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KNEW it! That sneaky bastard!
See? SEE? THIS is why we need Tinkers! If I had a Tinker, I could pop that rat bastard out and replace it with something better. Something more efficient. Something with MISSILES.
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this. Skitter was easiest cape on the team to externally augment, and I guess she was… sort of a friend, if not a close one. I didn't want to lose her.
I think Adam can already read the writing on the wall, here. And I can't say I disagree with his conclusion. Skitter's just too idealistic to be able to convince to run the long game OR the "lesser of two evils" option. She's got a very black and white mentality until it's beaten out of her in canon.
H+ should be a harmless protocol, in theory, so I had decided that I could use a verbal or silent activation code, instead of a mix of both, like I was currently using for Mayhem. It wasn't like the silent activation code was likely to happen, it would be like your arm twitching without any real explanation why. Unlikely to happen unless something startles you
...um. I see a "should" and SEVERAL "not like" or "unlikely to" in there, Adam. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM MAYHEM, YOU KNOB?!
Then again, thinking about it, I don't think I could get Sveta to hurt me if I tried. So there was that
Well... maybe if you asked nicely and set a safe word in advance....
I was learning. I hadn't spilled Noelle's secrets this time
Yay! You did well. You may have one (1) cookie from the cookie jar.
I was worried about why you had a clone tied down to a table in your lab, and Tattletale told me what she knew.
"I was worried it was some sort of kinky sex thing and... why are you blushing? ...oh, Adam. You DIDN'T."
"IT WAS A VALID SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT!"
Actually… that might be a good idea. I could even do it with my own clone, get another pair of Tinker hands working on things. An almost infinite supply of capes to drown the Slaughterhouse Nine in…
I'm not saying Adam has a one track mind. It's just that all the tracks end up at the exact same station....
"Look, just throw a punch at me, I can patch you back together if something goes wrong."
"Look, I SAID I'll patch you up! Just help me find your other arm and I'll have you back together in no time!"
"Keep your swarm out of my lab or I'll feed it to my flesh farms." I told her.
Again, flesh farms. That's an actual thing Adam has. (Remember: Flesh farms, not any other kind of
farm.)
Eventually the silence needed words, and I supplied them.
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I didn't need to look those up.)
Tinkers don't do well alone.
*glances at Sveta*
*glances at Adam*
*nudges The Chart closer*
Now kisssssssss....
Purity would have turned on me if she was smart enough to know that she should have turned on me.
*winces* OUCH. I'd say something here, but... man, truth hurts.
I was sure you would betray me too, but I hoped I could put it off,
Okay, now... quick! Mention how you'd hoped that her being your friend would help her not betray you! Really HAMMER that betrayal aspect! It won't stop her from doing it, but it might make her feel bad when you're rotting in the Birdcage! (Because we all know that's where they're gonna try to send you, the fools.)
I was going to upgrade the other one to be it's mirror soon, with the splitting fingers, and reinforce my legs.
FINALLY the legs! Look at all that wasted space, man!
Tattletale is on our side.
That is a straight up bullshit lie. Tattletale is on TATTLETALE'S side. If she can manage to help the people she likes as she goes, that's fine. But she is NOT altruistic in any sense of the word.
"And you heard this from her?" I asked. The buzzing intensified, and it was my turn to glare. I shook my head. "No, I don't think that she is working against Coil. I made her a bomb when she first came to me. I gave her an innocuous little button to be placed in the hand of whoever was manipulating her, and I gave her a way to detonate it. If Coil was controlling Tattletale, he would be dead."
And THIS is all complete valid and logic. I absolutely cannot argue against most anything Adam's said here.
"Maybe she wants to weed all the traitors out at once, with enough evidence that people won't just accuse her of making things up." I said.
It's not paranoia if people actually ARE after you. ...and given who Adam completely and honestly expects to be after him, there's no such thing as TOO MUCH paranoia.
We can form our own team.
A team that is ON THE CHART!
Did you know that all hero and rogue Tinkers are required to submit their work for review by the PRT before activation?
How the fuck do they enforce THAT? Seriously, that's gotta be a nightmare to regulate.
It's why Toybox went into pocket universes. They don't have to follow the law if they're not technically on American soil. The PRT is still trying to go after them.
The PRT took a lot of advice from their good friends, the RIAA and the MPAA. Don't let little things like "laws" and "international borders" stop you!
I looked at Sveta. Honestly I'd forgotten she was there. The girl was quietly sitting on a stool, watching us. She was very unobtrusive when she wanted to be.
She has a Niceness 12+ rating, which somehow gives her a Don't Mind Me rating of at least 7!
"Skitter, if you drag her into this I will remove your legs and graft them onto your neck. Sveta is a non-combatant." I warned.
You know, I really appreciate how Adam's a complete monster... but he has certain people who he WILL protect, god dammit.
Tattletale was right. You two really can be counted as one unit.
*puerile giggle* Tattletale's been talking about your unit, Adam!
Everyone except Coil? What was that about? I thought he was successfully tagged with a handshake ages ago.
See? And now you know something you didn't know before! Skitter's blind optimism is helping!
I stayed away from biological weaponry, I have no idea how to work that technology.
Because:
- That's a great way to get a Kill Order FAST.
- He doesn't want to horn in on his sister's thing, you know?
(Also, I'm STILL waiting for that to come out. Seriously, I can't wait. Can you imagine it? "I have a very simple goal. My sister was taken from me when I was young. I'm going to get better at Tinkering. I'm going to use that skill to find her. And then... I'm going to KILL HER. Because I love her.")
"So. We still have time. We take out who we can, give what information we have to the PRT, and work on improving, so when the next gang comes, we'll be ready." Skitter said.
Yes. Let's just make a gang that's based on a series of betrayals of OTHER GANGS YOU'VE JOINED. That'll be a swell way to get a GREAT reputation among all the various hero groups! Whoo-hoo!
*facepalm* God, I don't like the way Skitter was fucked over in canon, but... seriously, her cynical, never-trust-anyone attitude was SO MUCH better than "I'm a good guy doing good because that's what good guys do and everything I do is good because I'm a good guy!"
7th betrayal? I came up with more than that.
1. Emma
2-5. Brian, Lisa, Alec, Rachel (problems about Dinah)
6. Armsmaster #1 (trying to kill her during the Leviathan fight)
7. Protectorate (aftermath of finding out Sophia = Shadow Stalker)
8. Dinah giving the Protectorate a plan to try capturing Taylor
9-10. Armsmaster + Dragon (public unmasking at Arcadia)
11. Director Tagg for ordering the public unmasking (resulting in his death)
12. Alexandria for pretending to kill her friends (resulting in Alexandria's death)
Pretty sure you forgot Coil trying to kill her in that list. (It sticks in the memory. "DON'T USE GRENADES!")
"Even the crime that I'm doing? Because I like that crime."
"My crime is cheeky and fun!"
There are almost certainly better ways to get somebody to try to punch you than awakening your evil clone.
Have you tried, say, slapping one of the female members of The Grey on the ass? Not only would it work, it would be HILARIOUS.
Skitter is fucking crazy, and Sveta would probably try to kill everyone if you asked her to help you do it. She's a helper.
Helper 8 or 9, easy.
That's why he gave her kinetic blasters, missile launchers, and a lightsaber. Standard non-combatant loadout.
Well, yeah. That's just the bare minimum for living in Brockton Bay. You should see his combatant loadout
. It involves the words "M-29 Davy Crockett."
EDIT TO AVOID DOUBLE POST:
Wait, wait... he put a bomb inside Tattletale's throat? I thought it was just something that would stop her from talking without exploding her? God damn Thinkers and Tinkers with their sneaky talk.
No, he put the bomb in the BUTTON. The detonator trigger is in her face, thanks to Adam rebuilding it. She can blow up the button at any point.
Other than the mute switch, the only thing he stuck in her throat was that microphone. (Unless you've been reading my fanfic, of course. *eyebrow waggle*)