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Archduke said:
I have the image of Nagato and Mutsu being trying to hold down Pennsy but are just getting dragged around instead and the even dumber one of Shimakaze giving Ari a piggyback ride to get there faster.
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hell, Ari and Pennsy will probably insist on a HALO (parachute optional) drop directly over the harbor rather than waiting to go to San Diego.
 
Archduke said:
I have the image of Nagato and Mutsu being trying to hold down Pennsy but are just getting dragged around instead and the even dumber one of Shimakaze giving Ari a piggyback ride to get there faster.
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Nagato: This is impossible! She doesn't have this much power!

Mutsu: We are running full power west, and she is still dragging us east! Maybe if we swing ahead of her and try to turn her to port...

Nagato: No way, sister of mine! Neither you or I am getting in front of the Red-Eyed Island Burner!
 
Right. This chapter was better then the previous few. That said, I am watching Godzilla 2014 the Hawai'i scene.

I just imagined a scene with the Abyssal Twins ready to attack the Ship-girls when the ocean starts to pull back. The shades start attacking something coming from the opposite direction of the Ship-girls and when Abyssal Tirpitz demands answers all she hears is a well known roar.

Cut to Crowning commenting that he thought he was just a movie monster.

I know that 2014 Godzilla is only 108 meters tall compared to 251 meters of Bismack, but the fact that Godzilla sneers at the square/cube law makes me feel he can sneer at Tirpitz as well.
 
Sir_Gaea said:
Right. This chapter was better then the previous few. That said, I am watching Godzilla 2014 the Hawai'i scene.

I just imagined a scene with the Abyssal Twins ready to attack the Ship-girls when the ocean starts to pull back. The shades start attacking something coming from the opposite direction of the Ship-girls and when Abyssal Tirpitz demands answers all she hears is a well known roar.

Cut to Crowning commenting that he thought he was just a movie monster.

I know that 2014 Godzilla is only 108 meters tall compared to 251 meters of Bismack, but the fact that Godzilla sneers at the square/cube law makes me feel he can sneer at Tirpitz as well.
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Well... there is also the fact that he could easily shrug off pretty much most of their weaponry. In the movie, it showed missiles and shells hitting him to no effect (outside one lucky Abrams that got him in his open gills). Also, pretty sure that there is no ship afloat that could take a fifteen megaton nuke to the face and not be destroyed...

Or tank an asteroid impact powerful enough to crack the crust.
 
Everbody talking about HALO drops and shit...

You do realise that the botes have enough problems being girl, without adding the fact that they're not parachute qualified, let alone HALO-qualified, right?
 
Rancher_357 said:
If that did happen, as long as no one saw her, when she comes around Ford Island she would be within a few thousand yards of drydocks 1-3. Even 12" shells would be nearly unstoppable at that range.
Unfortunately, a Florida Class dreadnaught with two big cage masts will probably stand out.

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Texas managed to pull a CREEED act of self-concealment behind an island that's basically a glorified sandbar. Why can't Utah?

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Nagato: This is impossible! She doesn't have this much power!

Mutsu: We are running full power west, and she is still dragging us east! Maybe if we swing ahead of her and try to turn her to port...

Nagato: No way, sister of mine! Neither you or I am getting in front of the Red-Eyed Island Burner!
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Mary:

"Now now, Standard girls don't speedblitz. We just walk. And walk. And walk. At a leisurely ten knot cruise. And we catch up with you. All together. At a leisurely ten knot cruise. And we maul the snot out of you and send you running, and we follow at a leisurely ten knot cruise. And you run, and you run, and eventually we back you up against the gates of Hell and drown you in 14" shellfire. Advancing all the while, at a leisurely ten knot cruise."


"Start running, Queenie, why don't you? Please start running."
 
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Red october20k said:
The desecration of the Arizona memorial is likely to bring back not only the battle line but just about every other American ship girl and they are going to be pissed to put it mildly considering many were built to
avenge Arizona's loss in the fist place.
Are we sure we want to deal with that much tonnage even with out the carriers.
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"Mr. President, we have Admiral Williams on the line."

"Has the attack started? Isnt it supposed to be tomorrow?"

"No, sir. This is a... different... problem."

The President couldn't miss the smile starting to form on his chief of staff's lips. "Spill it. What's going on."

"For some reason, seventy-nine Fletcher-class and ninety-four Clemson class shipgirls just spontaneously summoned themselves in San Diego."

The President whistled appreciably. "Excellent. Congratulate him and ask him to send a report-"

The President stopped speaking for a moment. Something didn't make sense. "Why did you say there was a problem?"

"Sir, I quote. 'There are 173 newly summoned destroyer shipgirls in San Diego, and ice cream is in short supply. The situation is rather dire. An emergency airlift of ice cream would be very welcome.' "
 
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owlmessenger said:
The real question is how many shipgirls did it take to keep Ari and Pennsy from taking 1st Car Div's airplanes?
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If I recall correctly, Arizona is resentful of her status as a martyr in this fic, so odds are she's only gonna get a little bit less angry than Jersey is now. Pennsy, however, is going to leave a Standard shaped hole in everything between her and Pearl before violently ripping to shreds anyone who would DARE defile the grave of her sister.
 
Archduke said:
Last time Jersey was on a plane, she passed out.
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She got better, quickly, once she had water re-introduced to her system.
Roaming_Guardian said:
If I recall correctly, Arizona is resentful of her status as a martyr in this fic, so odds are she's only gonna get a little bit less angry than Jersey is now. Pennsy, however, is going to leave a Standard shaped hole in everything between her and Pearl before violently ripping to shreds anyone who would DARE defile the grave of her sister.
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Dislike of her martyr status or not those are HER boy's graves that are being defiled, she has not yet BEGUN to rage.
 
Sir_Gaea said:
Right. This chapter was better then the previous few. That said, I am watching Godzilla 2014 the Hawai'i scene.

I just imagined a scene with the Abyssal Twins ready to attack the Ship-girls when the ocean starts to pull back. The shades start attacking something coming from the opposite direction of the Ship-girls and when Abyssal Tirpitz demands answers all she hears is a well known roar.

Cut to Crowning commenting that he thought he was just a movie monster.

I know that 2014 Godzilla is only 108 meters tall compared to 251 meters of Bismack, but the fact that Godzilla sneers at the square/cube law makes me feel he can sneer at Tirpitz as well.
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Hell, Goji's sneering at the square cube law means that he could probably lift and throw the Abyssals like they were made of tissue paper. The amount of energy needed to move Goji at the speeds he achieves underwater alone would be more horsepower than Jersey or her siblings could put out. The amount of power needed to walk upright when you're that large? If he couldn't lift them, he could sink them through main strength just by grabbing their hull and shoving them underwater. If he didn't just atomic barbeque one of their turrets until their magazines went boom.
 
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