It's back! Son of a bitch, it's back!

...when did Jeanne get into Chaldea though? Nevermind, I'll just reread this entire thing!
 
Oh, come on Roman. If you studied your Torah, you should know that's not right. Abraham was probably very happy God was okay with goat sacrifices.
Didn't you build a whole damn temple that included places for sacrificing livestock?

Didn't Moses sacrifice a goat and let the doors to the house of every Jew be painted with its blood? I think God would approve.
 
I hope for all of our sakes that this comes soon.

Eh, he's not that bad. And remember, in this universe, it's entirely Kana's fault.

Edward Teach, the legendary pirate Blackbeard, leans closer to her. "What do they call entertainment in this day and age? I've always had an interest in perusin', if you didn't know."

Kana looks at him. She considers her options. Kana Tohsaka smiles widely. "I'll start with anime."

"...This 'anime' confuses yet interests me."

"Yep we're definitely starting with anime. Walk with me, Blackbeard, we'll make things happen."
"YOU SHOWED HIM FUCKING EROMANGA SENSEI!"

"IT WAS A JOKE!"
 
Oh, come on Roman. If you studied your Torah, you should know that's not right. Abraham was probably very happy God was okay with goat sacrifices.
Didn't you build a whole damn temple that included places for sacrificing livestock?
Yeah, but God changed his stance on a lot of things after Jesus came and did his thing. And God's stance on spartans sacrificing goats to him on behalf of their friends isn't well-documented but all signs point to The Lord not being okay with that.
 
Didn't Moses sacrifice a goat and let the doors to the house of every Jew be painted with its blood? I think God would approve.
Lamb, if I'm remembering my Exodus correctly.
Yeah, but God changed his stance on a lot of things after Jesus came and did his thing. And God's stance on spartans sacrificing goats to him on behalf of their friends isn't well-documented but all signs point to The Lord not being okay with that.
Solomon wasn't ever Christian, though, so I'm not sure if it even counts for him.

Fair point about the Spartans, though I have a sneaking feeling Leonidas' sacrifice isn't aimed at Big G.
 
Fortunately, there's only so much bad civ Blackbeard can get up to before he sets off Altera's Bad Civ sense and gets annihilated.

Assuming of course, Kara doesn't screw her up too and her good and bad civ senses don't get swapped.
What a nightmare that would be.

As for Jeanne, did the Grail remove her understanding of everything even remotely "evil" when it created Jeanne Alter?
 
Assuming of course, Kara doesn't screw her up too and her good and bad civ senses don't get swapped.
What a nightmare that would be.

As for Jeanne, did the Grail remove her understanding of everything even remotely "evil" when it created Jeanne Alter?
Obviously she was just too innocent to understand the powers of lewdness in the first place.

Jalter must pick up the slack.
 
Assuming of course, Kara doesn't screw her up too and her good and bad civ senses don't get swapped.
What a nightmare that would be.

As for Jeanne, did the Grail remove her understanding of everything even remotely "evil" when it created Jeanne Alter?

It was too busy informing her of the glorious and wonderous invention that is the Rod from God.
 
"...And that is why I need your help, Leonidas."

The warrior king of Sparta nods, his face stony as he thinks. As he watches the corridor as an unflinching sentinel, a full head taller than Roman, the doctor cannot help but feel relief that the first Servant he found was a man with all the wisdom of Greece in his veins, a great man of Sparta who held off the Persians at Thermopylae and unified the city-states with his sacrifice.

Even if the Spartans were horrible people who let children die of exposure, surely Leonidas has some idea about how to manage children? Maybe?? Hopefully???
...It says a lot that this is one of the better options Roman could have chosen.
Roman sighs. He worried as much. "But still, Leonidas, as a father surely you have some insights?" He stops, swallowing his spit - and the pit weighing him down from the bottom of his stomach. "She looks up to you as her shield-senpai."

"...Tell me, Doctor, did you leave her to the elders of your city, who regularly throw children with minor birth defects easily remedied with modern medicine, and who then leave the children who pass on the hill where they might die of exposure?"

For a king of the Spartans, Roman thinks, Leonidas is really critical of them. "Uhm… no, that's crazy."

Leonidas nods sharply. "Then you are already a better father than I."
*opens mouth*
*closes mouth*
You know, Roman deserves this victory.
"Yes! Everyone is so nice here, and Ritsuka and Kana are managing things well! I am more than happy to be here in service of restoring mankind!" Jeanne maintains eye contact with him as she frowns and leans forward more good God she's wearing a sleeveless blouse and a frilly skirt and the buttons are - ARE YOU TESTING ME SATAN.
JEANNE IS EVERYDAY TEST TO EVERY BEING WHO FIND WOMEN ATTRACTIVE!!!
"Huhu… Let he who is full of sin... MOTOR THE FIRST BOAT!"
SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR LICENSE!!!
Jeanne tilts her head. "I don't get it. What's cleavage?"
Jeanne, you precious cinnamon roll, you.
 
Huh, odd to see Blackbeard going for the titty monster instead of the loli.

Almost feels like too refined a form of degeneracy for him...........

Blackbeard is a heathen of proper culture. The size doesn't matter as much as the fact that it's a female that he can perve on.

Also, his huge schoolgirl crush on Drake is also a thing, so it does show that he's more than a degenerate loli-chaser.
 
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