[X] Plan Besieged On Two Fronts
When Archer said he would probably be late coming to tonight's team meeting, your thoughts didn't immediately turn to dinner. Dinner, sure, there's no doubt your parents had a wonderful dinner shortly after you saw Archer leaving the mall. You just know your mother well enough by now to guess what dessert was. Your eyes dart to the headphones nestled within the plastic bag you're holding; you sure are glad you decided to pick these up when you did.
You knock on the door to Tomoe-san's apartment. "It's me," you say. Tomoe-san opens the door for you, and you bow before taking your shoes off. "I apologise in advance, but Archer is going to be later than usual."
"Not a problem at all, Akemi-san," Tomoe-san says. "Please, come in."
Kyouko is waiting at the table when you arrive, gorging herself on pastries. Sayaka must envy her, you think as you watch her devour Tomoe-san's snacks. If she tried to eat like Kyouko does, she'd get fat in no time, regardless of how much exercise she gets. Kyouko nods to you as you sit down at the table, and you respond in kind, before asking Tomoe-san "How did you do in your school's sports festival?"
"Not terribly," Tomoe-san replies. "I believe I could have done better, but my classmates were fine taking second place."
"Only second?" Kyouko asks. "How the hell d'ya manage that in a field full of muggles?"
"The class which took first had a disproportionate number of boys who are in the school's various athletic clubs. I did as best as I could, but I'm only one person. I can't control for the biology of my classmates."
Each subsequent knock on the door brings with it more faces that aren't Archer; Hitomi, Nurse Ortensia, Oriko and Kirika; and as each new entrant takes their place at the table, you say to them in turn "I apologise in advance. Archer is going to be later than usual."
Eventually, it reaches a point where Kyouko, eyes rolling, says "Then forget about Redman, Spooky. We don't need him ta tell us what shit we're in; Rider was there too, remember? Or did smooching Pinkie melt all yer remaining brain cells?"
Tomoe-san meets Kyouko's jab with a disapproving look; the rest of the team attempts to move on; only Kirika holds her interest on Kyouko's words. "Oh? What's this?" she asks, leaning in until she's right in your face. "Is my Little Sis finally seeing some action from her girlfriend?" With a "Come on, Oriko, I'm just curious!" Oriko has to reel Kirika in - quite forcefully so - but that doesn't stop her from prying. "So, you want to tell me how far you two have gotten, then? How far are you two thinking of going in the future? How about-?"
"We kissed," you say, matter-of-factly. "Everything else beyond that is between Madoka and myself."
"If we're going to sit around talking about our loves lives, I'm afraid I've got you all beat." Nurse Ortensia says that so obviously; of course she has you all beat. She's an adult. She's been an adult for longer than Oriko and Kirika have been dating, so of course she has more experience than everyone else. Actually, do you know how old Nurse Ortensia really is? You know she's Oriko's older cousin, but do you actually know by how much older she is? "So we can either get back to business, or I can regale you all about the time I let the avatar of All The World's Evils have his way with me." Hitomi coughs into her hand, her cheeks flushed and her eyes looking anywhere but in Nurse Ortensia's direction. But Nurse Ortensia's boast does its job, creating enough awkwardness that everyone else settles down.
Since Kyouko is the most eager to get things moving, you allow her to have Rider speak first. He gives his account of what happened that afternoon with Archer and Tohsaka-san; the ancient church that left Archer and Tohsaka-san feeling spooked, the underground workshop lined with ancient tomes and equipment for distilling Grief, and the chamber set up to siphon Grief from the Seed of Walpurgisnacht. He speaks of the witch - likely a familiar herself, based on his description - and the encounter with her and her familiars.
"I had been wondering what we were dealing with regarding those fake witches," Oriko says as Rider concludes his account. "I thought there might be any number of reasons as to why fake witches were all originating from Walpurgisnacht's Grief Seed, but I don't think I would have guessed that..." As Oriko muses, the words "A witch..." escape her lips. "What does that mean for us?"
"It means you're in for a rough time," Nurse Ortensia says. "That kind of witch - the real kind, not the wraiths and familiars you girls have been dealing with - are dangerous. You'd only want to pick a fight with one if you had an irreconcilable desire to meet a painful end."
"It's not just a matter of these fake witches appearing as a consequence of something we've done anymore. We're facing enemies on multiple fronts, then," you say. "The Pleiades Saints from Asunaro, and now this witch right in our own backyard."
"Well, what if we were to tell the Pleiades Saints about what we've found?" Tomoe-san suggests. "Perhaps we could enlist their aid in defeating this witch, since they're so concerned about the damage the fake witches have done to Asunaro."
"Fat chance," Kyouko says. "Even if we ain't the ones responsible, there ain't a chance they'd work with us. At least, not as long as we're working with Big White and Crazy; and I know I ain't working with them as long as that pink bitch is on their side. Getting real fucking sick of always seeing her ugly mug."
"And I don't want to work with that monocle-wearing bitch either," Kirika adds. "She hurt Oriko."
"Whether we want to work with them or not, we need to be willing to address how our actions last night are going to be treated by them," you say. "I doubt the Saints will want to remain on the offensive forever, so we should be prepared for another major offensive move from them soon." It's doubtful, but you won't exclude the possibility that that offensive will be tonight. "It would be a good idea for us to set up a watch - possibly a role Archer could fill once he arrives - and maybe asking Caster for some additional defenses wouldn't be a bad idea either." Speaking of Caster.. You turn to Tomoe-san, Oriko and Nurse Ortensia, asking the three of them "How are our servants coming along with base construction?"
"Assassin apparently threw a temper tantrum after Archer told her her sister had been summoned as a servant," Nurse Ortensia says.
Oriko, unfortunately, has the task of corroborating Nurse Ortensia's story. "Lancer pulled her off before she could do any real damage," she says."But it would probably be a good idea for them to spend a little extra time reinforcing the foundations, just in case she disrupted something."
"Caster also had some words of wisdom for Archer when they spoke," Tomoe-san adds. "I hope he will have taken Caster's words into account when he went down into the witch's workshop."
"Sorry I'm late." Speak of the devil, and he shall appear. "I got held up in traffic. Boy, it is rough out there, let me tell you." You give Archer a look, and Kirika opens her mouth, presumably to make some comment about what he was really doing that kept him busy, but she stops. Whether it's because he knows where she works now and could easily reveal her secret to Oriko or anyone else, or because she sees the look Nurse Ortensia is giving her and doesn't want to tempt Fate by speaking up, you won't try to guess. "Anyway, hopefully Rider's already given you girls an account of what happened earlier this afternoon, because I've got a few things I need to add to that."
"Yeah, I already gave them the gist of things," Rider says. "You figure something else out?"
"I did," Archer says. "Inside the workshop there was a map framed on one of the walls of a little town called Marien Flus. I did a search of the name, and that brought me to the small Pomeranian village of Marienfließ, founded in 1228, the same year that my structural analysis was able to pick up any history for the church."
Kyouko raises her hand, asking "So, like, ain't a Pomeranian a kind of dog?"
"Yes," Archer says, to much snickering from Kyouko and Kirika, until he adds "But before that, Pomerania was the name for an historic region south of the Baltic Sea, located in what is now Germany and Poland. Marienfließ, currently known by the name Marianowo, falls on the Polish side of the border, which is important to note because my structural analysis was identifying the church as being from a Polish village."
"So, where's this all leading?" Kyouko asks. "So we know the witch is Polish; don't that mean she's real stupid? Ain't that how the jokes always go?"
"It's leading to, I have a pretty good idea of the witch's actual identity," Archer says. "My structural analysis for the church stopped reading any history in 1620, and in 1620 a woman who was living in the church at that time was accused of, tried, and executed for witchcraft. Her name was Sidonia von Borchk, and given the evidence I have reason to believe that she is our witch."
This time, it is Tomoe-san who raises her hand to ask a question. "Assuming you're correct, I have two questions," she says. "First, assuming your guess is accurate, wouldn't that make this witch at least four hundred years old? How is that possible?"
"Witches, once they reach adulthood, are practically immortal, and they don't age either," Archer says. "Can I assume your second question has to do with how she's still alive, despite allegedly having been executed?" Tomoe-san nods. "There are three possibilities that stand out to me. The first is that Sidonia never actually died. This is the least likely, since her trial was highly documented and her execution was public. It wouldn't be impossible for her to fake her own death, but unless the entire court and her executioner were in on it, it would be incredibly difficult under the circumstances. The second possibility is that she came back to life, somehow. I don't know the full extent of her abilities as a witch, so it's not impossible that she's versed in a brand of magecraft that would allow her to call her soul back to her body after her death but before her soul returned to the World."
Archer grows quiet as everyone waits for him to give his third possibility. In your heart you're already dreading it. "The third possibility is that she's a servant. I don't know who would have summoned her or who is now pulling her strings, but it's possible that we're dealing with a rogue Caster servant just as much as it's possible for her to still be alive."
"Is it possible that she's the Saints' Caster?" Oriko asks. "I don't believe we've met or heard them talk about their Caster servant yet; is it possible?"
"It's possible, but she would have to have gone rogue quite some time ago if she were their Caster," you say. "Especially since she's the one responsible for the fake witch infestation the Saints have blamed us for. I doubt they'd be so easily fooled by the Incubator if the servant responsible were one of their own."
"Well, regardless of how she's here now, what do we know about her?" Tomoe-san asks. "She can make and control familiars made from Grief, but aside from that we're rather quite in the dark about her abilities, aren't we?"
"She's getting better at that, actually," Archer says. "That clone she made was really intricate, and her control over it was incredible. She's also able to make smaller familiars, and not just the massive ones we've been fighting. I don't know if that's also a sign of her improvement, or if she's just been experimenting with more varied familiars, but it's something." Archer turns to Oriko and Nurse Ortensia, adding for them "She was also working on something else that I saw. It was a shard of metal surrounded by magic arrays on all sides. It had some of the Old Runes inscribed on it, but I was only able to make out four of them, since the rest were illegible."
Borrowing a pen and a piece of paper, Archer sketches out the metal shard he found, a trapezoidal shape inscribed with the runes Dagaz, Ansuz, Isa, and Nauthiz. Archer passes the scrap of paper over to Oriko and Nurse Ortensia. "Could you make sure Lancer and Assassin see this? I'd like to know if they have any clue what this could be part of. If it helps, it was black on one side, and I think it was supposed to be silver on the other, but the metal was too tarnished to really tell for sure."
Oriko nods, reaching for the scrap of paper as she says "Yes, we'll make sure Lancer and Assassin see this."
[ ] Is there anything else you want to discuss? (write-in)
Regarding the Pleiades Saints, do you
[ ] Go on the offensive; go out actively looking for a fight
[ ] Go on the defensive; shore up and wait for them to come
[ ] Wat do?