gesturing towards the judging panel.

"Hmph, it is nothing. I am merely performing my duty as a judge. Nothing more. Nothing less." Unlike the other judges, Xinyi Guan was a thin man with a rather pale gaunt complexion as if he hadn't been eating enough recently.

"I see, I see. Thank you for coming!" Deciding to gloss over Master Guan's rather stoic reply, Sanye was more than happy to continue on to the next judge "Okay, our fourth judge today is Sun Fangxin, an elder of the Wangjin Restaurant Cuisine Association and master of one of our competitors today!"

"Thank you, thank you. It is a great honour to be here to witness one of my disciples taking an important step along the path of cooking" Sung Fangxin said, seemingly pleased and happy to be judging this shokugeki. Beneath that calm pleasant facade was a man who wished nothing more than to see his disciple utterly crush this outsider and humiliate his long time rival.

"And finally we have none other than Tian Langwen, the master chef who was widely regarded as the Kitchen Asura and the one who is said to be responsible for organising today's Shokugeki!"

"Stop, you're embarrassing me. All that Kitchen Asura stuff was a long time ago. I am now simply Tian Langwen. However, I will do my utmost to judge this battle in a fair and objective manner. Now please enjoy yourselves and bear witness the culinary battle that is about to unfold!"

"Hey! That's my line!" Sanye complained in mock outrage before smiling again, "In any case, from each corner, may our competitors please enter the arena!"

The crowd cheered loudly as both competitors finally made their appearance.

"First to appear is an up-and-coming member of the Wangjin Restaurant Cuisine Association, Cicero Blasio!"

Cicero Blasio, all dressed up in fancy-looking chef clothes that must have cost the man or at least his family a lot of money, sauntered through the entrance and into the arena, waving his hands towards his fans looking as though they had not a care in the world. All while shooting glares at his opponent at the other side of the arena.

"Now, next, the mysterious chef from out of town, Xiuying Ten Jiang, makes their entry!"

Xiuying, wearing her usual work clothes, entered the arena, unperturbed by the roaring crowd who were itching for some cooking action. Though most in the audience did not know who Xiuying was, they did know that she was an outsider who had dared challenge one of Fire Duck Town's most promising chefs. More than a few were booing Xiuying and admonishing her for her foolishness but the swordswoman paid them no attention. Her focus was now solely on the cooking battle that was about to begin.

Once both competitors were standing before each other on the main stage, Sanye continued to hype up the crowd. "Let us quickly go through this match's conditions! If Cicero wins, Xiuying must hand over the lease contract for her spot at Sunrise Plaza as well as work as a serving girl for Cicero's restaurant for a year without payment. If Xiuying wins, the Wangjin Restaurant Cuisine Association must formally apologise to Xiuying for their, and I quote, "dishonourable actions towards her and her noodle stand", and must allow her to continue her business in peace, free from any third party interference. Failure to fulfil these conditions will result in exile from Fire Duck Town! Does everyone understand the stakes here?" Sanye asked the audience.

As the crowd affirmed their understanding of what was at stake for the competitors, Xiuying and Cicero had some last-minute words for each other.

"Outsider! This will be the last time I speak with you before the WRCA runs you out of Fire Duck Town. If you have anything left to say, now's the time." Cicero said to Xiuying in a mocking tone, clearly looking down at Xiuying in contempt.

"Not really. If I think of something, I'll tell you afterwards." Xiuying simply replied, unruffled by what Cicero said. Cicero narrowed his eyes at the girl before glancing at his master, receiving the slightest nod of acknowledgement from Fangxin.

"Alright then! Now for the most important part. Boys, time to bring that out!" Sanye motioned to the assistants to bring forth what was one of the most crucial parts of the shokugeki - the Theme Box. Inside a simple box with a hand-size opening at the top laid dozens of different themes that would determine what the contestants would be cooking and what ingredients they would be using. According to Langwen's explanation, for a simple shokugeki between an outsider and a well-known local, there would only be one limitation imposed on the chef, the main ingredient. "Judge Aspasia if you will."

"Of course, Miss Sanye." Presented with the theme box, Lady Aspasia reached in and pulled out a folded piece of paper. Unfolding it, the female cultivator read aloud what was written on it. "The match's theme will be...Roujiamo!"

"Roujiamo?" According to Xiuying's knowledge, roujiamo was essentially meat stuffed into bread

"Roujia - You mean that low-class food!?" Cicero cried out in outrage. "You wish us to do honourable battle by cooking peasant food!?"

"That's right! This Shokugeki's theme will be roujiamo or meat sandwiched in bread if you go by clan tongue!" Sanye answered right back, unfazed by the WRCA chef's anger. "Yummy, juicy, and meaty! Let me tell you this, junior Blasio. While the roujiamo may be seen as common street food by many, its popularity among the masses cannot be ignored. There are now restaurants that specialise in roujiamo or include it on their menus. As a chef, you should know that any dish, If cooked correctly, even common dishes can be brought up to a divine level"

"Tch, fine then! I'll show you all what a true gourmet roujiamo is then. Especially you, Xiuying Ten - Are you even listening to me!?" Cicero promised, pointing at Xiuying only to see her completely deep in her own thoughts.

"Hmm? Oh right. Shokugeki." Snapping out of her thoughts, Xiuying slapped her cheeks and psyched herself up for the battle before her.

"If that's all, contestants, then to the kitchen! Let's go! The loser loses everything! This is a decisive match so prepare to make those taste buds dance! Shokugeki…START!"

GONG!

At the ring of the large bell that was situated above the arena, the battle was on. Both chefs quickly moved to grab their ingredients at the pantry area as the crowds cheered with excitement. Bags of flour, bundles of vegetables, slabs of meat, and jars of condiment and seasoning went flying off the shelves as both Cicero and Xiuying gathered the ingredients they needed. Already it seemed that two chefs had their own respective plans to make a dish that suited the match's theme.

Xiuying had decided on what she was going to make shortly after she heard the theme. Roujiamo was meat between bread so it would be fine if she substituted the bread for noodles, right?

Xiuying recalled something that her master made for the two of them one day after a day of training. What was it called again?

Something he called a ramen burger if she recalled correctly.

Every basic tool that a chef needed was made available to both competitors. Of course, both chefs were allowed to bring their own tools with them as well. After all, the best tool for a chef was usually the one that they were most familiar with.

For Xiuying, it was the kitchen knife that her father gave her all those years ago on her twelfth birthday. Though it had been reforged and strengthened multiple times, it was still the knife that Xiuying cried tears of joy when she first held it in her hands, with her father smiling warmly next to her. Giving the knife a simple twirl, Xiuying started processing her ingredients.

Holding the kitchen knife in her right hand, she gently flicked the blade with his finger. Xiuying's mouth slightly widened into a smile as she felt the slight vibration coming from the knife. With ki gathered in her hand, Xiuying suddenly slapped the top of the table with her palm and the large slab of beef that she had placed on the counter bounced into the air.

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The corners of Cicero Blasio's lips slightly curled up as he listened to the cries of astonishment coming from the crowd with a face filled with satisfaction. He could feel that the gaze of the spectators were all gathered on him and he was the centre of attention.

He was confident that his cutting technique was the best among his generation. Perhaps his skill at handling the ingredients might not be as good as those in the seniors who had been immersing themselves in the culinary arts for dozens of years, his cutting technique was definitely number one amongst the current generation of disciples of the Wangjin Restaurant Cuisine Association

After using a showy cutting technique to slice up a plate of pork belly, he looked up and found that the cries of astonishment became even more frequent. However, those cries were not directed at him.

His face slightly stiffened for a moment before a frown appeared on his face. Cicero turned his head towards the crowd and discovered the spectators were all looking at the cooking station behind. Only one other chef was cooking on this stage with him.

The expression on his face became even worse and his mood turned sour. There was no way his mood would be good when someone he disliked stole his spotlight. Even though he wanted to have a good look and see how this outsider was able to steal his spotlight, he had to focus on his own cooking.

As Xiuying slapped the table with his palm, only the meat bounced into the air. The steel kitchen knife twirled around in her hand and then swung toward the meat in the air. Though the meat was only from the red-horned auroch raised in the clan's farmlands, it was still the meat of a spirit beast that would have been difficult to cut through with an ordinary knife. However, in Xiuying's hands, even an ordinary knife was filled with Xiuying's will to cut. Therefore, slicing through the auroch meat was easily accomplished.

Another steel knife appeared in Xiuying's other hand, also a treasured memento from her family, and her hands became a phantasmal blur as the slab of meat practically disintegrated before the spectator's eyes. Suddenly stopping, Xiuying pulled out a large wooden bowl and placed it on the counter where finely minced beef piled up into it like falling pink snow.

Turning away from the mince, Xiuying then took out several large pork legs yet to be deboned, pig trotters, and chicken bones that she'd prepared earlier in the morning. After roughly deboning the pork legs so that the bone still had quite a bit of meat on them, she put the bones aside and repeated the mincing process she did on the pork meat, rendering it into a fine mince which she put in another bowl.

Setting up several large pots, Xiuying then placed the leg bones, the trotters and chicken bones in their own separate pots and covered them with cold water. Setting the pots to boil over medium-high heat, Xiuying then turned her attention to the sack of flour that she grabbed from the arena's pantry.

Though not as good as her food cart's flour, it was still good enough for what she needed. Pulling out a jar of lye water and egg yolk, Xiuying began rotating ki within her dantian, gathering power into her palm. Xiuying poured the flour into a large basin and then added both the lye water and egg yolk into the mixture before dipping her hand into the mixture and stirring, releasing her ki as she did so. With the aid of ki, the consistency of the flour rapidly started getting thicker. Once the dough was done, Xiuying allowed it to rest for a bit while she worked on the other portion of her recipe.

Returning to her minced meat, Xiuying took out shallots and garlic before chopping and mincing them respectively. She then grabbed both bowls of mince and put them together. She then took the jars of miso, mirin, sesame seeds and sesame oil, poured out the correct amount of each into the mince mixture, and began thoroughly mixing the ingredients together to give the minced meat more flavour. Once this was done, Xiuying then divided the mixture into a dozen balls and flattened them out into round patties before putting them aside to work on the other portion of her recipe.

While Xiuying was doing her thing, Cicero was hard at work cooking up a storm. Cicero at the moment was working on braising his pork belly. Meticulously adding ingredients such as chilli peppers, cloves, nutmeg and all kinds of spices, Cicero was also made sure to skim off the oil from the pork to prevent the meat from becoming too oily. The pot he was using to make the pork belly was one that he'd commissioned at a high price from a famed blacksmith and an array engineer. Not only was the craftsmanship of the pot beautiful beyond compare, but the array engraved upon it would also allow the pot to cook anything at greater speeds, cutting down cooking time. A mouth-watering aroma was soon filling the arena, matched only by the aroma that was starting to come from Xiuying's side of the kitchen as she worked on the broth for her tonkotsu ramen.

Back on Xiuying's side, the bones had all the scum and gunk drawn out and thrown away, leaving behind cleaned bones still full of delicious bone marrow. The bones were then thrown together into a large pot and boiled together, with Xiuying removing the scum and foam from the surface until no more scum or foam appeared. While this was happening, Xiuying quickly fried some garlic and ginger, as well as caramelised onions as well. Once the stock was scum-free, Xiuying added the ginger, garlic, and onions, along with white pepper to the mix.

Normally it would have taken several hours to properly cook the tonkotsu base but Xiuying wasn't using any old ordinary pot. She was using none other than the Thousand-Year Heavenly Noodle Pot to cook her broth. Normally it would transform a myriad of ingredients into the legendary Thousand-Year Heavenly Noodle Soup. However, to activate this power, she needed to add all the required ingredients in one go, everything including the noodles. If she didn't add the noodles, the magical noodle pot would not create the body empowering noodle soup. Instead, it would simply rapidly cook any other ingredients into a rich soup far faster than normal pots could.

It was something she discovered while experimenting with her recipes late at night, after dinner.

Compared to Cicero's high-speed cooking pot, Xiuying's Thousand Year Heavenly Noodle Pot was superior.

Leaving the pot to cook the broth, Xiuying returned to the dough she had left resting. Enough time had passed to allow the dough to rise and it was time to make the noodles. With her hands, Xiuying repeatedly pulled and folded the dough, stretching it out into thin strands. Inspired by the spirit wheat noodles that she made back in the secret realm, she had worked hard to recreate the incredible texture of the noodles using more easily accessible ingredients. The result was this. Just like the spirit wheat noodles had done, the noodles had stretched out to ridiculous lengths before snapping back and perfectly clumping into the ideal curly noodles. Though they would not boost one's cultivation by decades, these noodles were still extremely tasty.

With the noodles ready, Xiuying returned to her pot. The broth was just about right after she had worked on the noodles. With a pair of chopsticks, Xiuying removed and discarded all the bones, as well as any chunks of pork left behind that she set aside to use for another meal for another day. After straining the broth into another large pot and skimming off any excess fat, Xiuying then poured the soup back into the Thousand Year Old Pot again. Another thing she discovered about the magical pot was that it worked differently if soup that was already cooked was poured into it. As she waited for the broth to heat up to to a simmer, Xiuying whipped out a bowl and whisked together, using chopsticks, tahini (a condiment made from toasted ground hulled sesame seeds), strained braising liquid from roast pork that she'd saved for tonkotsu, grated garlic, salt, mirin, and white pepper before adding it to the soup and whisking it to combine. As soon as it was brought to a simmer, Xiuying added sesame seeds and pork fat and whisked some more to mix it into the soup.

With that, a rich tonkotsu soup had been made. Dividing the noodles into two dozen balls of equal portions, she then added the noodles into the soup. In doing so, the pot began to glow as it began to work its magic. Within minutes, the soup turned clear and the noodles were cooked. Taking a sip of the soup, Xiuying licked her lips as she tasted nothing but water. Just as she expected.

Removing the noodles from the pot, she then took out a number of round takeaway containers and placed each portion of noodle into each container before covering them with a clear film of something that she got from her noodle cart and weighed down the noodles with stones, pressing them together before putting them into the fridge.

With the noodles cooked, Xiuying went to grab a saucepan so that she could make a teriyaki glaze for the meat patties. Brown sugar, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, mirin, sliced garlic and ginger were placed into the pan and left to simmer. Xiuying made sure to watch it carefully so that it wouldn't burn. Once it was done, she put it to the side and took out the noodle and the meat patties. It was time to start finishing up.

Cicero too was reaching the final stages of his recipe. While the braised meat was cooking, Cicero worked on making his buns. Cicero had effortlessly kneaded his dough with great skill and allowed it to rest for an hour before shaping it into the buns. He had divided the dough into balls which he then rolled into a snake-like shape before rolling it out into a longer flatter strip and folding it in half lengthwise. He then rolled up the dough strip into a bundle, with the loose end tucked underneath and turned it on its side so the swirls were facing up. He then pressed it down with his palm before rolling it out with a pin into a disc. This process for all his dough balls before he let the shaped buns rest.

As Cicero waited for his buns to rest, Xiuying was frying her noodles and meat patties.

Each noodle patty was fried on one side until they were crispy and browned to a small degree and then flipped and fried on the other side. On another pan, Xiuying was cooking her beef patties. When the meat patties were done, Xiuying brushed each pattie with her teriyaki glaze and placed a patty on top of one of her ramen buns with mayonnaise and lettuce before placing the other half of the ramen bun on top.

Xiuying finished her ramen burgers, just as Cicero finished his roujiamo. When they had finished resting, Cicero had cooked each bun, two minutes on each side on a cast-iron skillet. When each bun was golden brown, he set about to finish his cooking. After the braised pork belly was done, Cicero had sliced them all into bite-size pieces and stuffed his buns with the pork, cilantro, and peppers before drizzling a spoonful of the broth from the braising pot and his own special sauce he had prepared while cooking.

The two chefs quickly plated five equal portions of their dishes out on separate plates before making their declaration at the same time

"FINISHED!"

"I AM DONE!"

The audience roared in excitement, having been watching the action the entire time. Many times did they watch in awe at the skill that both display with their knives. Many times they murmured and whispered in confusion over several things that Xiuying did to make her ramen burgers. Many times Cicero's supporters cheered and applauded his actions, no matter how seemingly insignificant they were, much to the annoyance of their neighbours.

"Alright then! Unexpectedly, both chefs have finished early but that's just fine!" Due to her position, Sanye had a front-row seat to all the cooking action so she was just aching to see the final results. "Chefs, please proceed to bring your dishes to the judges!"

With that command, Xiuying and Cicero carefully brought their dishes to the judges.

It was time for the chefs to face judgement and whose cuisine reigns supreme.

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Turn 10 Omake Bonus: Tribulation Boost
 
The Builder advanced into the 6th Heavenstage, attempting to aid his juniors all the while. Resources that might have brought him further went to them,
Now that I have the time to comment. Wow good seeds can be all kind of bullshit^^. He had reach the 6th? I thought he would never pass futher the 3th without using resources. And I thought it would take some builders generations to reach or pass that point. This is one of the reasons the brotherhood decide to call those 'invincible'. Since they see themselves as mortals. So a mortal vs a 3th without gear and/or shenanigans is a scenario that they can't see the mortal winning.


This is so heaven shaking (in their pov) that I will need to write a omake just with him dealing with his impressive development. That and he using his absurd (in his eyes) power to help clan and population in general^^.
 
[ ] Refound the Flood Dragon Gang (15 Wealth)
As long as this is in one of the plans I will vote for this. I really want to get Lady Yao in our closer circle and this is the perfect chance to do it.
Next round she could already be over some grief and starting to build up herself. Showing now how much we value our Allies the Flood Dragon Gang will truly show that we value their gang not only for their might, but also on a deeper, dare I say philosophical level, as well.
 
A Private Correspondence - (Part 5) Gaius/Maria Collab
(Sent in turn 9)


A Private Correspondence (Part 5)
Gaius/Maria Collab

Gaius receives this next letter some scant weeks after his last response. If questioned, the deliverer (a clansman fresh off the Fearless Line) will admit he was paid a hefty sum of Contribution points to ensure it got here quickly. Maria has written this with feverish intensity – the page is splattered with ink and the lettering is smudged in places.


To Gaius Antonius of the House Antonius,


Thank you. Dao hearts are private things. You choosing to trust me with yours is an honour. Don't think I don't know that. So I'll do you one back, and explain what the fuck's going on.

Don't know how much you know about me. Clan gossip distorts everything, and that bastard play

(A full paragraph of the letter is scribbled out here)

Doesn't matter. What does is this. Ended up holding a breach on my own at Three Frogs during the Final Cannibal War. Got a little hairy, but I managed. Thing is, while I was managing, I saw something. Or heard it, maybe. Hard to describe it right; like it was something I knew, but with every part of me. Still don't remember it properly – it was fucked up, and I was watching the Shining Hope beat the shit out of the Butcher pretty much right afterwards, which was dramatic as hell, but I think it was part of my Dao.

That shit doesn't happen to Qi Condensation ground-pounders, much less ones who haven't even started looking for that yet. Can't be sure it wasn't just me going fucking crazy. Same time, though, I am. Some things are just true. That was one of them.

Fuck. Not good at this kind of talk. It happened, is what I'm saying. Almost happened a second time, but I chickened out.

(There is a change in ink here. The ink splatters stop, and the handwriting improves – care was taken here, slowly and solemnly.)

That's a thing that can happen, turns out. You can turn away from this. Wish I fucking hadn't. Could tell you why – I was scared, I was angry, I hated myself. Only be fair, since you told me your stuff. Used to be a slave in a pit fight arena. Wasn't a nice place to grow up, seems to have left a few marks on my brain. But that's not the important part.

The important part is I think my Dao reached out to me. Not just me getting lucky. That might happen once, but twice? No. Something on the far end started this off.

I think what you said about Dao powers being mundane might be the thing that's getting me to write all this at you. It's the part I understand the least. Not the most philosophical Optimatoi in the world. This stuff always seemed special to me. Distant. High, maybe. So how can it be… normal?

Got to patrol. Try not to bankrupt yourself before you respond.

Maria



(Two days later, a bottle of soothing wine, a minor muscle tonic to aid in healing, is delivered to Gaius by a representative of the Lu Merchant clan of Empirikos. Attached is a note – "Maria says hi.")

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Yay working laptop! Yay more omake! Just yay generally! @no. , TAG, and @Alectai @Kaboomatic @TehChron , may I have a threadmark please?
 
Man, I really want to combine an anti-Jingshen action with a pro-Flood Dragon action this turn.

Because, after I typed up the rest of everything in the post below, I realized that being generous and supportive towards the Flood Dragons? Can go to shine a mirror against the Jingshen instead. It could be a way to diplomatically out-maneuver the Jingshen regionally; because the Golden Devils are contributing to help out somebody who was fighting in the Plains War. It could diplomatically out-maneuever the Jingshen locally; because it has the Jingshen being shit to their vassals, while the Golden Devils are promising how good an overlord they'd be.

So with one stone, we manage to:
-Drastically put their "Get 3 Nascents, then stomp" plan into question
--Make them have wasted a ton of wealth on the Nascent plan
-Cut off their regional support by contrasting the Golden Devils against the Jingshen
-Lower their local power too, by getting some of their vassals to come to us instead

The problem is that 15 wealth is a lot, and Manuel already did the "spend a ton during the trial" thing... Though, the big difference here would be, would be the fact that we would be doing it not to gain something to aid our Qi Condensation folks, but to get a more-friendly Nascent Soul, and counter a long-term Jingshen plan.

The problem is that I don't want to neglect spending our wealth on ourselves, as prep for the trials. Argh.

Which is why I've been thinking about some combo of "Can we spend less than 15 wealth on the Flood Dragons?" and "We can write-in stuff for our Clan Focuses, so... what about a Clan Focus to aid the Jingshen?" (Or alternatively, a Clan Focus: Jingshen Vassal-related stuff, maybe at the same time that Manuel does vassal intrigue).

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How's this for an idea to go for:

*Clan Focus: helping out the flood dragon gang
*Manuel Action: intrigue against the Jingshen vassals, probably turning their vassals against them
*Purchases: ?? not sure yet, maybe the forts, maybe any combo of 2 actions
*Leftover wealth into the Flood Dragons

Alternative idea:

Purchases: Flood Dragon Gang + mortal broadcasting network (21 total wealth, the only thing we can afford)
Clan Focus+Manuel action: something to help with the trials (war prep was done 1-2 turns ago IIRC somebody said? so maybe not that, but)

Other other idea:

*Clan Focus: something Jingshen related, trying to peel away vassals, trying to prepare to integrate vassals, ???
*Manuel Action: the Jingshen thing
*Purchases: ??? Flood Dragons + broadcasting? forts? other actions?

(Another possible idea is to have Manuel take a diplomacy action instead. What if Manuel goes over to talk to the Righteous Powers about the Flood Dragon thing, and about the Devil Bees and Old Cannibal, or something?)

Here's the thing. If we get the Flood Dragons close enough to us, the Jingshen plans hit a huge snag and means that all they worked for is pointless or at least highly doubtful is up in the air. But, while the most obvious path towards that is the 15 wealth action, there are other things and ways we can do. For instance, the Manuel (or Clan Focus maybe? the clan isn't as good at intrigue tho'...) action to peel away vassals or start intrigue and rebellions in the Jingshen? That's still useful even if we kneecap the straightforward Jingshen plan of "Get 3 Nascents, crush the Devils" -- because it means weakening the Jingshen and strengthening us.

... Augh. I just realized. If we take any "foment rebellion, bribe vassals to secede" actions this turn -- and it pays off -- we're going to be seeing Wealth-related purchase options next turn, aren't we? ... While that's good obviously -- because if it happens it means we have made progress and succeeded, and can clinch things -- I am just angsting at the thought of yet another thing for us to spend money on! D: Money money money. D:

... Man though.

There could be some real good narrative set-up here though, couldn't there be? The story just writes itself. Flood Dragon support + Jingshen vassal destabilization...

I mean, look at it this way --

The Golden Devils help out the Righteous Bandits. They spend profusely to get them back on their feet, to help out an old friend. (They even send some support to the Plains war, albeit some minor Foundation Building forces.)

The Jingshen meanwhile squeeze their vassals for everything they're worth. Vassals rebel against the Jingshen, for treating them like shit.

And the Golden Devils say: "Look at how we treat our vassals and our friends. Are we not good overlords?"

And the Jingshen are left stewing over being outmaneuvered like that.
 
[ ] Build the Scorpion Cavalry Brigade (8 Wealth)

"Archegetes, I have a lot of scorpions. Now, I've trained them to haul caravans, but they can also haul tail! Or stinger? Haul stinger. Anyway, the point is they're very fast, and while they don't live very long, I could prepare a massive brigade for the Trials. They'd be able to move us around quicker, which would give us better chances to shatter more tokens in the Trials early on. Also, they're very cute."

 
Remember, we don't have to back the Flood Dragons this turn, it's just cheaper. And that lady Yao will probably fall into our orbit anyways, according to our diplo advisor. Just that this shores up her support in the long term. I'm in favour of spending 14 wealth on prep instead of 20, so that next turn we can hopefully help rebuild her Sect.
 
I think some of you all are vastly overestimating just how much Yao'er will do for us if we do assist her with reconstruction of the FDG this turn.

Gonna put up my own plan in a bit.
 
I am all for creative combinations, I just REALLY don't think this is the turn to be experimenting. I would prefer a turn with all the subtlety and intellectual nuance of a cinderblock to the head.

The number one way for us to get stronger right now is to grow our population; we're only halfway to our current population cap. That means getting the casualties this century as low as possible.

With a bigger population we get better at everything: our encampments are harder to dislodge, we can send massive armies off to war without compromising our defenses, if someone important dies we can more easily replace them. It also means we're not precariously close to a death spiral.

Return to Monke. Let's beat the fuck out of the Trial Hunters, then get clever again.

Edit: I know you guys want to fuck the Jingshen. It's really fun to fuck the Jingshen. But if our population gets too low we won't be able to reliably hold our new territory anymore. We really don't want our Qi Condensation dropping below 350k. We can fuck them later, and the more Devils we have, the harder we can fuck.
 
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Carvos - Just Another Day
Just another day



Carvos was swaggering through the desert returning from a fight that would have been most frustrating if not for his new training regime Hera had organized for him. Hera who had travelled and organised this little trip was sitting on his shoulder with a slightly grumpy expression on her face. Corvus and Hera had gone on this mission as part of the fighting smarter plan that Cavos himself found sooo boring. But he had put up with it so one day he would fight that dragon and it would not be able to run away again.

Their mission had been given by a mortal ruler who had wanted them to kill a viscous ooze infestation That had overrun his mines. What the mortal had not said was that the mines belonged to a rival and had bought the mines cheaply before hiring them. Carvos did not care for this employer was dubious compared to some others he had encountered. This one was one of the more pleasant ones according to Hera. Normally once they realized who he was they simply directed him to their monster and that was it.

After the fight with said monster he would go home without payment Hera had scolded him for being a moron as what cultivator was used by mortals. Carvos would reply that money was boring and he only took the job because he wanted the fight. But the other side of it was that he did not mind being used, he got his fight and that was that. Hera had started to grow on him; the tiny woman more often than not had a point but he was not going to say that to her she would be far too smug for weeks.

Speaking of missions the current one against the oozes had been quite simple. With what Hera had taught him how to fight smart. He had learned that fire was really effective against the oozing monsters.was just to lob battles of fire at them. But that was no fun and instead had poured the stuff over him and before Hera could speak he had lit himself alight and had thrown himself into the largest mass of slime. He Grinned at the memory prompting Hera to glare at him before opening her mouth to speak.

"You just had to set yourself on fire this was supposed to be an easy way and practical exercise of teaching you about enemy weaknesses but nooooo you had to do it your way" Grumbled Hera

"But I still fought smart Hera I used their weakness against them" pointed out the lunatic who was still grinning.

"You did and that's why I can't be mad at you and I really want to be" Hera groaned looking up at the sky as she remembered the flaming Carvos leaping at the viscous ooze. Then the other times of the moron doing something that stupid began to cross her mind.

He was just so absurd and Hera did not know why but she started to giggle that soon turned into howling laughter. Corvus looked at her oddly before his grin grew wider and he too began to laugh. Both of them were Laughing all the way back home earning them odd looks from the guards.

@ReaderOfFate here is a omake
 
And more than that, she's a long term ally. She *knows* we have to turtle up during the trials.
That's... true, hm. Hrm. =/

On the other hand, I suppose because of that very fact, that also means that she'd be well-aware of how big a commitment and sacrifice it is for us, to do this right the turn of the Trials?

Hmm... Looked at from a certain perspective... if it hadn't been for Manuel, there wouldn't be a Flood Dragon Gang Nascent Soul right now, because it's thanks to him that she was able to survive breaking through to Nascent. And with this action too, we'd have made it so that without the Golden Devil Clan, there now wouldn't be a Flood Dragon Gang (well, I exaggerate of course, because it could still be restored, but -- I exaggerate for dramatic effect and for doing a bookend of things) cultivation sect.

On the other hand, you've done well to douse my enthusiasm and "Ooh, this could be huge!" optimism on the option, yeah.


I still want to spend what leftover spare wealth -- or maaaybe a Clan Focus action, if we don't have something else really clutch to use it for (such as, say, oh, the Trials) -- we have to the Flood Dragon Gang though, as a write-in. Is that workable for your own plans Chron?
 
The number one way for us to get stronger right now is to grow our population; we're only halfway to our current population cap.
Growing stronger only matters insofar as it advances our objectives of actual hegemony

That means growing stronger in absolute or relative terms are equally valid.

And one way of growing stronger in relative terms is by weakening a threat and giving ourselves a chance more breathing room to advance relative to them. Our doom clock right now is Jingshen getting a third Nascent Soul. Since Old Cannibal wont take initiative to hit us until hes situated himself and raised up a Neo Battle Blood Cannibal Sect, that means that growing stronger relative to him doesnt advance any win conditions unless we wanted to gank one of his Nascent Soul subordinates.

Which simply isnt on the table at all this turn.

To that end, possibly guaranteeing Yao'er owing us a huge favor increases our strength in relative terms. Since that's an extra pocket Nascent Soul when we need it.

Divine Saber Palace and the Verdant South wont be able to launch any kinds of punitive expeditions for a long while, given the way the Noble Demon Alliance is handling things. Bees and Old Cannibal likely wont move against us in force until Old Cannibals done with his own preparations, maybe in a century or so. Which means we have free reign to go for Jingshen in the meantime.

And hey, they have an undermanned, underdefended series of highly expensive fortifications on our border that are ripe for kicking over!

[ ] Plan The Scorpionquisition is Always Unexpected
-[ ] Raiding Jingshen Territories: Haoshen and Wangshen Forts- Better to weaken an enemy. Send teams of cultivators to go raid an enemy for resources and to kill them where possible. Minor conflicts, with minor rewards. At best, you can seize minor territorial gains. This will worsen your relations, of course. Gains widely variable Wealth (0-10, excluding crits). May seize territory and gain Income in extreme cases. Loses Cultivators - around 5,000 Qi Condensation cultivators, 50 Foundation Establishment cultivators, and potentially 1 Core Formation Elder.
--[ ] "Most unfortunate, that due to the Jingshen's continued oppression and wealth extraction in their southern territories, a radical offshoot of the Great Scorpion Sect -- Though no concrete connection appears to exist, perhaps they are simply inspired by them -- seems to have come north in order to wreak vengeance for the plights of their fellows far from where the yoke falls heaviest upon them. Perhaps by seeking to split the Jingshen's focus across its territories, the boot will fall more lightly upon their compatriots? Either way, their radical fervor for the might and sleek beauty of the Scorpion has resulted in a near-religious crusade. One which seeks to discover and openly display the truth of Jingshen opulence and cruelty for all the world to see. To bring the evil in the shadows to light. A Scorpionquisition."
-[ ] Lecturing - You can simply lecture your many juniors on cultivation. Spend your time helping them grow, using less resources and ensuring better growth for the Clan.
--[ ] "It has been too long, my Juniors, since I've taken the time to help guide those walking the path of cultivation. The tribulations which we face have always been greater than those which most have experienced, with the coming years proving to be the most recurring and most damaging of them all. The tragedy is not that many of us may die. The tragedy is that the world we live in is one which countenances such and even rewards that very cruelty. For this world is wrong. And that is why, every day that you live to cultivate, you are standing against that very world in the hopes that one day we shall be able to overcome it in it's totality."
-[ ] Broadcast from the Mortal Artifact Network (6 Wealth)
--[ ] "Truly those forces of the Scorpionquisition are cunning indeed. Able to win even mortals to their side. But then, who can blame them? The sleek speed and power of the Scorpionquisition's famous mounts churn through the desert sands at a rate almost beyond their imagination. How could such ignorant creatures help but see them as divine compared to their mortal selves? Tragic, really. Yet, even so these converted adherents are but another of their Chief Weapons. Somehow, that list just seems to keep growing."
- [ ] Build the Scorpion Cavalry Brigade (8 Wealth)
- -[ ] "Yes, the first of the Scorpionquisitions 'Chief Weapons' as they are so called. The key to their Two Discerning Pillars of Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency. Yes, yes, I know the numbers don't add up. But who can speak for the mind of those near-fanatically devoted to the Scorpion? I only wish we could be of greater assistance in tracking down these raiders, but we are rather heavily invested in preparing for the usual centennial event. After last century, well, we wish to take as few chances as possible you understand. "
 
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[ ] Plan The Scorpionquisition is Always Unexpected

I support this

Note that by spending 14 wealth on preparing for the trials (rather than 20 on the forts), we are risking taking a little more damage. But we also keep the opportunity to help rebuild the Flood Cannibals next turn (as long as it costs less than 21 Wealth), which we wouldn't otherwise. And we weaken Jinshen.
 
[ ] Plan The Scorpionquisition is Always Unexpected
I don't if there's any way for you to modify your Raid option to include cooperation with Flood Dragon Gang for the raid. Perhaps use Lady Yiao as an unexpected line of attack for a blitzkrieg, punching hard into weakened defenses with an eye specifically for sabotage and pillage using Nascent speed, carrying capacity and toughness. We might not be able to directly give the Dragons Wealth but we can give them info, access and a distraction to grab what they can for themselves against a target who has no idea they should be wary. A kind of Moon Dancing Scorpion, Greedy Gullet Snake ploy
 
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I don't if there's any way for you to modify your Raid option to include cooperation with Flood Dragon Gang for the raid.
You may not have noticed this, but there isn't an actual Scorpionquisition that spontaneously starts attacking the Jingshen right at the place most convenient for us this turn.

I'm pretty sure that having Yao'er participate takes away what deniability the tactic itself will have, which more or less defeats the purpose of the exercise to begin with. So that's a no, basically.
 
:rofl::lol::rofl:

I have seen the future, and it is scorpion.
Either way, their radical fervor for the might and sleek beauty of the Scorpion has resulted in a near-religious crusade.
Er...
-[ ] Broadcast from the Mortal Artifact Network (6 Wealth)
--[ ] "Truly those forces of the Scorpionquisition are cunning indeed. Able to win even mortals to their side. But then, who can blame them? The sleek speed and power of the Scorpionquisition's famous mounts churn through the desert sands at a rate almost beyond their imagination. How could such ignorant creatures help but see them as divine compared to their mortal selves? Tragic, really. Yet, even so these converted adherents are but another of their Chief Weapons. Somehow, that list just seems to keep growing."
Uh.

Chron.

Are you trying to present a plan to kick Jingshen in the teeth, or trying to shill Giant Scorpions to me?

And also give Konstantinos Papadopoulos a gleeful stroke as he finds out that now is his time, I guess.

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Konstantinos Papadopoulos
Fate: Konstantinos Papadopoulos. Author. Newshound. Publisher of some scurrilous rumors, to hear many say it. He began several newsletters in the Stork Lands, distributing information for low prices - subsidised by the Clan - to assist the Storks in moving into their new lands. At the height of his printing efforts, he employed a staff of almost twenty cultivators, including a Foundation Expert who wrote stories for him. With Spirit Stones flowing in, he found it easy enough to take a princely salary, and was able to use the immense resources to push himself into the 9th Heavenstage.
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(Boy, won't Konstantinos be surprised when Manuel Konstantinos shows up and tells him "That newsletter thing you did? I want you to do it again. Except this time, make it about scorpions." like he's J. Jonah Jameson?)
("I want pictures, Konstantinos. Pictures of scorpions!")

And of course, to explain how the scorpions show up for the Trials...

"We saw how well they worked, so we decided to roll up the Bandit Tribe and take them for ourselves."
"But, I mean."
"Can you blame us?"
*motions at the giant scorpion mount in the stable
"Look at that sleek, shiny carapace. What a majestic creature."
"As soon as I saw it, I knew that we had to have it for ourselves!"
"And besides, we could employ them at the Scorpion Road for the merchandising! I'm sure you can understand the importance of branding."
"And so, the Glorious Golden Devil Clan decided to roll in and wipe out this band of no-good outlaws, to help out all the various bordermarches and kingdoms, and to capture the glory of the scorpion for ourselves."
 
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