Oh true, I was just worried that not even Samus could escape Kraid's black-hole like gravity if he starts eating bits of Endbringer...
And c'mon Space Pirates would totally feed Endbringer bits to Kraid.
... it's a sign of how long it has been since my last coffee that I'm now thinking of a cooking show.
"Hello, slaves, wretches, and semi-loyal minions, and welcome back to Cooking With Ridley!"
"Today, I am joined by my ever-faithful, ever-strong, enforcer, Kraid. We have a very special dish for you today Kraid."
*Kraid gurgles*
"Yes, I'm finally getting you something to eat other than human, stop whining. Today, we will be cooking... THREE COURSES OF ENDBRINGER!"
*waits for applause to die down*
*it does not*
"Ok, stop making a racket, or the next being who makes a sound gets to be Kraid's side dish. You know what, YOU! Yes, you! You're going into the pot anyway!"
*one feeding later*
"Ah yes, where was I? Right. Course 1, Behemoth steak. This Terror Drone is known for its dynakinetic abilities, complete control over energy for you many idiots in the audience. So we turned its abilities against itself with some dimensional bullshit, and what do you know? It was perfectly cooked! Screaming, but still cooked! Kraid, go ahead and get started while I walk our audience through the next two courses."
*horrible crunching and squishing sounds off-screen.*
"Now Course two was just fished out from Brockton bay: Leviathan Sushi. Endbringers have incredible density, which makes for abundantly rich flavor when put into Sauron Soy Sauce and Waskiki Wasabi. We had to used its own hydrokinetic abilities to capture the thing, but then it was sauce for days!"
*cutaway to Space Pirates hoisting a bloody and feebly thrashing Leviathan out of a ruined Boat Graveyard*
And the third, and most relishing dish...
Simurgh francese with roast wings. Now usually you just take a bird's wings for the meat, and pluck the feathers out. But the whole Simurgh thing's just meat, feathers and all! After we clipped her wings-"
*sidescreen pops up of Ridley and Space Pirates battling Simurgh. The footage cuts to the Simurgh being beaten to the surface of the moon. She's held down while her wings are severed. Her face is contorted into a rictus of pain, fear, and anger.*
"We found a delicious mind to sink our teeth into. The meat was already pounded, so we can put the wings in the deep- and start on the body. Immerse the body and wings in some flour, crack three chocobo eggs in for some sweetness, and then let them cook until golden brown, flipping once. Season with your choice of blood and entrails, and your three course Endbringer feast is ready!
Well, that's all we have for today folks. Thanks for tuning in, and a big thanks to our live audience for being Kraid's dessert."
*Audience screams as Kraid rampages among them*
"TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, FOR OUR NICE GOLDEN-BROWN ENTITY! IT'S THE BASTING THAT MAKES THE BONES CRACKLE!"
I spent way too much time on that.