Iskander Pallikari 1 - Fundamentals
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Iskander Pallikari 1 - Fundamentals
As the sun rose over the Organ Meat Desert, a boy of almost twenty cracked his eyelids open, looking around blearily. With a groan of effort, he rolled out of bed and tumbled to the floor. He was of average height with well-built muscles, a square jaw, a cleft chin and a mop of curly blonde hair - handsome, perhaps, but awkward. Still not quite done growing into the face and body of a man.
After slapping himself on the cheek a few times to wake himself up, the boy immediately lay down on his back and began to exercise. "Gotta get strong. Gotta get strong. Gotta get strong." Iskander repeated to himself over and over as he did his morning sit-ups. "Senior, are you awake? You said you'd be awake today, since it's my first hunting day."
Iskander looked expectantly to his desk, where an old sword hilt, bereft of its blade and tassel and badly cracked down the middle, was laid on a small pillow. This worthless scrap metal was all that remained of the once legendary sword, the Wailing Conqueror.
The hilt remained silent and motionless, which made the young Devil roll his eyes. "He tells me I can't oversleep, then he oversleeps himself. What a hypocritical Senior." He chided the still unresponsive object, though there was no real mockery to be found in his voice.
Even as the boy's muscles burned, he kept going; he couldn't get tired now, this was just his morning warm-up. The entire life of a Junior Aspirant, those lowly servants fresh out of the academy, was chores and training, until they either found themselves a benefactor or rose into the Third Heavenstage on their own merits.
The person in the opposite bed, a short woman with close-cropped hair and an array tattooed around her eye, sluggishly turned over and cracked her eyes open to look at Iskander. She stayed firmly nestled under the covers, poking only her head out like some sort of human-faced worm. "Today's the day, huh?" She mumbled. "Gonna start going at it hardcore from now on?"
"Damn right, Clotho." Iskander nodded, continuing to exercise without skipping a beat. "Hardcore, that's a good word; Iskander Pallikari is going hardcore now!"
"Just looking at you is exhausting." Clotho grumbled. "You're close to the Second Heavenstage after just a couple years. Don't you want to rest a little bit after you get there? Just lower your work-rate for a month?"
"Don't got time to rest, my buddy here's been sleeping for long enough." Iskander replied, gesturing at the sword hilt on his dresser. "I said I'd rescue him, so I'm gonna do it."
"Oughta worry about yourself before you save anyone else, kid." Clotho chuckled. "You've got fifteen years before the next Centennial Trial. You wanna be a savior? Get strong enough to survive that."
"That's why I gotta go hardcore. I already did the math. Well, not really, I'm bad at numbers; Senior did the math." Iskander stopped for a moment to point at the hilt of the Wailing Conqueror. "Anyway, he did that math, and he thinks I can make five times more from a shift at this new job than I do with chores; ain't that crazy?"
"Yeah, because it's not meant for Junior Aspirants!" Clotho said with a glare. "I like you, kid, I don't want you to hurt yourself - and if you do this as your regular gig, you'll just get yourself injured or killed."
"It's not a regular gig, I couldn't maintain that." Iskander clarified, finishing his crunches and getting to his feet. Immediately, he switched to squats. "Nah, I'm just doing this job one day a week, my regular chores five days a week, and taking off one day a week for nothing but training, cultivation and a fun night out. That adds up to uh…"
The young Devil cocked his head, already feeling a headache coming on. "Like… like twice as much? Thirteen or something? Wait…"
"Ten days' pay per week." Said the sword hilt, or rather, the entity within it. "Five plus five is ten, are you slow?"
"Kinda. Blood of Bronze makes Devils slowed than other Cultivators." Iskander said, not at all perturbed by the haunted hilt suddenly speaking up. He was used to abrupt starts and finishes to conversations at this point. "Good morning, Senior."
"Morning." Said Lai Bohai, casting his spiritual sense around the room. Clotho shivered under the attention of a Nascent Soul, even one as diminished as this one, but Iskander was no longer bothered by the weighty sensation. "And it's not just the extra pay that will help him cultivate faster; that extra training on his day off will help develop his fundamentals, and more leisure time will hone his mind. I recall having a similar routine when I was just starting out."
"See? It's totally normal." Iskander concluded, enjoying the vindication as Clotho scoffed, rolled over and went back to sleep.
Clotho Lenthulus, Iskander's roommate, wasn't a particularly hard worker. She was in the Fourth Heavenstage, and not in a major hurry to reach the Fifth, as the Fifth Heavenstage meant full Legionnaire status. However, being in the Fourth Heavenstage meant that her apartment was actually half-decent, as opposed to the small hovels handed out to Junior Aspirants.
The modest rent she charged ate into his desperately needed cultivation funds a bit, but Lai Bohai assured Iskander that proper rest and good food would be worth it in the long run. Rest and good food meant a healthy body, which meant he could do bigger jobs, which meant more money on the whole.
Once the warm-ups were done, Iskander immediately made his way to the pantry, pulled out some cheese and salted meat and began tearing into it. His energy felt bottomless today, a mixture of nervousness and excitement filling his body until he was bursting at the seams. Still, it wasn't quite time yet.
—-
"What the hell is this!? Do you even know a thing about swordplay!?" Lai Bohai shouted indignantly.
"I know enough, you fucker. Enough to have a good time!" Iskander roared, wailing on the straw dummy and continuing to gradually shred it to pieces.
"No no no, that's terrible, you won't get anywhere hacking away like that!" Lai Bohai shouted, which finally got Iskander to stop. "It's not just about hitting them hard and getting the sharp bit in! A formless style is fine, but only if you have more precision than this!"
"Goodness, aren't you passionate?" The Junior Aspirant sighed, slinging the practice saber over his shoulder. "Can we save the scientific stuff for later? Between eating, sleeping, cultivating and working, I don't have that much time left. I gotta build muscle!"
"It's not science, it's art! It is beauty itself!"
"Come on man, you're so strict!" Iskander yelled, bringing the saber back and holding it parallel to the ground. With a smooth motion, he chopped deep into the dummy's neck. "Look at that; a dull practice sword, and I can still cut it that deep!"
"A real swordsman could decapitate that dummy with no qi and a dull kitchen knife." The hilt said with a scoff. "I'm not being strict, you're taking this too lightly. Do you have any idea how much my advice is worth?"
It continued on like that for a while, until Iskander's allotted training time was done and he needed to get to work. For all that the two of them bickered back and forth, Iskander couldn't help but enjoy the old ghost's company. Perhaps it was simply because he spent comparatively little time awake; 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' and all that. Or maybe he simply took solace in having someone who truly took him seriously.
Iskander wasn't a pure Sword Artist like some who sought total mastery of combat were. He'd considered going down that path, but Lai Bohai had discouraged such a thing. According to the old ghost, totally or near-totally specializing in one area of expertise was only feasible for two types of people: geniuses good enough to 'defeat paper with rock', and people rich enough to have subordinates who will support their weaknesses. Iskander was neither of those things, and thus spent much of his time also studying basic Body Arts, both to enhance his baseline performance and to support him if he were ever disarmed.
When not practicing sword forms, chopping away at dummies or roping another Junior Heavenstage into sparring, he was doing a wide variety of exercises to build his strength, speed and endurance. The young Devil had heard of weightlifting, but some of this equipment baffled him; what was the difference between lifting an iron weight and lifting a bucket of sand? Why was squatting on one's toes different than squatting on flat feet? Back in his hometown, if a man wanted to get stronger he just ran, lifted rocks, did push-ups, stuff like that. What in the name of fuck were 'macros'!?
By the end of this training session, Iskander was sweaty and sore, albeit less so than most days. He'd gone easy this time around, since he would need to be in perfect condition in about six hours; today was the day he went hardcore, after all. And so, he trudged back to Clotho's apartment for a meal, a wash and some cultivation.
—-
Five and a half hours later, Iskander was feeling… really no closer to the Second Havenstage than before. "Cultivation is the work of a lifetime, of course you never feel different after one session." Lai Bohai had chided him. He was a little late, but more jogging-late than sprinting-late, which meant he could admire the buildings around him on his trip.
The Department of Sanitation commanded far more respect and awe than one would expect, with many towering offices and a large and well-stocked barracks for the two Legions they commanded. He'd never understood why the janitors were such a big deal, but any time he had asked a Senior, they had either chuckled knowingly or winced at a bad memory. One had simply informed him that the day he did some work for the Department was the day he would know.
After some time trying to figure out the difference between the Bureau of Sewage, the Sewer Management Office and the Sewer Corps. Headquarters, the boy finally found himself at what he was pretty sure was the correct location. Before him was a simple but well-constructed wooden desk, behind which sad an old, bored-looking Legionnaire.
His Qi Lake was like a bright star compared to the puddle that was Iskander's. Filling the entire Dantian with qi wasn't even the final obstacle to completing the first Great Realm of cultivation, but the midpoint. And yet, even that milestone seemed so very far away. The young Devil steeled himself - this was why he was here. He couldn't coast along, or that vast stretch of time would swallow him whole.
The man behind the desk sifting through the paperwork bore an expression that was the height of utter boredom, and barely looked at Iskander as he explained the job. "The deal is simple: you get paid for every spirit, spirit beast or large animal you kill and bring back. No proof of a kill, no pay. If the body's got any valuable components, you'll be paid extra. Understand?"
Iskander nodded; that sounded about right. "I do, Senior. And where do I drop the proof off?"
"Office of Spirit Beast Disposal." The record keeper said, seemingly by rote. "How you get it there is your business, but I'd get a Compression Pouch."
"Alright, then I'll just-"
"Wait!" He held up a hand, causing Iskander to freeze in place as he scanned the papers one more time. "Alright, everything seems good to go. Aspirant Iskander Pallikari, you're registered as a sewer hunter for the next year." The record keeper paused for a moment, before returning to the documents and reading them again. "Wait… Junior Aspirant? Is that a typo?"
"No Senior, I'm a Junior Aspirant. Here to start grinding and get those big payouts!" Iskander answered, flashing a grin.
The resource keeper seemed to strongly consider saying something for a moment, before sighing and giving up. "Well, I guess that's allowed… be very careful."
"Will do!" Iskander laughed, taking his token and setting off toward his destination.
Iskander knew that many Cultivators simply never made it past the Third Heavenstage, simply because the scarcity of the resources a Third Heavenstager could safely acquire, combined with the fairly limited scope of their powers, meant that one could easily be stuck in a loop of working every day just to make snail-like progress and not backslide. There were three ways one could avoid such a fate: first, have a family wealthy enough to brute force you to the Fifth Heavenstage in a decade, making you powerful enough to take higher-paying solo missions or work as a fully-fledged Legionnaire. The second was to be so innately talented that you continue to advance quickly despite doing the same bullshit as everybody else. The third was to get a little stupid and do things above your pay grade.
He didn't have much money and his talent was, as far as he could tell, nothing amazing, which meant the only option was to get stupid. Thankfully, Iskander had been practicing getting stupid every day of his life thus far.
—-
"You're a hard worker if nothing else, and that's very good." Lai Bohai chimed in as Iskander navigated through the dark, fetid tunnels beneath the Dawn Fortress. "Not just that, but a creatively hard worker; add in a bit of luck and all that hard work should pay off."
"My my my, you're being encouraging for once!" Iskander smiled, peeking around a corner and casting his torch around. The light didn't go quite as far as the boy would have liked, but it served to confirm once again that his immediate surroundings were safe.
"Good habits should be encouraged. You make me sound like a monster." Lai Bohai chuckled.
Iskander prepared to reply, only to hear an odd banging echoing in the distance. He crouched down in response, before remembering he was carrying a torch, and thus could not hide at all. Slowly, he got back to his feet and crept toward the sound. "Well, isn't that what they call Nascent Souls? Old Monsters?" He asked quietly, trying to keep the mood light.
"Monstrousness is a relative term that can mean many things - now focus!" The hilt commanded. Iskander nodded his assent, unsheathing the saber at his side and continuing to advance.
Iskander's spiritual sense was not exceptional, but they could hardly be called dull either. Lai Bohai had instructed him to work hard on honing it, since accurately judging the strength of an enemy - and thus whether it was wise to engage them - would be a crucial skill for the rest of his life. The creature up ahead, as far as he could tell, was in the Third Heavenstage; that was close enough for him to handle.
Feasting on the half-melted remains of some repulsive-looking worm creature was some sort of frog. That was the closest analogue Iskander could think of, at least, what with the slimy skin, toothless mouth and large, bulging eyes. That said, the ropey pink flesh, bulging throat and almost-human proportions(aside from the back legs, which bent backwards) made the beast that much more unnerving.
Was… was that another of its own kind the monster was chowing down on? Iskander suppressed the urge to throw up.
Still, it was too late to back out now - the wretched beast squinted in the light and let out an ear-piercing screech of warning, taking up a defensive posture over its meal. Without taking his eyes off the enemy, Iskander carefully and deliberately drew the saber at his hip. He circled around the monster, taking note of the foot-deep water and estimating how much it would inhibit his movements.
"A demon, albeit one of the lowest caliber. Formed from the buildup of impurities and possessed of a very rudimentary intelligence." Lai Bohai chimed in. "As opposed to humans and beasts corrupted by impurity, naturalborn demons can take all manner of forms. Weak, Qi Condensation-level ones are a common sight in cities with advanced sewer systems and many high-level Cultivators. Don't let your guard down."
As the clash began, Iskander recalled the lessons that Lai Bohai had started him off with; lessons the hilt claimed had been the foundation of his success as a warrior.
Lesson number zero: Everything in the universe has an end. Nothing is immortal, and anything can be vanquished with the right plan.
Iskander emptied his mind of fear and continued to advance. The beast's maw opened wide and a viscous, mucoid goo shot out. A First Heavenstager didn't have much of an advantage over a mortal, but they did boast a greater reaction time; he dodged to the side, letting the liquid splatter on the wall behind him. His heart was beating like one of those massive drums at the front of a parade, but he approached even closer.
On the one hand, he was in the melee range of an animal that could kill him. On the other hand, it was also in his. Time to party.
Lesson number one: Sword Art effectiveness = technique choice + power + weapon + speed. When everything lines up properly, an artist can bring out miracles, and enough of one component can, to a degree, compensate for a deficiency in another.
Iskander didn't have much speed; that would come with cultivation, and cultivation needed money, which was why he was in the sewer in the first place. His saber was a unadorned piece of ordinary spirit-steel. Hell, spirit-steel was too pricey for him to own at this point; the fucking thing was rented. Still, it was well-made enough. His physical strength was good for his Heavenstage, but certainly less than this demon's.
His choice of techniques was also limited, to say the least: All he had was a very simple Body Art which did little more than loosen up his muscles as if he had been stretching for ten minutes, and an extremely barebones Sword Art which spread a thin layer of qi over the edge of his sword. Another Body Art which put extra force behind an individual swing of his sword; he could use that about five times per day.
The beast lunged, and Iskander's blade rose in an upward slash to meet it, scoring a cut along his enemy's face and driving it back. He reversed his strike into a downward cut, but missed as the demon darted to the side. It jumped into the wall of the tunnel, then pounced toward the little human that dared hurt it.
Lesson number two: Sword Art power = strength + grip + timing + angle. Brute force and size matter, but they are ultimately just one part of a greater tapestry. A man who masters the mechanics of a strike will hit with the destructive capability of a man twice his size.
Stepping back and raising the saber above his head at the same time, Iskander let the beast land right where he had just been before bringing it down. The edge cleaved through the slimy skin and carved through its flank, spilling a cloud of red into the greenish-brown water at their feet.
Yes, Iskander didn't have speed, or an exceptional weapon, or much in the way of technique choice, but power? That he could bring to bear, if he played his cards right. He could cut through powerful enemies, so long as he cut them in the right way.
Lesson number three: Almost nothing in this world is uniformly strong; most can be divided into weak points and strong points. Striking the enemy's weak points will bring them down faster, and damaging the enemy's strong points will degrade their ability to fight.
This time, instead of dodging backward, Iskander dodged forward, stepping in at an angle to let its long, slippery fingers fly by him. There, the neck! With a snicker-snack, his blade bit into the monster's throat, sticking in deep. He made to pull the blade free and escape, but instead it held fast, and the amphibious beast pitched forward, knocking Iskander to the ground.
Filthy water splashed all around the pair as the monster hacked and wheezed, trying to spray poison out through its ruined throat. Shit, this was bad! Sword Arts to pull a blade free were a thing just about everyone learned, but not in the First Heavenstage!
Lesson number four: No real battle is ever clean. If the enemy is even remotely a threat, be prepared to take unorthodox measures, make imperfect strikes, and accept damage to deal greater damage in return.
Iskander stopped thrashing and calmed himself, despite the frantic situation. Even as the beast gave up on spitting poison in his face and instead pressed its forelimbs down upon his head and pushed it beneath the water, he didn't despair.
With one hand, he reached up and grabbed the demon's face. The gap in between their cultivation bases meant he lacked the strength to wrestle with this thing, especially from a disadvantageous position like this, but that was fine. He just needed to know by touch where its head was.
With his other hand, he extended his thumb and swung it as hard as he could, slamming into an oversized eyeball and popping it like an overripe grape. The throbbing pain Iskander felt in response told him that the digit would be sore and stiff for a couple of days, but it was worth it. The beast screeched, immediately jumping off of him and skittering backward.
Iskander sat up, gasping and coughing, to find his quarry fleeing the scene, and took off after it. The end result was anticlimactic; the demon bled out too much to run in just a couple of minutes, and he finished it off with a backup knife. And yet as undignified as the affair had been, this felt momentous. Iskander's first real battle, not a spar, was over, and he was the victor.
—-
Dragging the heavy corpse of the demon back out of the sewer, Iskander was filled with conflicting emotions that he didn't know how to describe. He'd won; actually succeeded in deadly combat against a true monster, and yet…
"I'm going to do things like that all the time, huh?" He sighed, looking off into the light of the sewer entrance in the distance.
"If you really want to get strong fast, you are." Lai Bohai replied curtly. "Only fighting things weaker than yourself unless you have to - that's how most people go through life. Rising from nothing to become a Nascent Soul takes far more than that."
"No, no, it's not that I'm scared, it's just…" Iskander screwed up his face, changing his grip on the demon to drag it more easily. "I dunno, monster slaying doesn't feel glorious, I guess."
The hilt remained silent for a moment, and Iskander worried it had gone back to sleep, but it soon spoke up again after formulating its thoughts. "Killing is killing. The sensation of slicing through living meat is the same regardless of whose meat you slice. Violence is nothing more than a tool of achieving one's objectives."
Iskander looked away and scratched the back of his head, voice coming out soft and weary. "That's a pretty cold way to look at it…"
Lai Bohai was thoroughly unamused by such indecisiveness, and made his displeasure clear. "The distribution of resources, the ordering of hierarchy, the dominance of one worldview over another, the borders of nations. These things can be decided through negotiation or through violence. When to use violence, and when to restrain it; that is one of many things I will teach you."
Then, without bothering to say goodnight, Lai Bohai went 'back to sleep' Or rather, the ancient ghost returned to the state of torpor in which he existed most of the time. That fact that he had retained his mind and most of his memories after so much time, even if only for one day a month or so, spoke volumes about the power the old Nascent had once possessed.
Shaking his head and sighing at his master's rudeness, Iskander turned a corner, prompting several Devils to jump or stumble back as an Aspirant dragging a fresh spirit beast corpse walked past them as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Hey, what was he supposed to do? Compression Pouches were too expensive.
—-
I totally, completely ran out of things to write for Gaius, or at least I have for the time being until my omake partners get back to me. However, I still have all this time at work that I can use to write. My solution: make a secondary character.
Some of you may remember that Iskander was a hypothetical "alternate character" that I had considered going with instead of Gaius. Well, I've decided that he's real now. I changed a couple of details, like making both his first and last names Greek instead of one being Roman and the other being Greek, changing Shen Zhihao to Lai Bohai because the latter felt better to say, and making it so Iskander doesn't know what his Dao will be yet. That last part hasn't been shown yet, but it's gonna be a thing, since that distinguishes him from Gaius.
This not only gives me a lens through which to interact with younger characters, it means I get to explore a character who is very different from Gaius. Iskander is a lot less cynical and a lot more kind than The Seeker, but at the same time he could also be said to have a somewhat inhuman way of thinking at times.
Another fun thing is that it's nice to go back to writing a character who doesn't have such a huge arsenal of overpowered abilities. Don't get me wrong, I like getting silly with it, but I also like more grounded combat, so having these two characters will let me do a bit of both.