FTFY
excuuuuuuse me the holiest of f words in the imperium is fyck
Martellus: "SPEAK IT WITH ME BROTHERS!"
Captains: "FYCK!"
Martellus: "AGAIN!"
Veterans: "FYCK!"
Martellus: "ONCE MORE!"
High Command: "FYCK!"
Martellus: "ALL TOGETHER!"
Everyone:
"FYCK STONEHAVEN!"
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Mephiston: "...I feel it again, Dante."
Dante: "If Aurelius gives me another headache I swear to fyck..."
Mephiston: "Indeed, indeed."
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Guilliman:
*Muffled Screaming*
Serf: "What's Lord Guilliman doing?"
Techpriest: "Fyck if I know I just work here."
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Corax: "You did it again, Leman."
Russ: "Look it's not my fault."
Omegon: "Just like when Father died."
Russ: "NOT MY FAULT!"
Corax: "What the--OMEGON!"
Omegon: "Ah fyck, dammit brother!"
Russ:
"NOT MY FAULT!"
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Emperor:
[OH COME ON IS RUSS DOING IT AGAIN]
Sanguinius: "Father please no not again."
Emperor:
[TOO LATE GONNA DO IT]
Sanguinius: "Brother help me."
Dorn: I already am."
Sanguinius: "HELP ME CALM HIM DOWN!"
Emperor:
[YOU CANNOT CALM ME SANGUINIUS ONLY MY CENTURION CAN]
Dorn: "I am fortifying this position."
Sanguinius: "...Alright. Dorn, come here."
Dorn: "No."
Sanguinius: "I'M GOING TO BREAK YOU!"
Dorn: "No."
Sanguinius: "RrrrrRRRRR
RRRRRRRRR FYCK YOU DORN"
Emperor:
[...]
Emperor:
[WOW]
Emperor:
[SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHILL]