Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
- Start date
- Location
- Mountains of Appalachia
Chikuma: You big girls handle this pipsqueak, I'll just pull out, and try to put myself together again. Getting set on fire sucks, yaknow.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
- Location
- In here, not out there.
And then, there's White Plains and Choukai. Who was defeated by White Plains' gunnery. With the only 5" gun on board, located at the stern.
- Location
- San Diego
you dont hang around veterans do you? this shit is the norm for us. badass, unhinged, shit talkers with a severe vitamin m deficiency. and we do it for the same kind of reaction you just showed.~
What your liver and kidney made of?!??!?
in the navy, u go to medical complaning of a headache, stomache ache, soor muscles, pain somewhere, lost limbs, kidney infection, spleen rupture, etc Doc will give you a baggie of about ten to twelve 800 miligram motrin. take four a day it says.
well if one pill works in 30 minutes, then two should work in 15, and 3 pills dhould have everything fixed in about 5 to 7 minutes. enough time to grab a mountain dew can, a snickers and consume them before getting to where you need to be.
Actually, in this very fic, Jersey and Mushi, at one point, came to an agreement that they were fighting over which of them was the second-best battleship in history... after Sammy B.
- Location
- 'Murica
Cameron's 19 and still in school. He wants to get to a more solid position in life/mature a bit before asking 'Laska to marry him.
Nixeu
Lord of Madness, Harbinger of Llamas
- Location
- Your nightmares.
...How in the name of Zeus' shaft are you still able to eat?
Judging by my fairly basic understanding of chemical reactions, yes, increasing the amount of one reactant would increase the reaction rate, though not in the simple way you describe. And, of course, you'll likely end up having gotten a shorter total amount of time under the pain-killing effect than you would if you spaced that big dose out, though a longer one than any individual, smaller dose.
Also, ibuprofen does have cardiovascular effects. It's been linked to increased risk of heart attacks and strokes, probably due to the increased blood pressure it can cause. So I'd maybe be a little bit more careful about taking so much of it, alongside a bunch of caffeine.
- Location
- San Diego
i eat just fine. and the body of the average veteran is 80 percent hate, 15 percent caffeine and 5 percent ibeuprophen.
so, we need to get Musashi about a whole bottle and see if that doesnt help her poor abused muscles for going against an american battleship.
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
It could be worse?
Yes. Moar. Moar cutes.
Always bully the Sky.
Or have Mutsu talk with Mushi while Ari talks with Jersey.
I am now imagining the Puny God scene with an abyssal who has made very poor life decisions.
Except Sammy B is less 'Hulk' and more 'angry mama Honey Badger'. Vicious and absolutely relentless, in a kinda-cute pintsize package.
well... angrier than usual for a honey badger, that is.
- Location
- Pacific NW
Sammy B is Lord Khorne's Best Little Helper.
- Location
- Nowhere
Good man. But he must realize that 'laska can take care of herself. He doesn't need to have a good foundation. And 19? Damn, I'm really envious now because I'm older than him and have actually never been kissed >_<
^this, tho it's AU. A collective "Blood for the Blood SECNAV!"
- Location
- 'Murica
He still wants to be more set in life before he asks her to marry him. And 'Laska's not gonna press the subject because she knows she could afford to mature a little herself, but also that she won't be able to say no if/when he asks.
- Location
- Nowhere
I'm worried she might ask him.
- Location
- Somewhere between here and there
Jane now has a miniderp.
....
Oh God, Jane doesn't have to physically meet a shipgirl for a mini version of them to possibly appear. It's only a matter of time now before Naka's prediction comes true.
....
Oh God, Jane doesn't have to physically meet a shipgirl for a mini version of them to possibly appear. It's only a matter of time now before Naka's prediction comes true.
ijnfleetadmiral
CinC Rengo Kanmusutai
- Location
- Admiral's Bridge, HIJMS Kongo
While that's admirable, I seriously doubt either of them have iron wills, if you get my drift. I imagine one - or both - will break eventually.
That could very well happen.
I just pictured this:
*Jane Knocks on Naka's door*
Naka: *Answers* Jane! What can Naka-chan, Idol of the Fleet do for you? *Strikes cutesy pose*
Jane: Miss Naka, I was listening to one of your songs and when I glanced away from the screen I saw this.
*Jane holds up Mini-Naka*
Smolnaka: IIIdolll~!
*Cut to Jintsu watching her sister run through the naval base emitting a squee inaudible to human ears*
And then MiniNaka pressgangs miniLaska, smolZona and MiniMu into being backup dancers for her.
- Location
- 'Murica
Naka-chan stream starts.
There's nothing on cam.
There's still nothing on cam.
There's still nothing on cam, but now there's barley-audible grunting.
"Naakaaaa" boom! Something flies into the camera, jostling it so it can see the mouse.
A very smol Naka has her back against the mouse and his heaving with all her might to move it around.
There's nothing on cam.
There's still nothing on cam.
There's still nothing on cam, but now there's barley-audible grunting.
"Naakaaaa" boom! Something flies into the camera, jostling it so it can see the mouse.
A very smol Naka has her back against the mouse and his heaving with all her might to move it around.
In which case MiniMu goes full ham with the dancing, Smolzona runs around trying to get everyone into more modest clothing, and Snowflake took a wrong turn half an hour ago and somehow ended up in Nagato's cleavage.And then MiniNaka pressgangs miniLaska, smolZona and MiniMu into being backup dancers for her.
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I concur this wilk happen at night after Cameron's graduation day. A strong wine and maaaaybe something like chocolate cake or certain seafood involved.
Alternatively, she's going at it like an overcaffeinated idol on a laptop touchpad like it's a DDR board. (Then again... at Smol scale, it is the right size and shape for a DDR board.)
*note to self: leaving full-size chocolate-covered coffee beans in reach of Smols? Bad Idea*
You mean she's not already working on that?
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