"You were about to describe your night. Which, by the way," he added with a smirk. "I'm content leaving as a mystery."
Considering everyone for 20 miles probably could hear the racket, I don't think it's a mystery to anyone on base. That's like trying to 'leave a mystery' what happened at an arty live-fire range. Everyone already knows.

OTOH, Jersey won, which I bet was due to vastly superior US Navy DamCon training. :V
Not because he didn't want to mind you, he made it very clear that a naked Alaska would make him quite happy, but because he wanted to marry her first.
Well, get on with it, then! I'd have ringed LilithPrime in the first 90 days if she'd let me! (She made me wait 2 years.)
Plus a few extrameasurements she'd cleaned through seemingly innocent cuddle sessions.
Missed a space to formatting, and I think you want 'gleaned' there, not cleaned.
"Hi," said the one dressed in a comically oversized Marine-issue coat. "I'm Sammy B."
Welp, Shinny's safe. Sammy B will go completely Hulk on anyone who tries to bother her.
 
They miiiight not wish they were talking to Jersey instead.

But I suspect they'll at least consider wishing they were talking to Jersey instead.
 
Two updates! Well, I guess Jersey and Musashi figured it out after trial and error...or Jersey is just satisfied by her demonstrated superiority.

Aww...Alaska the Adorable....

Good to see Shinano given such a warm welcome. And no one will interrupt her breakfast...
 
Missouri would dispute that claim. jerjer is second best.
Sammy B (Samuel B Roberts) helped turn away literal battleships, one of which was Yamato, off Samar along with Taffy 3. She may as well be.
She is known in naval lore as, "the destroyer escort that fought like a battleship."
There's only one DD there.
Destroyer escorts count. They're near enough in tonnage, even if they're lighter armed. Besides, you tell Johnston or Hoel that Sammy is just a 'destroyer escort.'
 
"Mind if I join you?"
There's a loaded question.
"By context," said Crowning, "You were about to describe your night. Which, by the way," he added with a smirk. "I'm content leaving as a mystery."
Translation: You dumped me for someone else, and now you wanna talk about your sojurn to Camp Naughty Bad Fun? No thanks.
"I know," said Jersey. "You're… like that, you know? You make a girl… boat… whatever, feel safe when you're around. It's nice."
Friend Zone Classification: BRUTAL.
"Can't say I do," said Crowning
Translation: I don't really care and really wanna change the subject.
"I never thought of that… probably why you and I… sorta… imploded."
"Jersey, that wasn't your fault—"
Translation: Let's not rehash that, all right?
Even when she spelled out her desires in such simple terms that he couldn't possibly miss her meaning, he still turned her down. Not because he didn't want to mind you, he made it very clear that a naked Alaska would make him quite happy, but because he wanted to marry her first.
Then ask her, for cripes' sake!
"Look!" Alaska tugged at her boyfriend's sleeve. "Look!" She could just see a dress being worked on in the back. It was obviously not finished, but that didn't matter. It was gorgeous all the same, slim and fitted with a flared-out waist and a skirt that looked like a waterfall of churning sea spray. There were even little tufts of what Alaska was certain was wolf's fur accenting around the collar.

"Oh no," Cameron buried his head in his hand.
This could mean several things:
1) Cameron's Mom is really planning ahead and knows what 'laska wants in a wedding dress.
2) 'tago is being sneaky and in cahoots with Cameron's Mom in planning something behind 'laska's back. (Possibly Hamakaze is in on this too.)
or
3) Cameron's Mom's talents have been made known to the shipgirls in Japan and (due to the wolf's fur) a certain heavy cruiser has really jumped the gun and ordered her own dress. :D
There were hundreds of parents living in and around Everett. Most of them had children who'd grown beyond needing the comfort of a familiar stuffed friend to lull them to sleep, but some kept the plush animals around for some reason or another. From those few, a crack team of battle-tested plushies had been assembled. Veterans who'd cut their soft, downy teeth watching over the rest of boys and girls all over the city now joined together to protect Shinano's rest.
Gahh! Another direct hit to the feels!
"Could you come this way, ma'am?" Asked England, offering her tiny little hand to Shinano. The support carrier took it in her heavy leather gauntlet-clad paw and allowed herself to be towed off to the mess hall. Today, she decided, was going to be a good day.
Something tells me Shinano might have three new cuddle-buddies soon. :)
 
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what is with that? i am being nice. I usually pop five or six with a BFC of Monster or rockstar. Gotta get the blood flowing somehow man. So, because i want the man to only take two, (As per usual Doc's orders) he should be just fine. he doesnt have to worry about any stomach ulcers for at least ten years.
 
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what is with that? i am being nice. I usually pop five or six with a BFC of Monster or rockstar. Gotta get the blood flowing somehow man. So, because i want the man to only take two, (As per usual Doc's orders) he should be just fine. he doesnt have to worry about any stomach ulcers for at least ten years.
:o:o:o~

What your liver and kidney made of?!??!?
 
Sammy B (Samuel B Roberts) helped turn away literal battleships, one of which was Yamato, off Samar along with Taffy 3. She may as well be.

At Samar-

Sammy B: Come back and fight, Yamato! Doesn't matter if I've been hit and I'm seein' double...I have two guns, one for each of you!
Kongou: Don't worry Yamato, I'll take care of it. Practically perfect people always have to pick up other people's slack...
 
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