Too late, Iku is being hunted as we speak.
Iku runs to find and hide behind Arizona. The Taffies and DesDiv 6 are in hot pursuit.
Arizona: OK, this has gone on long enough. Put those oranges down.
An orange goes splat against Ari's face.
Pennsy: That's what happens when you grant asylum to a lewdmarine.
Pennsy is then struck from behind by a watermelon. Half of it stays on her head like a Roman helmet.
She turns and faces the destroyers.
Pennsy: Who did it?! Who threw this watermelon at me!?
The destroyers start realizing Pennsy isn't seeing the humor, and then realize Pennsy and Ari have the only doors blocked.
Pennsy looks at Ari, and a humorless smile spreads across her face.
Pennsy: I guess maybe we had that coming. Maybe you owe us that for picking on how you dress, and correcting your behavior on patrol.
The Taffies are urgently texting Jersey, Mutsu, Sammy, anyone who might help them. DesDiv six is circled up facing the Standards.
Pennsy: Well, you know what you have coming? Twenty four....fourteen inch....CUSTARD PIES!!
Pennsy and Ari begin laughing maniacally and throwing extra large pies at the destroyers.
As they leave the building, the destroyers are covered from head to toe with custard and pie crust.
As she lay on the floor, Johnston gets a panicked call from New Jersey.
Johnston: I've been slimed! I feel so weird!
Akatsuki: Lemon...I don't like lemon....
Arizona: Don't ever have a food war with Standards. We have the best stoves and galleys in the Navy!