I can just picture it now...

*Sammy B. is escorting a convoy when Abyssals show up; they see her aiming her guns and one of them giggles as if to say, 'seriously?'*
Sammy: *Eyes start glowing and a demented grin comes over her face* Come here, little Abyssals...Sammy wants to...play.
*Abyssals start looking distinctly nervous*
Sammy: *Grinning* Time to bleed for Lord Khorne!
*Much violence ensues*
:rofl:

Watching from a distance:

Shinano: curled up in a ball, being cradled by Arizona.
Arizona: holding Shinano, back turned unable to watch.
Taffies: (quiet, peeking out from behind Jersey)
Jersey: I...had no idea...(fights back urge to turn around)
Kongou: (Not watching, wincing at the sound) I am so glad I took her down at a safe distance...
Pennsy: Yeah! Good job, Sammy! Tear the spine out of that one! (Notices Ari looking at her) What? Kids need to be encouraged in their sports....
 
I dispute this one. After all, be it necessity or no, they were as much in RIP AND TEAR mode as Sammy B. was at Samar.

Agreed, the Taffies are not cowering, they cheer from the sidelines.


Under normal circumstances (regular attack against a convoy) I would agree. In fact Sammy would be the last of the four to engage because DEs are more even tempered than destroyers. But normal circumstances weren't what the scenario presented (Sammy as the kill-crazed, semi-demonic acolyte of a hell-god from another game) , so responses were not normal, except from the actual crazy person.
 
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A coffee shop outside Sasebo Naval Base

Shinano is sitting at a table drinking a root beer float and Sammy is sipping a cup of hot tea, eyes scanning the crowd.
A group of guys at the back of the room who have apparently had more than coffee start talking loud.
One of them gets up and walks toward Shinano.
Drunk 1: Hey, baby...
Sammy very smoothly rises from her chair and pretends to move toward the bar, "accidentally" tripping and spilling her drink on the guy's shirt.
Sammy: Oh I am so sorry, sir. Let me help you.
Drunk 1: Just back off, you stupid little..
Sammy: The bathroom is right behind you, sir.
Drunk 1: yeah (heads toward bathroom)
Sammy: OK, Shinny, time to go. This is the wrong place to have a fight.
Shinano: But he's leaving...can't we stay?
Sammy: Negative. Drunks are notoriously unreasonable.
Shinano and Sammy head towards the door when one of the guys notices them.
Drunk 2: Hey! She's leaving! Guess you aren't her type after all! Hahaha!
Drunk 1: Come back here! I haven't got to...
Sammy: Time for plan B. (Throws a smoke grenade to the middle of the room)
Move it, Shinano! Emergency flank!
 

Actual footage of Admiral Corgi fleeing the scene, courtesy of Minion. Unfortunately Minion was not faster than smoll dog and got caught by Hiei, who was in hot pursuit.

Sorry Minion but I wanna live! I might not be faster than Hiei in a straight line but I can sure as hell zigzag until I can come across some other poor sap. After that I don't have to be faster than her, I just have to be faster than the poor sap I meet. And that sap is you. No hard feelings!

Is it just me or is Minion slowly becoming the Spear-counterpart to Gale? How much more suffering does Minion have to experience to reach Gale-level?
 
How much more suffering does Minion have to experience to reach Gale-level?

I'm not sure the universe will allow anyone else to suffer as much as Warrant Officer Gale. Nope, when you get the good luck of having such an amazingly awesome significant other as Washington, balance must be restored.

 
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Second Chances, Pt 2



King's Bay Fleet Support Base



Captain Hunter Nash looked the base over as he drove along. It had been rebuilt since it was destroyed during the Blood Week, the beginning of the Abyssal War. No longer was it a submarine base. What little the abyssals hadn't destroyed had been leveled by the Navy as they tried to determine what to do with it. It had been reopened as a supply base about three months before America got back her first shipgirl, USS New Jersey. The navy had seen fit to assign him to command the base as well. They considered it only right, as he had been one of the few survivors.

Nash was snapped out of his own thoughts when USS Young walked right out in front of his car. He slammed on his brakes as she continued talking to her sister Clemson destroyers, Nicholas and S.P. Lee.

"Oh, I know, Commander Essex is so awesome! I'm not surprised she killed the Hittites!" Young turned and saw Nash's car one foot away from her.

"Hi, Commodore Nash" said the little brunette as she waved at him and kept on walking.

"It wasn't the Hittites", said Nicki, "It was Hitler, she killed Hitler."

"No, no, no", said Lee, "Essex didn't kill Hitler or the Hittites. It was a U-Boat princess that looked like a high ranking Nazi, like Hitler."

"Oh…." Said Young, "and what about the torpedo boats? The army turned the Abyssals into good guys? I didn't think they were that smart…"

"Well, it wasn't the regular army," said S.P. Lee, "it was special army people called Green Berets…."

As the girls crossed the street, the conversation faded. Nash didn't know what they were talking about, but when it came to destroyers, it was often best not to ask. A few minutes later, as he pulled into his parking spot, the destroyers passed by on the sidewalk, having been joined by Woodbury and Fuller.

This time they were marching and singing, "…from the sky. Fearless men, who jump and die. Men who mean, just what they say…."

Nash entered the building and was promptly greeted by USS Chauncey, who snapped to attention.

"Good morning, Commodore."

"Good morning, Chauncey. All the girls seem to be," he didn't want to say 'crazy', "very chipper today."

"Yes, sir, I just wanted to stop in and say it's been an honor to serve with you, Sir."

"Well, thank you, Chauncey, have a good day."

He had barely gotten the words out before the destroyer ran down the hall, shouting, "I want to be an Airborne Ranger! I want to live a life of danger!"

Captain Nash walked into his office and his Command Master Chief and Chief of Operations both snapped to attention.

"Good Morning, Sir!"

"At ease, Commander, Master Chief. Good morning. Oh, Essex, I hear congratulations are in order."

"Sir?", the redheaded frigate looked genuinely confused.

"I understand that you killed the U-Boat Princess, who was also Hitler, and possibly a Hittite.", Nash said, smiling.

Master Chief Essa giggled and covered her mouth.

"Don't you dare laugh, Essa! You did this! You know how impressionable those destroyers can be and then you go and tell them about some crazy dream you had!" said Essex.

"I didn't tell them", said, Essa, "I told S.P. Lee."

"In which case, you might as well have announced it over the PA." Essex turned to Nash. "Sir, all the destroyers have put in requests to transfer to the army so they can attend Special Forces training."

"Well, Essex, I guess that explains why they are running around singing Army songs.", said Nash. "And, I suppose a destroyer squadron of special operators could have possibilities."

Essex looked shocked. Nash laughed.

"Don't worry Essex. I'm sure they will find something else to latch onto soon enough."

"Yes, Sir. I suppose that's true"

Essa spoke up, "Essex, the only reason they really liked that dream, is because they love you. You're the one they look up to."

Essex gave a grin to the sloop-of-war, "Thanks. I guess maybe I worry too much about them sometimes." She looked at Nash, "I suppose it could be worse, Commodore. They could be singing Air Force songs."

Out in the hallway, USS Delphy walked by, "…we live in fame, or go down in flames; nothing can stop the Army Air Corps!"

Essa broke down laughing, Essex planted her face in her hands, and Captain Hunter Nash reminded himself to open one of the bottles of whiskey Rear Admiral Richardson had sent him after Essex had been summoned.
 
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"Ooh, that looks like it hurt." Hiei winced as she watched the combat footage Shigure had sent her from the most recent patrol.

The Abyssal forces Shigure and company had encountered hadn't been anything special. Rather, they'd been spectacularly underwhelming so far as Hiei had observed from the footage. But they were still putting up a fight. That had led to Takao taking a shot to the face and giving a very painful showing of why the heavy cruiser had come home sporting a broken nose. Those were never any fun to deal with.

It was pretty easy to imagine the Abyssal laughing mockingly even as it died under a hail of 8 inch fire.

Still, the destroyer had felt something strange in that engagement. Something strange enough to request as many eyes on it as she could get even beyond the usual ones provided by the research and analysis teams.

Sailors tended to be the suspicious sort. Often with very good reason. So Hiei was more than willing to add an extra set.

A knock on the door pulled her attention away from the screen.

"Come in!" she hollered while pausing the video and taking her feet off the desk. Some level of professionalism had to be maintained.

The door opened and her eyes widened.

Well, this was a surprise.

"Pardon the intrusion." Pennsylvania's voice was slightly strained and Hiei could tell she was not likely here to invite her along to an ice cream social. At least not of her own free will.

"Consider it pardoned." Hiei grinned before gesturing to one of the chairs. Her office space wasn't all that big, but there was room enough for her to work and entertain a guest or two. Well, when she was actually in her office. "Come on, take a load off. What can I do for you?"

She gave a little mental cheer when Pennsylvania hesitated, but ultimately took the offered seat.

"So, what's up?"

"I'd like to ask how Ari is doing."

Hiei blinked.

"Akashi wouldn't tell you?" she queried. That was odd.

"She kicked me out of the docks. Claimed I was in the way and being a nuisance." Pennsylvania huffed and crossed her arms. "I was no such thing. I was waiting patiently well out of her way and of her helpers. The moment she laid eyes upon me, she gave me the boot. Almost literally."

Hiei let out a snort of laughter, but managed to reign herself in when she saw Pennsylvania's gaze narrow irritably. It was a hilarious image. To her at least. ...And probably anyone who wasn't the red haired standard sitting across from her.

"You find it funny?" Pennsylvania's voice was edged with heated ire.

"Well, kinda. Ever heard the stories of Ooyodo? The One True Lord of Logistics?" There was the understatement of the year. At Pennsy's slow nod, she smirked. "Akashi's kinda the same when it comes to repairs and refits, just more mobile and not reliant on coffee."

"I will keep that in mind..." She winced before returning to a more serious demeanor. "Do you know anything?"

Hiei folded her hands behind her head and leaned back.

"Ari's doing fine. It's just taking so long because of the torpedoes. Whatever you want to say about their doctrine, they're a pain in the ass to deal with. Never even had the chance to think about using them in the first place." She snorted. "I sure don't miss having them. That's for sure."

Pennsylvania released an audible breath.

"That is good to know." Her glimmer of relief turned into an expression of resigned irritation. Something Hiei was fairly certain was the battleship's most frequently used look by now. That and roaring fury.

"I'll have to suffer that as well, won't I."

"It's easier to count the battleships that don't. So, yeah. Unfortunately since you came back stock, you're stuck."

Pennsylvania turned away and let out a curse.

Hiei could see where Pennsylvania was coming from. She hadn't been pleased to discover her refit had taken so much longer thanks to those things. That was a lot of time lost. Heck, she was absolutely positive there wasn't a battleship around that was pleased about being in that situation.

After some time to let Pennsylvania vent and finally cool off, she leaned forward to lock eyes with the standard. Such vicious, red eyes. So very different from the others she'd seen.

"So, what's on your mind?"

There was hardly any reason for Pennsy to entertain small talk with her after getting what she wanted. Not unless there was something larger on her mind. Something that went outside what counted as the norm for her.

"With the Admiral and Lieutenant Commander unavailable at the moment, you seemed to be the next best option. And this is something I do not think can wait."

Hiei arched an eyebrow.

Oookay...

"Why come to me though?"

"Because between you and that... traffic cone, I would rather suffer your inane banter and teasing when bringing this up." Pennsylvania stated rather bluntly.

Well, ouch. That was mean. At least it was a step up from wishing everyone a horrible, fiery death.

"Speaking frankly, I want to train Yamashiro and Mutsu."

What.

In the name of SECNAV, what.

The shock and disbelief must have showed on her face because Pennsylvania growled and continued.

"We do not have a cohesive fleet. Sasebo is functional at best. But it is not any better than that. Including myself and Ari, there are four vastly different classes of battleship here. I won't even touch on how horrible our cruiser situation is." She drew in a breath and ground out the last statement. "The only ships here that come close to being acceptable are the destroyers. And only barely."

Ah. So that's how it was.

"You're preaching to the choir, you know. It only gets worse when we mix and match support borrowed from other bases." Looking back on it, Hiei considered it a miracle she'd survived the encounter with Tosa. "We're on thin ice here. With the summoning drying up and being fickle as it is, having what we do is amazing enough."

"Then let me help."

"How?"

"Let me teach Mutsu and Yamashiro how to fight in a battle line. A standard battle line." Pennsylvania leaned forward. "They're the only ones here who can."

"Why not me?" She had a feeling she knew the answer, but she wanted to hear it from Pennsy's mouth. So there would be no confusion as to her intentions.

"You are the exact opposite of what is needed. You're fast, lightly armored, and don't have enough power to stand in the line." Those red eyes did not waver in the slightest. Good. "You're better off hunting convoys and performing escort duty where your... shortcomings are less of a liability and almost an asset to draw fire while the other ships can make the kills."

Starting to hit below the belt there, Pennsy.

"Those two at least have the armor to stand in the line. And the reduced speed won't be an issue for either of them. Yamashiro comes close to having the throw weight and Mutsu has enough power to make up for the lack of volume. Their anti-air capacity is worrisome, but with a good screen it should not be as much of an issue."

Pennsylvania was growing more impassioned as she spoke. Enough for Hiei to realize the standard was speaking without anything clouding her words. These were words lacking any sort of motive beyond improving the capability of the fleet. None of the usual vitriol painted her tone.

"But can you pull this off with only four battleships?" If memory served, there had been almost a dozen standards put to sea. "And no matter how well you train them, those two will never be able to fill in for a real standard. I don't doubt their capability. But they weren't built for that role."

She tapped her finger on the desk and frowned.

"Hell, there were times we had trouble pulling off the roles we were built for." Dammit doctrine. Why did you have to suck so much?

Pennsylvania's smile sent a chill down her spine.

"That won't be an issue."

"Eh?"

"There are benefits even when the overall capability of the line is reduced to account for the lowest common denominator." Pennsylvania drew a line on the desk with her finger to accentuate her point. "The line can compensate. We cover each others' weaknesses and enhance our strengths. This doctrine is slow, but it is powerful. And it only grows the more you add to it."

Hiei pursed her lips and brought a hand to her chin. It certainly sounded good. It worried her greatly that they had so few ships though. They needed more battleships to get the most out of this plan. Ideally more standards. Or at least Fusou and Nagato. But those were nearly impossible at the moment. Nagato because she was the flagship of Goto's fleet and Fusou because she hadn't been summoned yet.

But at the same time it would introduce a cohesiveness that Sasebo simply didn't have. Even if they couldn't employ it they way Pennsylvania was suggesting, it would improve teamwork by leaps and bounds.

"What do you think?"

"Well, I'm a little irritated Ari never thought of bringing this up." Or if her friend and rival had thought of it, she probably had good reason not to voice it.

"My sister is a good student. Not necessarily a good teacher." Pennsylvania frowned. "I imagine any attempts on her part to bring this up in the past would not have ended in success."

She wasn't wrong on the latter, that was for certain. Having fewer numbers wouldn't have helped either.

"Well, it sounds good on paper." Hiei clasped her hands together on the desk. "What would you need to make it good in reality. It's not my call to make, but I can get this to John and Mutsu pretty darn quick."

She couldn't tell whether that smile was now happy or bloodthirsty. It was legitimately hard to tell. It suited Pennsy. But still, it was a little unnerving.

"I would need all participating battleships to move into the dorms. All next to each other at that. And to adhere to the same schedule when it is reasonable to do so. Deployments should always take higher priority."

"Hmm..." Well, this could get difficult. Really difficult really fast.

"I am well aware of the limitations regarding Mutsu, but she has not yet failed to fulfill her duty despite her condition."

That was true. That was very true. No one would like it, but they didn't have to. Sure, it helped if they did. And painting it in the right light would help quite a lot. Or she was overthinking it and they'd all jump on the idea without complaint.

Yeah. Ten to one, she was overthinking it.

"It'll have it to them by dinnertime."

"Truly?"

Hey now. She was a goof, but she still did her job and adhered to her word.

"Well, obviously. Even if we can't make the most of it right now, I think we need something to help get us working together better sooner than later." She chuckled. Who would have thought it was the most volatile and prejudiced warship of them all to try to bring them all together.

"I... appreciate it. I really do." The grumpy Pennsy was starting to make its return, slowly overshadowing the unfettered woman who had been selling the boons of the standard battle line. "I may not... take enjoyment in working with you. But I would rather live and win over these monsters by fighting side by side than die to them alone."

Hiei laughed. Even if she never saw this side of Pennsylvania again, she'd keep this memory close.

"I like living too. Lots of things to do. Lots of things to look forward to." She leaned back and smiled. "I intend to get through this war and live my second chance to the fullest."

Pennsylvania gave a mild scowl.

"It seems as though you do so already."

"Not even close, Pennsy." Perhaps she enjoyed the disbelieving and slightly horrified look on Pennsylvania's face a bit too much. So much like Ari when she wasn't blanketed in anger. "When that last Abyssal goes to the bottom, you'll see just how much I've been holding back."

"I would rather not."

"You'll probably hear about it from Ari anyway." Pennsylvania's suffering groan brought a mirth filled smile to her face. Even fun to tease like her sister. "Want to go over this combat footage if you're not doing anything?"

"Pardon?"

"Shigure says something was 'not quite right' about the enemy they encountered. She's got everyone and their dog looking at it." She thumbed over at her monitor where the still paused video resided.

"Only if you cease going out of your way to irritate me."

"I'll try?"

Pennsylvania swore under her breath, but moved her chair around so she could see the screen regardless.

"Hey, Pennsy?"

"What?"

"Do you have Ashigara's number?"

"Why?"

"Because Jintsuu pointed out I was kinda being a jerk to her, so I want to apologize." Which was true. So, she'd have to make up for it. In the most infuriatingly Kongou-like manner possible. She wouldn't be a Kongou if she didn't.

A wicked smile crept over her lips as Pennsylvania scribbled the digits into a scrap of paper.

Excellent~

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"Ooh, that look like it hurt." Hiei winced as she watched the combat footage Shigure had sent her from the most recent patrol.

The Abyssal forces Shigure and company had encountered hadn't been anything special. Rather, they'd been spectacularly underwhelming so far as Hiei had observed from the footage. But they were still putting up a fight. That had led to Takao taking a shot to the face and giving a very painful showing of why the heavy cruiser had come home sporting a broken nose. Those were never any fun to deal with.

It was pretty easy to imagine the Abyssal laughing mockingly even as it died under a hail of 8 inch fire.

Still, the destroyer had felt something strange in that engagement. Something strange enough to request as many eyes on it as she could get even beyond the usual ones provided by the research and analysis teams.

Sailors tended to be the suspicious sort. Often with very good reason. So Hiei was more than willing to add an extra set.

A knock on the door pulled her attention away from the screen.

"Come in!" she hollered while pausing the video and taking her feet off the desk. Some level of professionalism had to be maintained.

The door opened and her eyes widened.

Well, this was a surprise.

"Pardon the intrusion." Pennsylvania's voice was slightly strained and Hiei could tell she was not likely here to invite her along to an ice cream social. At least not of her own free will.

"Consider it pardoned." Hiei grinned before gesturing to one of the chairs. Her office space wasn't all that big, but there was room enough for her to work and entertain a guest or two. Well, when she was actually in her office. "Come on, take a load off. What can I do for you?"

She gave a little mental cheer when Pennsylvania hesitated, but ultimately took the offered seat.

"So, what's up?"

"I'd like to ask how Ari is doing."

Hiei blinked.

"Akashi wouldn't tell you?" she queried. That was odd.

"She kicked me out of the docks. Claimed I was in the way and being a nuisance." Pennsylvania huffed and crossed her arms. "I was no such thing. I was waiting patiently well out of her way and of her helpers. The moment she laid eyes upon me, she gave me the boot. Almost literally."

Hiei let out a snort of laughter, but managed to reign herself in when she saw Pennsylvania's gaze narrow irritably. It was a hilarious image. To her at least. ...And probably anyone who wasn't the red haired standard sitting across from her.

"You find it funny?" Pennsylvania's voice was edged with heated ire.

"Well, kinda. Ever heard the stories of Ooyodo? The One True Lord of Logistics?" There was the understatement of the year. At Pennsy's slow nod, she smirked. "Akashi's kinda the same when it comes to repairs and refits, just more mobile and not reliant on coffee."

"I will keep that in mind..." She winced before returning to a more serious demeanor. "Do you know anything?"

Hiei folded her hands behind her head and leaned back.

"Ari's doing fine. It's just taking so long because of the torpedoes. Whatever you want to say about their doctrine, they're a pain in the ass to deal with. Never even had the chance to think about using them in the first place." She snorted. "I sure don't miss having them. That's for sure."

Pennsylvania released an audible breath.

"That is good to know." Her glimmer of relief turned into an expression of resigned irritation. Something Hiei was fairly certain was the battleship's most frequently used look by now. That and roaring fury.

"I'll have to suffer that as well, won't I."

"It's easier to count the battleships that don't. So, yeah. Unfortunately since you came back stock, you're stuck."

Pennsylvania turned away and let out a curse.

Hiei could see where Pennsylvania was coming from. She hadn't been pleased to discover her refit had taken so much longer thanks to those things. That was a lot of time lost. Heck, she was absolutely positive there wasn't a battleship around that was pleased about being in that situation.

After some time to let Pennsylvania vent and finally cool off, she leaned forward to lock eyes with the standard. Such vicious, red eyes. So very different from the others she'd seen.

"So, what's on your mind?"

There was hardly any reason for Pennsy to entertain small talk with her after getting what she wanted. Not unless there was something larger on her mind. Something that went outside what counted as the norm for her.

"With the Admiral and Lieutenant Commander unavailable at the moment, you seemed to be the next best option. And this is something I do not think can wait."

Hiei arched an eyebrow.

Oookay...

"Why come to me though?"

"Because between you and that... traffic cone, I would rather suffer your inane banter and teasing when bringing this up." Pennsylvania stated rather bluntly.

Well, ouch. That was mean. At least it was a step up from wishing everyone a horrible, fiery death.

"Speaking frankly, I want to train Yamashiro and Mutsu."

What.

In the name of SECNAV, what.

The shock and disbelief must have showed on her face because Pennsylvania growled and continued.

"We do not have a cohesive fleet. Sasebo is functional at best. But it is not any better than that. Including myself and Ari, there are four vastly different classes of battleship here. I won't even touch on how horrible our cruiser situation is." She drew in a breath and ground out the last statement. "The only ships here that come close to being acceptable are the destroyers. And only barely."

Ah. So that's how it was.

"You're preaching to the choir, you know. It only gets worse when we mix and match support borrowed from other bases." Looking back on it, Hiei considered it a miracle she'd survived the encounter with Tosa. "We're on thin ice here. With the summoning drying up and being fickle as it is, having what we do is amazing enough."

"Then let me help."

"How?"

"Let me teach Mutsu and Yamashiro how to fight in a battle line. A standard battle line." Pennsylvania leaned forward. "They're the only ones here who can."

"Why not me?" She had a feeling she knew the answer, but she wanted to hear it from Pennsy's mouth. So there would be no confusion as to her intentions.

"You are the exact opposite of what is needed. You're fast, lightly armored, and don't have enough power to stand in the line." Those red eyes did not waver in the slightest. Good. "You're better off hunting convoys and performing escort duty where your... shortcomings are less of a liability and almost an asset to draw fire while the other ships can make the kills."

Starting to hit below the belt there, Pennsy.

"Those two at least have the armor to stand in the line. And the reduced speed won't be an issue for either of them. Yamashiro comes close to having the throw weight and Mutsu has enough power to make up for the lack of volume. Their anti-air capacity is worrisome, but with a good screen it should not be as much of an issue."

Pennsylvania was growing more impassioned as she spoke. Enough for Hiei to realize the standard was speaking without anything clouding her words. These were words lacking any sort of motive beyond improving the capability of the fleet. None of the usual vitriol painted her tone.

"But can you pull this off with only four battleships?" If memory served, there had been almost a dozen standards put to sea. "And no matter how well you train them, those two will never be able to fill in for a real standard. I don't doubt their capability. But they weren't built for that role."

She tapped her finger on the desk and frowned.

"Hell, there were times we had trouble pulling off the roles we were built for." Dammit doctrine. Why did you have to suck so much?

Pennsylvania's smile sent a chill down her spine.

"That won't be an issue."

"Eh?"

"There are benefits even when the overall capability of the line is reduced to account for the lowest common denominator." Pennsylvania drew a line on the desk with her finger to accentuate her point. "The line can compensate. We cover each others' weaknesses and enhance our strengths. This doctrine is slow, but it is powerful. And it only grows the more you add to it."

Hiei pursed her lips and brought a hand to her chin. It certainly sounded good. It worried her greatly that they had so few ships though. They needed more battleships to get the most out of this plan. Ideally more standards. Or at least Fusou and Nagato. But those were nearly impossible at the moment. Nagato because she was the flagship of Goto's fleet and Fusou because she hadn't been summoned yet.

But at the same time it would introduce a cohesiveness that Sasebo simply didn't have. Even if they couldn't employ it they way Pennsylvania was suggesting, it would improve teamwork by leaps and bounds.

"What do you think?"

"Well, I'm a little irritated Ari never thought of bringing this up." Or if her friend and rival had thought of it, she probably had good reason not to voice it.

"My sister is a good student. Not necessarily a good teacher." Pennsylvania frowned. "I imagine any attempts on her part to bring this up in the past would not have ended in success."

She wasn't wrong on the latter, that was for certain. Having fewer numbers wouldn't have helped either.

"Well, it sounds good on paper." Hiei clasped her hands together on the desk. "What would you need to make it good in reality. It's not my call to make, but I can get this to John and Mutsu pretty darn quick."

She couldn't tell whether that smile was now happy or bloodthirsty. It was legitimately hard to tell. It suited Pennsy. But still, it was a little unnerving.

"I would need all participating battleships to move into the dorms. All next to each other at that. And to adhere to the same schedule when it is reasonable to do so. Deployments should always take higher priority."

"Hmm..." Well, this could get difficult. Really difficult really fast.

"I am well aware of the limitations regarding Mutsu, but she has not yet failed to fulfill her duty despite her condition."

That was true. That was very true. No one would like it, but they didn't have to. Sure, it helped if they did. And painting it in the right light would help quite a lot. Or she was overthinking it and they'd all jump on the idea without complaint.

Yeah. Ten to one, she was overthinking it.

"It'll have it to them by dinnertime."

"Truly?"

Hey now. She was a goof, but she still did her job and adhered to her word.

"Well, obviously. Even if we can't make the most of it right now, I think we need something to help get us working together better sooner than later." She chuckled. Who would have thought it was the most volatile and prejudiced warship of them all to try to bring them all together.

"I... appreciate it. I really do." The grumpy Pennsy was starting to make its return, slowly overshadowing the unfettered woman who had been selling the boons of the standard battle line. "I may not... take enjoyment in working with you. But I would rather live and win over these monsters by fighting side by side than die to them alone."

Hiei laughed. Even if she never saw this side of Pennsylvania again, she'd keep this memory close.

"I like living too. Lots of things to do. Lots of things to look forward to." She leaned back and smiled. "I intend to get through this war and live my second chance to the fullest."

Pennsylvania gave a mild scowl.

"It seems as though you do so already."

"Not even close, Pennsy." Perhaps she enjoyed the disbelieving and slightly horrified look on Pennsylvania's face a bit too much. So much like Ari when she wasn't blanketed in anger. "When that last Abyssal goes to the bottom, you'll see just how much I've been holding back."

"I would rather not."

"You'll probably hear about it from Ari anyway." Pennsylvania's suffering groan brought a mirth filled smile to her face. Even fun to tease like her sister. "Want to go over this combat footage if you're not doing anything?"

"Pardon?"

"Shigure says something was 'not quite right' about the enemy they encountered. She's got everyone and their dog looking at it." She thumbed over at her monitor where the still paused video resided.

"Only if you cease going out of your way to irritate me."

"I'll try?"

Pennsylvania swore under her breath, but moved her chair around so she could see the screen regardless.

"Hey, Pennsy?"

"What?"

"Do you have Ashigara's number?"

"Why?"

"Because Jintsuu pointed out I was kinda being a jerk to her, so I want to apologize." Which was true. So, she'd have to make up for it. In the most infuriatingly Kongou-like manner possible. She wouldn't be a Kongou if she didn't.

A wicked smile crept over her lips as Pennsylvania scribbled the digits into a scrap of paper.

Excellent~

* * * * *

Not surprising that Pennsylvania would push past her issues to develop the fleet. She spent most of her life as a Fleet flagship both in the atlantic and then the pacific. Nagato and Jersey are probably the only ships that have as many admiral fairies running around in their heads as Pennsy.

Great update! Liked the interaction between Hiei and Pennsy!
 
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"Because Jintsuu pointed out I was kinda being a jerk to her, so I want to apologize." Which was true. So, she'd have to make up for it. In the most infuriatingly Kongou-like manner possible. She wouldn't be a Kongou if she didn't.

A wicked smile crept over her lips as Pennsylvania scribbled the digits into a scrap of paper.

Excellent~

I Imagine this is what's going on/in Hiei's bridge at this moment here.



"Shigure says something was 'not quite right' about the enemy they encountered. She's got everyone and their dog looking at it." She thumbed over at her monitor where the still paused video resided.

SOMETHING'S BAD HERE! I CAN SENSE IT! PRELUDE TO TOSA ROUND 2! *Distressed Corgi Borking*

"Not even close, Pennsy." Perhaps she enjoyed the disbelieving and slightly horrified look on Pennsylvania's face a bit too much. So much like Ari when she wasn't blanketed in anger. "When that last Abyssal goes to the bottom, you'll see just how much I've been holding back."


Oh lord she's been holding back this whole time?!! :confused::eek::o:o:o If what we've seen thus far is her holding back then what is a an unleashed Hiei like???!! I'm both curious to find out yet terrified of finding out. Very strange feeling.

Magnicant update Iron, and I look forward to future Heavy-Cruiser Bullying. :drevil::drevil:
 
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Oh lord she's been holding back this whole time?!! :confused::eek::o:o:o If what we've seen thus far is her holding back then what is a an unleashed Hiei like???!!
Hiei's nothing...I'm willing to bet the same holding-back thing holds true for her elder sister as well. Think of that.

...A moment of silence for poor Admiral Goto's hipbones, desk, and bed, please. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Hiei's nothing...I'm willing to bet the same holding-back thing holds true for her elder sister as well. Think of that.

...A moment of silence for poor Admiral Goto's hipbones, desk, and bed, please. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I'm pretty sure shes stated it outright already. So, Goto will be spending some time in the emergency room after Kongous done, assuming she finishes before we get a DSS situation.
 
Hiei's nothing...I'm willing to bet the same holding-back thing holds true for her elder sister as well. Think of that.

...A moment of silence for poor Admiral Goto's hipbones, desk, and bed, please. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

I'm petty sure the building foundation will be cracked at minimum by the time they're done.
I'm pretty sure shes stated it outright already. So, Goto will be spending some time in the emergency room after Kongous done, assuming she finishes before we get a DSS situation.
A DSS situation?
 
What might Battle Line training look like and how might others react? Hmmm...

Training was going well, mostly. Mutsu, Pennsy, Ari, and Yamashiro had been joined by Nagato and Gangut and even Texas had been flown in to supply additional experience.

Pennsy: OK, We will go from line ahead to line of battle by alternating turns. Texas in lead will turn to Port, Yamashiro will turn to Starboard, alternating down the line till I end up in the center with Texas, Mutsu and Gangut off my bow, and Yamashiro, Nagato, and Arizona off my stern. Is everyone clear?

All: Aye!

Pennsy: Execute! Good turn, T! You haven't lost a step! Excellent turn, Yamashiro! I think you were on the wrong side back in the war! A little slow, Mutsu! Otherwise, good! NAGATO! Your other Starboard!! ALL STOP!

Nagato: (Looks down at being called out, knowing she made a mistake) It is as if the Shoguns have returned in the form of an American.

Pennsy: (As she walks up) What was that?
Nagato: I turned the wrong direction. It shall not happen again.
Pennsy: And look what happened. You are blocking Mutsu's field of fire, and Yamashiro is off on her own. Everything we do is about timing. Everyone on me!
The rest of the line joins around her. Mutsu squeezes her sisters shoulder. She had been on the receiving end of Pennsy's correction previously.

Jersey: Wow, it's like watching a re-enactment or something. It's all so quaint!

Pennsy: Excuse me? (The line turns and faces Jersey) Line, Half ahead. Follow my lead.
" The old gunfighter stood on the porch
and stared into the sun
And relived the old days
When he was living by the gun"

(The old battleships moved ahead, eyes on Jersey, stepping as one. Pennsy spoke clearly and in a slow steady rhythm.)
" When deadly games of pride were played
And living was mistakes not made
And the thought of the smell of the blackpowder smoke
And the stand in the street at the turn of a joke."


Half the line broke left, half right, Pennsy turned broadside creating an open ended box with jersey in the middle

Arizona: "And it's always keep your back to the sun
And you can almost feel the weight of that gun
It's faster than snakes or the blink of an eye
And its a time for all slow men to die
His eyes are squinty and he's straight as a log
As he empties his gun at the dirty dog
And he's hit by the smell of the blackpowder smoke
And the stand in the street at the turn of a joke"


Jersey: Hey, get the F--- away from me, weirdos.

The right side of the box follows around and closes the top of the box changing Jersey's escape route

Gangut: "Now the burn of a bullet is only a scar
And he's back at his chair in front of the bar
And the streets are empty, and the bloods all dried
The dead are dust and the whiskey's inside
So buy him a drink and lend him an ear
He's nobody's fool and he's the only one here
Who remembers the smell of the blackpowder smoke
And the stand in the street at the turn of a joke."


The battlewagons made a series of short turns reversing the direction of their travel. Perfectly timed. Perfectly executed. Jersey noticed an aspect change in them. They were working as one. The look in their eyes was different as well. They were no longer the old battleships replaced by speed and radar and airpower. They were once again the absolute monarchs of the seas.

Nagato: "Said I stood in that street before it was paved
I learned to shoot or be shot before I could shave
And I did it all for the money and the Fame
Noble was nothing but feeling no shame
And nothing was sacred but staying alive
And all that I learned from a Colt 45
Was to cuss the smell of the blackpowder smoke
And the stand in the street at the turn of a joke."


The box of battleships began to tighten leaving one point of exit, almost daring Jersey to run for it.

Texas: "Now he's just an old man that nobody believes
Says he's a gunfighter, the last of his breed
And there's ghosts in the street seeking revenge
Calling him out to the lunatic fringe
He's out in the traffic now, checkin the sun
And he's killed by a car as he goes for his gun
So much for the smell of the blackpowder smoke
And the stand in the street at the turn of a joke."

Jersey: F--- this, and F--- you all! I am out of here, crazy slow botes!

Pennsy: (Watches the fast superbattleship leave at a high rate of speed) That, ladies, is what the battle line is about. Exceptional work, all of you.
 
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Hey, it's May 4th. And you know what that means? May th-
Richardson: Yes, yes. That's nice. Why am I in the Slave Leia outfit?
Hiei: ...reasons.
Jintsuu: Yes, reasons.

May the Fourth be with you!
 
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