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- Phillips County, Colorado
I... need a cold shower.Dare I say it? Chocolate snowballs?
Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
- Start date
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- Planet Vulcan, Beta Quadrant
So this begs the question, how will she react to the updated Connie as seen in Discovery?
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- Nowhere
Taffy 3: Skulls for the Skull Throne!
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- San Diego
just keep them away from Slaanesh. We do not need that happening to our adorable Destroyers. And Nurgle for that matter.
Though Tzeentch is fair game.
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- Nowhere
Des Div 6: For the God-Emperor! Purge all the Xenos!
Tenryuu: Girls! What is the meaning of this!
Inazuma: We found Warhammer 40k, nanodesu.
Mom-boat: Oh, that... just be careful who you say that around. Don't want them to assume things.
Des Div: We will.
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- Somewhere
The Battleships though....
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- Nowhere
Kongo: Maim, Dess.The Battleships though....
Jersey: Kill!
Atlanta: Buuuuurrrrnnnnn!
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- Minot, North Dakota
Pennsy: I KNEW IT!!! DEATH TO THE IJN!!!
Ari: (addressing Tenryuu and her wide-eyed kindergarten) Oh just ignore her. She's always shouting death to somebody.
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- Nowhere
At least she isn't the "Death to America" type ;P. That'd be bad.
ijnfleetadmiral
CinC Rengo Kanmusutai
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- Admiral's Bridge, HIJMS Kongo
Inazuma: We'll take care of it, nanodesu!
*DesDiv 6 approaches a raging Pennsy with puppy eyes turned up full, complete with whimpers and lip quivers*
Pennsy: *sees this and glomps all four of them while muttering repeatedly* Can't destroy you, you're too cute...can't destroy you, you're too cute...
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
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- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
Jintsuu: Yesss... Give in to the cute side.Inazuma: We'll take care of it, nanodesu!
*DesDiv 6 approaches a raging Pennsy with puppy eyes turned up full, complete with whimpers and lip quivers*
Pennsy: *sees this and glomps all four of them while muttering repeatedly* Can't destroy you, you're too cute...can't destroy you, you're too cute...
Hiei: We have plushies and donuts.
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- Nowhere
Pensy: Don't do it Ari! *holding her back*
Ari: But... donuts!
*in a burst of strength, Ari shoves Pennsy away*
Ari: "No one will stand between me and donuts, sister. Not even you."
Pennsy:
*insert Traitor.gif*
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- Nowhere
I now have an image of Richardson wielding a strawberry jelly-filled long john (pun intended) with the filling as the blade.
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Also:
Pennsy: You were my sister Arizona! I loved you!*in a burst of strength, Ari shoves Pennsy away*
Ari: "No one will stand between me and donuts, sister. Not even you."
Pennsy:
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Of course, the sinister effect is undercut by the fact that said robes are a fuzzy black bathrobe. XD
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
Richardson: *holds aloft the dangerous pastry* I was instructed in the dark arts by my master.
Jane: Gooood. Good. The baking is strong in this one.
Ari: You underestimate the deliciousness!
Mutsu: *munching on enough popcorn to feed two Iowa's*
Jintsuu: *on cloud nine*
Don't forget the matching slippers! XD
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- Nowhere
Goto: I sense a disturbance in the baking force... the Cute have returned...
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- Minot, North Dakota
Pennsy: Ari, you're breaking my heart.....WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! Why am I talking like some emotionally conflicted Iowa!? (Assuming her old fleet flagship command voice) USS Arizona!
Ari: Aye!
Pennsy: I love you and I want you to eat all the donuts you want! But I want you to do it on your own terms! Now resist the snacks!
Ari: I don't know if I can!
Pennsy: You can! I believe in you! Now saddle the hell up, Standard!
Ari: The donuts have no power! I will eat donuts tonight with supper, because I want them! Not because some tempter waved them in front of me!
Ari and Pennsy: I am a US Navy Standard Battleship! I rule the seas! All other vessels tremble in my presence! I will never betray my battle line and they will never betray me!
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The donuts will be enjoyed and consumed, that's the important part.
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- Minot, North Dakota
Yep, its just that Pennsy seems more of a Sands of Iwo Jima type girl, rather than Revenge of the Sith...
Also,
A distant "FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU" can be heard from Jersey.
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- Nowhere
~Meanwhile~
Jersey: ...and then— Hold on a second.
Musashi: hm?
Jersey: I suddenly have an incredible urge...
*walks outside and turns toward the direction of Japan*
*inhale* FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! *several windows in the vicinity shatter* Much better.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Ah, yes, the wild call of the lonely Jersey. Considered one of the louder calls of the animal kingdom, she lets loose with it in an attempt to find and attract a mate.
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- Nowhere
Musashi: But I'm right here.