It's impoitant to know this.

And behold

Anyone remember Disney's treatment for Star Blazers?
Basically the Dirty Dozen in space after digging up are refitting Ari...

And here's a blast from a previous post...oddly ironic now...






And yes, there is a Saratoga in there as well...I'll take a pic of it when I remember where I set the book at...

Wow. I didn't know the author of Girl Genius had published anything else.

From his old Xxxenophile series...even had a card game based on it and everything...
 
I remember those! So damn cool. :D

Though the fact J, Wiskey, and Mo are members of the Arizona-class of space battleships makes me extra happy for some reason. (Sorry Iowa)

Oops, Wiskey isn't present, but Wash is...

Is Kentucky anywhere?

Alas, the only other ships listed in the book are:
Saratoga

Ranger
Independence
Kitty Hawk
Constellation
Polarstar
 
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So, when one becomes a Space Battleship...they pack on at least 50 pounds of muscle and can nuke small countries by flexing really hard, sound about right? AKA, they can do this:
 
So this got me thinking: Since Wargaming and Azur Lane are doing a collaboration (World of Warships & Azur Lane Collab Details | World of Warships) with special voiced commanders, it would highly be likely that in-universe version of Wargaming won't miss the opportunity to collaborate with shipgirls in something similar.

New premium ships with their respective shipgirls as captains. And wouldn't it be hilarious if the said ships have unique voice lines whenever a specific ship is in your team or the enemy team?

Just imagine:
-a pissing contest between a Musashi and New Jersey whenever they shoot each other
-a premium Yuudachi that has its ship horns completely replaced by POI and has no distance restriction to be heard
-a Kongo set on fire in 4 places shouting BURNING LOVE
-Russian DDs shouting "RUSH B! Davai!" whenever you activate speed boost
-Boxes of Donuts randomly found on the deck of the Arizona
-actual shipgirls roaming on their ship hulls like how Steven Segal did on Missouri

 
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Arizona: Anchors, aweigh, my boys!
Anchors aweigh! Farewell to college joys,
We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay
Through our last night ashore,
Drink to the foam! Until we meet once more,
Here's wishing you a happy voyage home!


Texas: First to fight for the right
And to build the nation's might,
And the army goes rolling along!
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle's won
And the Army goes rolling along!

Johnston, Hoel, Heerman: Then it's Hi Hi Hey!
The Army's on its way!
Count off the cadence loud and strong! Two! Three!
For where e'er we go, you will always know,
That the Army goes rolling along!


White Plains: Here's a toast to the host of those
Who love the vastness of the sky!
To a friend we send a message of his brother men who fly!
We drink to those who gave their all of old,
Then down we roar to score the rainbows pot of gold.
A toast to the host of the men we boast in the US Air Force!

Akron: So, Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, give'em the gun!
Down we dive, spouting a flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame, or go down in flames!
Nothing can stop the US Air Force!


Jersey: From the halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our countries ba-a-tles,
On the air, on land, and sea!
First we fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean!
We are proud to claim the ti-i-tle,
Of United States Marines!

Pennsylvania: Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.


Sammy B: From North and South and East and West,
The Coast Guard's in the fight!
Sinking subs and landing troops,
The Axis feels our might.
For we're the first invaders,
On every fighting field.
Afloat, Ashore, on men and SPARS,
You'll find the Coast Guard shield!

Walker: We're always ready for the call!
We place our trust in Thee!
Through howling gale and shot and shell,
To win our victory!
Semper Paratus is our guide,
Our pledge and motto, too!
We're always ready do or die!
Aye! Coast Guard, we're for you!


Saratoga: Blue of the seven seas!
Gold of God's great sun!
Let these our colors be till all of time be done!
By Severn shore we learn Navy's stern call,
Faith, Courage, Service true,
With honor, honor over all!



Happy Armed Forces Day!

Edit: realized I had slighted the USMC a verse. Research before writing...
 
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Is this an actual song and if so where can I find it?

Ari's verse is from "Anchor's Aweigh"
Texas and the Taffy DDs is from "The Army Goes Rolling Along"
White and Akron's verses are from "The US Air Force Song" also called "Wild Blue Yonder"
Pennsy and Jersey have the "Marine Hymn"
Sammy B and Walker have a verse and the chorus from "Semper Paratus"
Saratoga's verse is also from "Anchors Aweigh"
 
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Even if you live in the Carolinas, please consider donating directly. Showboat is in nowhere near as bad of condition as Texas, but her caretakers need the money for lots of preventative maintenance to keep her in good condition, and for the repairs she needs to keep her safely afloat.
 
Or, better idea, let Ari's memorial do it's own fundraising. Not to be callous, but I doubt it needs help. It's much better-known, especially outside of naval history buff circles, and I strongly doubt that they need funds diverted from North Carolina.
 
I did support Showboat...and for some screwy reason, the NPR service only takes check donations for Ari's Memorial...
 
Legends: Chapter 3
The entrance into New York was tricky for a ship of Queen Mary's size. The liner had made this trip over 200 times before and she had done it nearly every week for over half the year for the last decade. And each time, the trickiest part was squeezing underneath the Verezono Bridge. Once under the pilot gave the commands to utilize Mary's bow thrusters and in conjunction with her azipods, they gave the 100,000 ton ship the ability to turn on a pinhead.

Once safely in her berth after another successful voyage without an Abyssal shoving a torpedo up her ass, Mary returned to the passenger decks and managed to pull aside Tegran before the latter disembarked.

"How long do you think you're gonna be in the states for?" She asked.

"No idea. My orders only said to report in at Lakehurst. Admiral Carraway will give me further instructions there." Tegran replied.

"You've had a little bit of time to think about what we talked about earlier. So before you go, I'd like to know what you're thoughts are so far." Mary said.

Tegran sighed. "I don't know Mary. The Abyssals are a threat to everyone, kanmusu and human. They've sunk both girls and warships. How would one more, and a civilian ship at that, make any difference at all? I'm as slow as a standard at best, and half the armor of a tin can with absolutely no weapons."

"No but you're fairies have compiled the notes for all the applicable weapons over the years." Mary said. "All you need to do is increase your appetite a bit and..."

"I eat enough as it is thank you." Tegran sniffed.

The average human consumed about 2500-3000calories a day. Tegran was a little higher than that, eating about 6000. She supposed she was fortunate that she was in America now. In Britain, it was difficult to explain away her large appetite but at least here, in the land of fast food and obesity, she'd fit in more.

Mary shrugged. "It was just a suggestion." She huffed. "But how is your rigging? 6000 calories is barely enough for upkeep."

Tegran had discovered very early on that being a kanmusu meant a vast increase in stomach space. But in order to keep up appearances she had cut her diet into a fraction of what it should be. She'd gotten used to the constant hunger pangs and her chiefs continuous rants long ago. Her crew had learned to make due with what she gave them. "It's far from sparkling clean but my crew keeps things from falling apart."

"That's about the best we can do." huffed her Chief Engineer.

Tegran ignored him as she had done for the past 100 years. It was mere habit to her now and he hated her for it, not that she gave a shit.

Mary tsked. "I wonder what Nomadic would have to say about that." She said.

"You haven't told her about me have you?" Tegran hissed.

"Keep your props feathered Tegran. I haven't told anyone. I'm literally only the third person in the world who knows your true identity." Mary answered, the other two being the Chairman of Cunard and the Queen herself.

Tegran sighed. "Do not tease me like that." She scolded.

"But you're so fun to tease!" Mary pouted.

Tegran rolled her eyes. "Sometimes I think you just pick on me because I'm White Star."

"Tegran, it's beneath you to suggest that a grand ship such as moi would ever stoop so low as that!" Mary gasped, holding a hand to her chest dramatically. "You forget, I am White Star as well. It is my heritage, of which I am most proud and..."

She broke off as she saw Tegran smirk, a small half smile that was a telling as it was subtle. "Oh you're good." Mary said, chucking a finger at her. "Until next time then?" She asked.

"Until next time." Tegran smiled. "I'll let you know what I decide when I decide it."

"Just don't take too long. This is not a choice that time is favorable to."

"It has been for the last 100 years."

"We weren't at war with demons from the Abyss." Mary pointed out.

"Touche." Tegran chuckled and gave Mary a hug. "Safe journeys until I return." She said.

"If I hear you've been sunk, I'll go to the spot and bring you back as a kanmusu myself so I can punch you in the face for being so stupid!"

Mary's eyes widened. "I promise to be a good and dilligent lady." She promised.

"You better be. You're my successor, the last ocean liner."

"Ah, I'm not the last." Mary reminded her.


Tegran nodded, thinking of Mary's older and more esteemed fleetmate plying the Pacific. "You're the only liner in these waters, the waters that our ancestors traveled from old world to new for centuries."

"I see your point Tegran." Mary said.

"All ashore who's going ashore!" came the familiar and very old cry.

"You better go." Mary told her. "Oh and Tegran! When you get tired of Yankland call me up. I can give you a taste of Britain to relieve the insanity that is the American kanmusu."

Tegran chuckled. "I might take you up on that." She said. "Goodbye Mary."

She stood on the dock, waving as many well wishers beside her did, her eyes on the Queen Mary 2, ship and girl, as they left New York behind and sailed over the horizon.
 
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Legends: Chapter 3
The entrance into New York was tricky for a ship of Queen Mary's size. The liner had made this trip over 200 times before and she had done it nearly every week for over half the year for the last decade. And each time, the trickiest part was squeezing underneath the Verezono Bridge. Once under the pilot gave the commands to utilize Mary's bow thrusters and in conjunction with her azipods, they gave the 100,000 ton ship the ability to turn on a pinhead.

Once safely in her berth after another successful voyage without an Abyssal shoving a torpedo up her ass, Mary returned to the passenger decks and managed to pull aside Tegran before the latter disembarked.

"How long do you think you're gonna be in the states for?" She asked.

"No idea. My orders only said to report in at Lakehurst. Admiral Carraway will give me further instructions there." Tegran replied.

"You've had a little bit of time to think about what we talked about earlier. So before you go, I'd like to know what you're thoughts are so far." Mary said.

Tegran sighed. "I don't know Mary. The Abyssals are a threat to everyone, kanmusu and human. They've sunk both girls and warships. How would one more, and a civilian ship at that, make any difference at all? I'm as slow as a standard at best, and half the armor of a tin can with absolutely no weapons."

"No but you're fairies have compiled the notes for all the applicable weapons over the years." Mary said. "All you need to do is increase your appetite a bit and..."

"I eat enough as it is thank you." Tegran sniffed.

The average human consumed about 2500-3000calories a day. Tegran was a little higher than that, eating about 6000. She supposed she was fortunate that she was in America now. In Britain, it was difficult to explain away her large appetite but at least here, in the land of fast food and obesity, she'd fit in more.

Mary shrugged. "It was just a suggestion." She huffed. "But how is your rigging? 6000 calories is barely enough for upkeep."

Tegran had discovered very early on that being a kanmusu meant a vast increase in stomach space. But in order to keep up appearances she had cut her diet into a fraction of what it should be. She'd gotten used to the constant hunger pangs and her chiefs continuous rants long ago. Her crew had learned to make due with what she gave them. "It's far from sparkling clean but my crew keeps things from falling apart."

"That's about the best we can do." huffed her Chief Engineer.

Tegran ignored him as she had done for the past 100 years. It was mere habit to her now and he hated her for it, not that she gave a shit.

Mary tsked. "I wonder what Nomadic would have to say about that." She said.

"You haven't told her about me have you?" Tegran hissed.

"Keep your props feathered Tegran. I haven't told anyone. I'm literally only the third person in the world who knows your true identity." Mary answered, the other two being the Chairman of Cunard and the Queen herself.

Tegran sighed. "Do not tease me like that." She scolded.

"But you're so fun to tease!" Mary pouted.

Tegran rolled her eyes. "Sometimes I think you just pick on me because I'm White Star."

"Tegran, it's beneath you to suggest that a grand ship such as moi would ever stoop so low as that!" Mary gasped, holding a hand to her chest dramatically. "You forget, I am White Star as well. It is my heritage, of which I am most proud and..."

She broke off as she saw Tegran smirk, a small half smile that was a telling as it was subtle. "Oh you're good." Mary said, chucking a finger at her. "Until next time then?" She asked.

"Until next time." Tegran smiled. "I'll let you know what I decide when I decide it."

"Just don't take too long. This is not a choice that time is favorable to."

"It has been for the last 100 years."

"We weren't at war with demons from the Abyss." Mary pointed out.

"Touche." Tegran chuckled and gave Mary a hug. "Safe journeys until I return." She said.

"If I hear you've been sunk, I'll go to the spot and bring you back as a kanmusu myself so I can punch you in the face for being so stupid!"

Mary's eyes widened. "I promise to be a good and dilligent lady." She promised.

"You better be. You're my successor, the last ocean liner."

"Ah, I'm not the last." Mary reminded her.

Tegran nodded, thinking of Mary's older and more esteemed fleetmate plying the Pacific. "You're the only liner in these waters, the waters that our ancestors traveled from old world to new for centuries."

"I see your point Tegran." Mary said.

"All ashore who's going ashore!" came the familiar and very old cry.

"You better go." Mary told her. "Oh and Tegran! When you get tired of Yankland call me up. I can give you a taste of Britain to relieve the insanity that is the American kanmusu."

Tegran chuckled. "I might take you up on that." She said. "Goodbye Mary."

She stood on the dock, waving as many well wishers beside her did, her eyes on the Queen Mary 2, ship and girl, as they left New York behind and sailed over the horizon.


Great update! Should be interesting, mixing Titanic with the Zoomies!
 
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