No, Illya really will be someone they find terrifying.Kana: Hey, Bro?
Ritsuka: Yeah?
Kana: Dad was full of shit, wasn't he.
What makes Illya terrifying is that she can get along well with Ruby.
No, Illya really will be someone they find terrifying.Kana: Hey, Bro?
Ritsuka: Yeah?
Kana: Dad was full of shit, wasn't he.
You're image seems broken.Kuro: Yeah, she's kinda of a cinnamon roll, isn't she?
Kana: Wait, who are you?
Kuro: I'm Kuro, Illya's twin sister.
Ritsuka: Wait, dad never said Illya had a sister.
Kuro: Well, after our parents won the Grail War, they wanted Illya to have a normal childhood, so they tried to reset her to be a normal human. They messed up through, and they ended up just sealing her magus half. Took me like a decade to get my own body!
Kuro: Sis is being whiny about it. 'Kuro stop using magic to mess with people' 'Kuro, stop ambushing people to steal their mana' 'Kuro, stop trying to seduce Onii-chan, I'm trying to repress our pseudo-incestuous desires.' Anyways, who are you guys? And who is that dad of yours that mentioned us?
Ritsuka:
Kana: *"This-is-just-like-my-animes" intensifies*
How about now?
Fixed, but I have no idea what they're saying.
.....I just had the strangest mental image of Ritsuka suplexing 4th War Gil.And now I had the image of Gil pulling a Vegeta and complaining about bargain sales of kings. I'm not sure he would though but it was an amusing image.
But it would certainly be an interesting event with many chances for explosions... and this just reminded me of Nobu.
Illya: "Onii-chan's turned into a girl, whyyyyyyyy...?!"
Heracles: *grunt*Illya: "Onii-chan's turned into a girl, whyyyyyyyy...?!"
Ritsuka: "I... think you have the wrong person...?"
Chloe: "Whether a boy or a girl, Onii-chan is Onii-chan, you know~? Plus now we can takes baths together! And sleep together! And no one can complain!
Ilya (mentally): CHLOE, YOU--!
Illya: Wait, when did Tohsaka-san turn into a boy?Illya: "Onii-chan's turned into a girl, whyyyyyyyy...?!"
Ritsuka: "I... think you have the wrong person...?"
Chloe: "Whether a boy or a girl, Onii-chan is Onii-chan, you know~? Plus now we can takes baths together! And sleep together! And no one can complain!
Ilya (mentally): CHLOE, YOU--!
*snort* Goddammit, Kana...:lol
Cu Chulainn crashes through the wall and off the ground, denting it severely but not falling through it, and gets on his feet by punching the ground. He looks like hell, his hair loose and wild and sticky with blood, his left arm gone above the elbow, several massive chunks blown out of his body… Chunks large enough to reach through to his back. It's a miracle that he's still alive, but it would take at least this much to kill him.
Lancer spits Gae Bolg out of his mouth and into his only remaining hand, and tilts his head apologetically at Mashu for all the blood he's sloshing - not dripping, that's not enough - onto the ground. 'Kind of busy,' he continues, still on their link. Mashu sees why; his throat is a mess. 'Stay right here, I almost have this guy!'
The Mother of all fireballs.Only now does Mashu realise that the ball of flame is far closer to Orleans than the sun should be, and only now does she realise that it's centered over the cathedral. Burning bright and painful for any but Servants to gaze upon, a second sun burns to life over Orleans. The monsters below cry out in pain and fear at the sudden light, and beastial instinct drives them all into the air and away from the city. That alone would have brought the city time, a perfect opportunity to recover.
And this, people, is why you always gank the mage first!"She found where Atalanta was and dropped a sun on her," Mashu says dumbly. "She bought us a reprieve."
Cu Chulainn crashes through the wall and off the ground, denting it severely but not falling through it, and gets on his feet by punching the ground. He looks like hell, his hair loose and wild and sticky with blood, his left arm gone above the elbow, several massive chunks blown out of his body… Chunks large enough to reach through to his back. It's a miracle that he's still alive, but it would take at least this much to kill him.
Vlad Tepes, the Impaler, crashes through the still-tumbling debris, his face grim and his spear aimed at Jeanne's face. The Maid looks back with indifference.
He stops short, half his spearhead's length from her face. Through the center of his chest is a red spear, dripping with blood.
It moves, with impossible swiftness for something so large, and crashes into the woods far south of Orleans. It sinks into the earth, vaporising the trees around it instantly and immolating kilometers of woodland around it within seconds. And then it detonates, a powerful shockwave that sends the forest and the earth beneath it churning, and killing its own inferno instantly.
Time drags on for long, speechless seconds after that display. No one could have broken that silence. It was sacred, sanctified by the birth and death of a newborn star.
brb going to ask be be reinstated as mod so I can meow thisOn the bright side, Atalanta, kitties like warm places, don't they?
On the bright side, Atalanta, kitties like warm places, don't they?
FTFY"Wait. Wait wait wait." Saber puts down her teacup and slides it to Archer, who dutifully fills it up. "Caster. You threw a sun at Atalanta."
FTFY
The power of SSHIL.I think you might be exaggerating Cu's Not-Die-Ness here. And I don't actually care.
I meanI think you might be exaggerating Cu's Not-Die-Ness here. And I don't actually care.
Which one?Really, the only things Cu really needs are his head, his heart, his stomach, and Gae Bolg.