Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
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Akashi: "Sit down."
Ari: "But I-"
Akashi: "Sit. Down."
Ari: "
..Yes Ma'am.""The other option was slipping it on Ari while she's under and undergoing refit, but we're not that crazy. We're still considering the wookie costume for her."
- Location
- Somewhere in Southern Flipland
Well crap. Now every single time I read Prude Rage there will be Wookie noises.
Nicholas
No longer teaching battlethings on a battleship
- Location
- Ashore again
- Pronouns
- He/Him
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Less 'prude rage' and more 'Ari before her morning coffee'. She's... not a morning person. Takes a while for those Standard boilers to build up to working pressure.
Pennsy wins the most wookielike bed hair tho.
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
Akashi, thine word is law. Obey the wrench wench.Akashi: "Sit down."
Ari: "But I-"
Akashi: "Sit. Down."
Ari: "
I imagine that to be the case with most battleships and carriers. XD
Ari probably ins't much better, Pennsy's is undoubtedly the winner. Though on the plus side, that mess ends up being very fluffy.Pennsy wins the most wookielike bed hair tho.
I now envision Pennsy being in a rush one morning and is unable to sort her hair out. This results in her being accosted by every destroyer she runs into wanting to play with fluffy hair.
After the third such occurrence, she grumbles in irritation but gives in. She is then seen walking around Sasebo with Inazuma and Ikazuchi on her shoulders, and Akatsuki and Hibiki following behind her.
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
Eventually a study is formed to compare the fluffyness of battleship bed hair.
The end results are inconclusive and more fluffing is required.
It's more "No Fleet CVs", since we do have White Plains in story.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
- Location
- In here, not out there.
We need Gambier Floof. She would be daughteru supreme!
- Location
- Canada
Thing is though, would be be lolli like WP or is JMPer gonna retcon WP to be more like Gamby?
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
- Location
- In here, not out there.
It doesn't have to be either or. One could be loli, one Floof.
Richardson: "As far as I'm concerned, Mutsu has the best bed hair."
Hiei: "That's 'just finished hours of high intensity docking practice' hair, different thing entirely. There's charts and everything."
Richardson: "Still best hair."
Mutsu, meanwhile, is very much looking elsewhere and more than a little red.
How catastrophic / hilarious would it be to set up an adequately large Van De Graaff generator on a shipgirl base? Enough floof to make doorways problematic?
x 1000. . . could have been worse. Zardoz never became a cult movie, at least. The Slave Leia outfit still covers more than the Sean Connery 'outfit'.
Crap. I just gave Mutsu, Jintsuu and Hiei (and possibly Kongou) ideas haven't I?
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- Location
- Nowhere
Richardson: Get Goto on the line now! We had better--Richardson: "As far as I'm concerned, Mutsu has the best bed hair."
Hiei: "That's 'just finished hours of high intensity docking practice' hair, different thing entirely. There's charts and everything."
Richardson: "Still best hair."
Mutsu, meanwhile, is very much looking elsewhere and more than a little red.
How catastrophic / hilarious would it be to set up an adequately large Van De Graaff generator on a shipgirl base? Enough floof to make doorways problematic?
. . . could have been worse. Zardoz never became a cult movie, at least. The Slave Leia outfit still covers more than the Sean Connery 'outfit'.
Crap. I just gave Mutsu, Jintsuu and Hiei (and possibly Kongou) ideas haven't I?
Mutsu: Too late, he called just now. And he is Not Happy.
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- Location
- USA
Naval news everyone, the US Navy is reactivating the Second Fleet. Discuss. (Assuming that isnt provoking a derail)
baofengyu
moonfaced assassin of joy
- Location
- Pain Amplifier
And USS St. Lo...but only mentioned. I would suspect she is on the east/gulf coast running ASW along with Akron, Macon, and the Ks...
ijnfleetadmiral
CinC Rengo Kanmusutai
- Location
- Admiral's Bridge, HIJMS Kongo
Blushing Mutsu is adorable Mutsu.
*Thinks of Kongo, Hiei, and Mutsu in Slave Leia outfits; vacant smile comes over face and happy little sigh emerges.*The Slave Leia outfit still covers more than the Sean Connery 'outfit'. Crap. I just gave Mutsu, Jintsuu and Hiei (and possibly Kongou) ideas haven't I?
Sandy River DL
(Verified Destroyer Leader)
- Location
- Lake Michigan
- Pronouns
- Her/She
*pictures Nagato in said outfit* Eh, honestly not much of a change.Blushing Mutsu is adorable Mutsu.
*Thinks of Kongo, Hiei, and Mutsu in Slave Leia outfits; vacant smile comes over face and happy little sigh emerges.*
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
Lewd. So very lewd.
But I approve.
I think it would be incredibly hilarious. Especially with the destroyers or anyone with sufficiently long hair.How catastrophic / hilarious would it be to set up an adequately large Van De Graaff generator on a shipgirl base? Enough floof to make doorways problematic?
. . .
Nagato~ Where are you~?
Oh, absolutely.. . . could have been worse. Zardoz never became a cult movie, at least. The Slave Leia outfit still covers more than the Sean Connery 'outfit'.
Crap. I just gave Mutsu, Jintsuu and Hiei (and possibly Kongou) ideas haven't I?
Richardson: ...On the plus side, this won't be the strangest thing they've made me wear.
... in public? I don't want to know.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
So which one was it? The schoolgirl outfit or when she asked you to wear the Godzilla costume while she had cardboard Tokyo buildings positioned on her?
Sandy River DL
(Verified Destroyer Leader)
- Location
- Lake Michigan
- Pronouns
- Her/She
All the yes. Now, where to get a big enough Van De Graaff generator and where to hide it...