Paulus 2: Paulus Harder
Paulus 2: Paulus Harder
"Go! Go! Go! Go! Move those legs faster! My honoured ancestor can move faster than you, and she's dead!"
I swear, the first thing i'm buying when I get in is a flying carpet. I don't care if they don't exist, I'm going to pay to have one made just so I can wrap this guy up and roll him down a dune.
The trip to the recruitment point turned out well and we only suffered two ambushes by vicious beasts on the way, both of which were handily dealt with by the caravan guards. Once we got there we found out it'd only been a few months since the last sweep and it was unknown when the next one would be so we had time to get everyone some training. I even found a foundation tier expert who was willing to give me a few pointers until it was time for us to leave. Only…
"Why are you slowing down! You've got three dunes to go and you're burning daylight!"
He was a bit...overbearing.
I was running as fast as I could, had been for the past twenty minutes with Hong Li shouting in my ear. My muscles were burning and I could barely suck down enough air to keep myself conscious. I'm pretty sure the only thing that kept me moving was sheer spite and the fact that Hong Li had done the entire run backwards while shouting at me, and he hadn't even broken a sweat.
High spec bastard.
"Why do I even need to do this anyway?" I growled out between breaths "I told you I'm training for officer stream."
Hong Li gave me one of those classic sneers that all the girls went crazy over when the rich kid did it and I swore a vein burst in his shiny bald head as he inhaled.
"CULTIVATORS. NEED. CARDIO! I don't care if you're aiming for Beast Master or Grand Cook! If you can't circle these dunes in under an hour the only thing you're training for is a swift death!"
He leaned in until his face was centimeters from mine, which was kind of impressive if you considered that we were still both running.
"Do you think those Blood Cannibals are going to slow down just because you have a fancy helmet? A sixth heavenstage cannibal can sprint this route in FORTY FIVE MINUTES and he'll still have the strength to swallow you whole at the other end! If you can't do better than that you won't even save your skinny little be-hind much less do your duty and warn the garrison!"
Why the hell was I suddenly being compared to a sixth heavenstage? Who the hell does he think I am?
"Now, if you have air to talk you have strength to burn. Move it! Move it! Move it!"
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"I'm gonna hit him."
"Mmm mmm."
"I swear. Pow, straight to the heavens. I'll call it the instant ascension fist."
"Mmm mmm."
The table was nice and cool against my face. Nothing like the hot grit I'd been forced to run through every day for a month now. At first I was against getting extra furniture since we were moving to the sect anyway but I had to admit, Filia was right. Real balm to my soul.
Spiros slid a bowl of Pebbleback Boar Bites over to my side, and the scent eventually enticed me away from my new favorite bed. At least the boar was good. Just enough spice that I could taste something other than sand.
"This is great. Where'd you get the Boar?"
"A man on yesterday's caravan was selling a preserved flank."
"...can we afford it?"
"We still have some money."
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"What do you think you're doing Paulus?"
I froze and stared at my teacher. It had been six months after we started cardio when he finally seemed resigned to my inability to beat the speed of someone five realms higher than me and decided to move on to weapons training. On the plus side this let the gang come and watch since they didn't have to keep up with a pair of superhumans zooming across the dunes, on the minus side Hong Li seemed a bit more into weapons than running.
"I'm practicing the spear forms? Sir?"
He slapped the training weapon out of my hand with a disgusted motion. "What you are doing is an offense to the very heavens themselves. I'd normally compliment you on that but you had to go and make it an offense to me too. Pick up that sword."
I picked up the swo-
Thwack
"No, you're already terrible. Try the axe."
Anger played a suggestive beat through my skull as I reached for the axe. Don't try and fight the foundation stage cultivator Paulus. It didn't work out last time and it won't work out this time. I picked up the training weapon, trying to remember how I'd seen passing warriors handle theirs-
Thwack
"Oh come on!"
Hong Li flashed one of his trademark sneers and folded his hands across his chest.
"If you cannot maintain your hold on your weapon, it's the same as having no weapon at all. Pick up that spear."
Oh no you don't you high spec bastard. I know what you're doing and I'm not having it. I leapt over to where the spear had fallen, grabbing it firmly with two hands and bringing it up to the first posit-
Thwack
The spear went flying and with it went the majority of my patience. I held on to it by a thin thread, beating down my reflexive response as I turned to face my teacher. Whatever I wanted to say died in my throat as I saw the man grasping all the training weapons Filia had made me in a sheathe of qi. He wound up and threw them into the distance with all the force a foundation establishment cultivator could put behind the effort. I swore one of them twinkled as they flew out of sight.
He brushed the sand off his hands and looked back at me with a questioning quirk of his eyebrow.
"What are you standing around here for? Pick up that sword." He said, gesturing vaguely at the horizon
Snap
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We'd stretched our funds as far as we could, but a year appeared to be the limit. If Hong Li had been charging me anything for hisabuse services we would have run out months ago, thankfully he seemed satisfied with me just obeying his every order and he'd gone off somewhere without saying anything a few days ago.
This was the perfect time for us to get some cash.
Spiros, Filia, and I were out hunting today. Rumor had it that some weak spirit beasts were migrating through the area and the resident hunters had been living like kings for weeks. It was time for us to get a share.
After hours of searching we finally found something that looked only mildly threatening. A giant lizard almost as long as I was tall. It had a mix of black and brown scales that formed a repeating pattern down its back and a thick tail tipped in dark red. It basked lazily in the sun at the base of a sand dune, and we regarded it from the peak.
Filia scrutinized a small clay slate covered in Leto's tight handwriting.
"I see it here" she whispered "The description matches a Blackscale Stilio, a first heavenstage spirit beast. Rumored to have a weak dragon bloodline, but it's not very smart. The scales can be sold."
"Anything else around?" I queried
"Nothing in sight boss." Spiros answered, his greater height letting him see way more than Filia or I could.
"Alright. We'll move to corral it. Triangle formation. I'll start us off. Everybody ready?"
Nods all around. Okay time to make it happen.
I leaped over the top of the dune and started sliding down the sunny side, sand rushing by beneath my feet. Twin impacts followed me as Spiros and Filia took the flanks, and I raised my spear with a grin. I couldn't help it, it was great to be with the team again.
The Stilio noticed us of course. While we were still halfway down the side it perked up and hissed, scales rippling out to make itself look bigger. I kept on moving straight towards it, and the stupid beast charged up the side of the dune to meet me. What an idiot.
At the last second I jammed the butt of my spear into the dune and vaulted over the Stilo, dodging its pointless snaps by curling up; Sometimes being short paid off. I skidded to a halt behind it, digging in my heels to stop the slide before bringing my spear back to a ready position. Predictably it whirled on me and charged, intent on tearing out my throat.
Spiros crashed into it from the left, his boar killing spear slicing a deep gash in its side. It hissed in anger and turned to him only for Filia to slice across the other flank a second later. Spiros hopped away and the Stilio turned its attention to Filia, leaving it wide open for me to jab my spear into its back. I no longer had the benefit of momentum, but the pain from the attack was enough to draw its attention off of Filia and back to me. Jackpot.
We traded the Stilio between us. Every time it changed targets the other two would get one or two shots in. The wounds were nothing like the first two, but every few hits we managed to get through the scales and get it bleeding. The lizard writhed and flailed to force us back but all we had to do was wait for it to pick another target before going back to the strategy.
The fight migrated down the dune over the course of ten minutes until we were back on flat land. The Stilio was covered in wounds but it barely seemed hampered. Meanwhile we were dripping with sweat from fighting in the heat.
"How are you doing over there guys?"
Spiros grunted in annoyance and Filia didn't even manage to respond between strikes. That cinched it, they were tiring faster than the beast. I had to find an opportunity for us to break off and regroup. This thing would keep bleeding and we could stalk it for a few hours until-
The Stilio's pattern changed while I had its focus, it crouched down low and hissed and a second later its red tip tail ignited in flame.
"Holy fu-"
It spun in place and I leapt back, blocking a bone rattling strike with the haft of the spear. Heat washed across my face, and I staggered back blinking tears out of my eyes. Spiros shouted and I heard the sound of pounding feet followed by the woosh of air and the clatter of fallen wood.
I wiped my face hurriedly and got my sight back in time to see the lizard rounding on Spiros, the big man having taken its attention with a heroic play. The only problem was Spiros was now unarmed. He had dropped. his. spear.
"HEEEEY! Get away from him!" I was out of position from the tail swipe and Filia was even worse off, lying on her butt in the sand and still blinking spots out of her eyes. There was no way I was going to make it before that thing got its jaws on Spiros, so I did the only thing I could think of and threw my weapon.
The spear wobbled through the air like a drunken jackdaw and miraculously impacted the Stilio tip first right on its snout. It recoiled in pain and whirled on me. Mission accomplished, I got its attention. Only now, I didn't have a weapon either.
I ran.
An outraged hiss sounded out behind me and the thump of meaty legs charging through sand told me my ruse was successful. The Stilio was chasing me and not going after Filia or Spiros, now what?
I had to keep going until I could lose it somewhere. Maybe I could loop around the dune and reestablish the formation?
HISSSSSSS
Nope nope, just keep moving. This thing had terrible acceleration but if the sounds behind me were correct then its top speed was nothing to sneeze at. Trying to turn might be the last mistake I made.
I kept running.
An hour later I was beginning to regret my decision. The thing had moved in lockstep with me the entire time. Trying to distract it with other wild beasts didn't work, the damn things just took one look at us and made themselves scarce. Dodging through a rocky patch didn't slow it down for a second, the Stilio just charged through like they were nothing and kept at me.
First Heavenstage my ass.
By the second hour I was wondering if Stilios were secretly world class sprinters. We had gone way outside any territory I was familiar with and I was beginning to think trying something tricky might be a better idea than running into something even nastier when salvation came flying over the dunes.
Hong Li rode a flying sword over the top of a nearby dune. He took a look at me and soared over, matching my speed in an instant. I grinned at him in lieu of greeting, any breath I could use for speech long since utilized to keep me moving.
"Your companions informed me of your predicament." he spoke in easy tones.
They'd done it. I knew we'd find a way out of this. Hong Li looked me up and down, not sparing a glance for my pursuer only a few feet behind me.
"I see that you've lost your weapon. Good. Good."
No way.
"The Blackscale Stilio is a First Heavenstage spirit beast renowned for its stamina. With the wounds your group has dealt to it you could have perhaps slain it with just a few more blows." He sneered " As is you'll only have to last a few more hours before it expires. Good luck."
Yes way. He really is. Hong Li soared away into the sky leaving me in the exact same position as before. Weaponless, covered in sweat, and being chased by an angry fan. I grit my teeth and kept running, there was no time for anything else. At least now I had something to look forward to.
Wam! Pow! Straight to the heavens!
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CLACK
The blow knocked me back a full three feet, but I managed to hold on to the sword for dear life. This was the hardest one to hold on to without being able to get a proper two handed grip, but I'd finally done it. I could hold the weapon.
For some reason this accomplishment felt really depressing after two years of hard work.
Hong Li regarded me from across the training grounds with grudging acceptance, brushing his recently regrown brown hair out of his face.
"Adequate. Of course once you've learned how to properly use your qi, this ability will be practically meaningless" he sneered
I swear. Wam! Pow!
"But I've seen enough. You pass." Hong Li folded his hands behind his back and with a visible ripple of air his full cultivation base was revealed, pressing down on me until I fell to my knees.
"Aspirant Paulus, I am Examiner Demios. Several years ago you indicated an interest in joining the Legions. Does that remain the case?"
What the what? What the what?? My mind was whirling, trying to process a dozen different things as I raced to connect the dots. Hong Li stood there radiating power as he awaited my answer, his brown hair (no, bronze hair) fluttering in the wind. Luckily my mouth was faster than my head this time and I managed to bark out an answer before he took silence as refusal.
"Yes! Why the heck do you think I've been putting up with you all this time!"
Maybe that wasn't so lucky after all.
Hong Li, no Demios, only smiled at my response and suppressed his cultivation back to a less oppressive level. "Then I'm afraid you'll have to 'put up with me' a while longer. Your application is accepted, son. Welcome to the Golden Devils."
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And Omake.
I wasn't super clear on whether or not I had to do one before I officially showed up, but I decided to do one up regardless. This is a direct follow up from his intro an covers the years between starting cultivation and joining the sect.
I don't have a particular bonus in mind, if this qualifies for one. Anything you think is interesting or appropriate I guess.
Next omake will likely be focusing on events just after joining and depend on what goes on in the next update.
Fixed the sentence thing. Thanks to the great Oni.
"Go! Go! Go! Go! Move those legs faster! My honoured ancestor can move faster than you, and she's dead!"
I swear, the first thing i'm buying when I get in is a flying carpet. I don't care if they don't exist, I'm going to pay to have one made just so I can wrap this guy up and roll him down a dune.
The trip to the recruitment point turned out well and we only suffered two ambushes by vicious beasts on the way, both of which were handily dealt with by the caravan guards. Once we got there we found out it'd only been a few months since the last sweep and it was unknown when the next one would be so we had time to get everyone some training. I even found a foundation tier expert who was willing to give me a few pointers until it was time for us to leave. Only…
"Why are you slowing down! You've got three dunes to go and you're burning daylight!"
He was a bit...overbearing.
I was running as fast as I could, had been for the past twenty minutes with Hong Li shouting in my ear. My muscles were burning and I could barely suck down enough air to keep myself conscious. I'm pretty sure the only thing that kept me moving was sheer spite and the fact that Hong Li had done the entire run backwards while shouting at me, and he hadn't even broken a sweat.
High spec bastard.
"Why do I even need to do this anyway?" I growled out between breaths "I told you I'm training for officer stream."
Hong Li gave me one of those classic sneers that all the girls went crazy over when the rich kid did it and I swore a vein burst in his shiny bald head as he inhaled.
"CULTIVATORS. NEED. CARDIO! I don't care if you're aiming for Beast Master or Grand Cook! If you can't circle these dunes in under an hour the only thing you're training for is a swift death!"
He leaned in until his face was centimeters from mine, which was kind of impressive if you considered that we were still both running.
"Do you think those Blood Cannibals are going to slow down just because you have a fancy helmet? A sixth heavenstage cannibal can sprint this route in FORTY FIVE MINUTES and he'll still have the strength to swallow you whole at the other end! If you can't do better than that you won't even save your skinny little be-hind much less do your duty and warn the garrison!"
Why the hell was I suddenly being compared to a sixth heavenstage? Who the hell does he think I am?
"Now, if you have air to talk you have strength to burn. Move it! Move it! Move it!"
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"I'm gonna hit him."
"Mmm mmm."
"I swear. Pow, straight to the heavens. I'll call it the instant ascension fist."
"Mmm mmm."
The table was nice and cool against my face. Nothing like the hot grit I'd been forced to run through every day for a month now. At first I was against getting extra furniture since we were moving to the sect anyway but I had to admit, Filia was right. Real balm to my soul.
Spiros slid a bowl of Pebbleback Boar Bites over to my side, and the scent eventually enticed me away from my new favorite bed. At least the boar was good. Just enough spice that I could taste something other than sand.
"This is great. Where'd you get the Boar?"
"A man on yesterday's caravan was selling a preserved flank."
"...can we afford it?"
"We still have some money."
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"What do you think you're doing Paulus?"
I froze and stared at my teacher. It had been six months after we started cardio when he finally seemed resigned to my inability to beat the speed of someone five realms higher than me and decided to move on to weapons training. On the plus side this let the gang come and watch since they didn't have to keep up with a pair of superhumans zooming across the dunes, on the minus side Hong Li seemed a bit more into weapons than running.
"I'm practicing the spear forms? Sir?"
He slapped the training weapon out of my hand with a disgusted motion. "What you are doing is an offense to the very heavens themselves. I'd normally compliment you on that but you had to go and make it an offense to me too. Pick up that sword."
I picked up the swo-
Thwack
"No, you're already terrible. Try the axe."
Anger played a suggestive beat through my skull as I reached for the axe. Don't try and fight the foundation stage cultivator Paulus. It didn't work out last time and it won't work out this time. I picked up the training weapon, trying to remember how I'd seen passing warriors handle theirs-
Thwack
"Oh come on!"
Hong Li flashed one of his trademark sneers and folded his hands across his chest.
"If you cannot maintain your hold on your weapon, it's the same as having no weapon at all. Pick up that spear."
Oh no you don't you high spec bastard. I know what you're doing and I'm not having it. I leapt over to where the spear had fallen, grabbing it firmly with two hands and bringing it up to the first posit-
Thwack
The spear went flying and with it went the majority of my patience. I held on to it by a thin thread, beating down my reflexive response as I turned to face my teacher. Whatever I wanted to say died in my throat as I saw the man grasping all the training weapons Filia had made me in a sheathe of qi. He wound up and threw them into the distance with all the force a foundation establishment cultivator could put behind the effort. I swore one of them twinkled as they flew out of sight.
He brushed the sand off his hands and looked back at me with a questioning quirk of his eyebrow.
"What are you standing around here for? Pick up that sword." He said, gesturing vaguely at the horizon
Snap
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We'd stretched our funds as far as we could, but a year appeared to be the limit. If Hong Li had been charging me anything for his
This was the perfect time for us to get some cash.
Spiros, Filia, and I were out hunting today. Rumor had it that some weak spirit beasts were migrating through the area and the resident hunters had been living like kings for weeks. It was time for us to get a share.
After hours of searching we finally found something that looked only mildly threatening. A giant lizard almost as long as I was tall. It had a mix of black and brown scales that formed a repeating pattern down its back and a thick tail tipped in dark red. It basked lazily in the sun at the base of a sand dune, and we regarded it from the peak.
Filia scrutinized a small clay slate covered in Leto's tight handwriting.
"I see it here" she whispered "The description matches a Blackscale Stilio, a first heavenstage spirit beast. Rumored to have a weak dragon bloodline, but it's not very smart. The scales can be sold."
"Anything else around?" I queried
"Nothing in sight boss." Spiros answered, his greater height letting him see way more than Filia or I could.
"Alright. We'll move to corral it. Triangle formation. I'll start us off. Everybody ready?"
Nods all around. Okay time to make it happen.
I leaped over the top of the dune and started sliding down the sunny side, sand rushing by beneath my feet. Twin impacts followed me as Spiros and Filia took the flanks, and I raised my spear with a grin. I couldn't help it, it was great to be with the team again.
The Stilio noticed us of course. While we were still halfway down the side it perked up and hissed, scales rippling out to make itself look bigger. I kept on moving straight towards it, and the stupid beast charged up the side of the dune to meet me. What an idiot.
At the last second I jammed the butt of my spear into the dune and vaulted over the Stilo, dodging its pointless snaps by curling up; Sometimes being short paid off. I skidded to a halt behind it, digging in my heels to stop the slide before bringing my spear back to a ready position. Predictably it whirled on me and charged, intent on tearing out my throat.
Spiros crashed into it from the left, his boar killing spear slicing a deep gash in its side. It hissed in anger and turned to him only for Filia to slice across the other flank a second later. Spiros hopped away and the Stilio turned its attention to Filia, leaving it wide open for me to jab my spear into its back. I no longer had the benefit of momentum, but the pain from the attack was enough to draw its attention off of Filia and back to me. Jackpot.
We traded the Stilio between us. Every time it changed targets the other two would get one or two shots in. The wounds were nothing like the first two, but every few hits we managed to get through the scales and get it bleeding. The lizard writhed and flailed to force us back but all we had to do was wait for it to pick another target before going back to the strategy.
The fight migrated down the dune over the course of ten minutes until we were back on flat land. The Stilio was covered in wounds but it barely seemed hampered. Meanwhile we were dripping with sweat from fighting in the heat.
"How are you doing over there guys?"
Spiros grunted in annoyance and Filia didn't even manage to respond between strikes. That cinched it, they were tiring faster than the beast. I had to find an opportunity for us to break off and regroup. This thing would keep bleeding and we could stalk it for a few hours until-
The Stilio's pattern changed while I had its focus, it crouched down low and hissed and a second later its red tip tail ignited in flame.
"Holy fu-"
It spun in place and I leapt back, blocking a bone rattling strike with the haft of the spear. Heat washed across my face, and I staggered back blinking tears out of my eyes. Spiros shouted and I heard the sound of pounding feet followed by the woosh of air and the clatter of fallen wood.
I wiped my face hurriedly and got my sight back in time to see the lizard rounding on Spiros, the big man having taken its attention with a heroic play. The only problem was Spiros was now unarmed. He had dropped. his. spear.
"HEEEEY! Get away from him!" I was out of position from the tail swipe and Filia was even worse off, lying on her butt in the sand and still blinking spots out of her eyes. There was no way I was going to make it before that thing got its jaws on Spiros, so I did the only thing I could think of and threw my weapon.
The spear wobbled through the air like a drunken jackdaw and miraculously impacted the Stilio tip first right on its snout. It recoiled in pain and whirled on me. Mission accomplished, I got its attention. Only now, I didn't have a weapon either.
I ran.
An outraged hiss sounded out behind me and the thump of meaty legs charging through sand told me my ruse was successful. The Stilio was chasing me and not going after Filia or Spiros, now what?
I had to keep going until I could lose it somewhere. Maybe I could loop around the dune and reestablish the formation?
HISSSSSSS
Nope nope, just keep moving. This thing had terrible acceleration but if the sounds behind me were correct then its top speed was nothing to sneeze at. Trying to turn might be the last mistake I made.
I kept running.
An hour later I was beginning to regret my decision. The thing had moved in lockstep with me the entire time. Trying to distract it with other wild beasts didn't work, the damn things just took one look at us and made themselves scarce. Dodging through a rocky patch didn't slow it down for a second, the Stilio just charged through like they were nothing and kept at me.
First Heavenstage my ass.
By the second hour I was wondering if Stilios were secretly world class sprinters. We had gone way outside any territory I was familiar with and I was beginning to think trying something tricky might be a better idea than running into something even nastier when salvation came flying over the dunes.
Hong Li rode a flying sword over the top of a nearby dune. He took a look at me and soared over, matching my speed in an instant. I grinned at him in lieu of greeting, any breath I could use for speech long since utilized to keep me moving.
"Your companions informed me of your predicament." he spoke in easy tones.
They'd done it. I knew we'd find a way out of this. Hong Li looked me up and down, not sparing a glance for my pursuer only a few feet behind me.
"I see that you've lost your weapon. Good. Good."
No way.
"The Blackscale Stilio is a First Heavenstage spirit beast renowned for its stamina. With the wounds your group has dealt to it you could have perhaps slain it with just a few more blows." He sneered " As is you'll only have to last a few more hours before it expires. Good luck."
Yes way. He really is. Hong Li soared away into the sky leaving me in the exact same position as before. Weaponless, covered in sweat, and being chased by an angry fan. I grit my teeth and kept running, there was no time for anything else. At least now I had something to look forward to.
Wam! Pow! Straight to the heavens!
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CLACK
The blow knocked me back a full three feet, but I managed to hold on to the sword for dear life. This was the hardest one to hold on to without being able to get a proper two handed grip, but I'd finally done it. I could hold the weapon.
For some reason this accomplishment felt really depressing after two years of hard work.
Hong Li regarded me from across the training grounds with grudging acceptance, brushing his recently regrown brown hair out of his face.
"Adequate. Of course once you've learned how to properly use your qi, this ability will be practically meaningless" he sneered
I swear. Wam! Pow!
"But I've seen enough. You pass." Hong Li folded his hands behind his back and with a visible ripple of air his full cultivation base was revealed, pressing down on me until I fell to my knees.
"Aspirant Paulus, I am Examiner Demios. Several years ago you indicated an interest in joining the Legions. Does that remain the case?"
What the what? What the what?? My mind was whirling, trying to process a dozen different things as I raced to connect the dots. Hong Li stood there radiating power as he awaited my answer, his brown hair (no, bronze hair) fluttering in the wind. Luckily my mouth was faster than my head this time and I managed to bark out an answer before he took silence as refusal.
"Yes! Why the heck do you think I've been putting up with you all this time!"
Maybe that wasn't so lucky after all.
Hong Li, no Demios, only smiled at my response and suppressed his cultivation back to a less oppressive level. "Then I'm afraid you'll have to 'put up with me' a while longer. Your application is accepted, son. Welcome to the Golden Devils."
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And Omake.
I wasn't super clear on whether or not I had to do one before I officially showed up, but I decided to do one up regardless. This is a direct follow up from his intro an covers the years between starting cultivation and joining the sect.
I don't have a particular bonus in mind, if this qualifies for one. Anything you think is interesting or appropriate I guess.
Next omake will likely be focusing on events just after joining and depend on what goes on in the next update.
Fixed the sentence thing. Thanks to the great Oni.
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