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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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maes said:
"Oh no, not just shipgirls. Every single enlisted and officer too. Can't single out shipgirls when it comes to required classes."
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********** Decades from now**********

"Uh, Mom?"

Glancing at her Submarine daughter, Jersey turned back to what she was doing. "Yeah? What is it short stuff?"

Only huffing some, the Nuclear Submarine, settles for grumbling before remembering what she wanted with her mom. "Yeah... you know that seminar that we had today? The sex education one?"

Something about those words caused Jersey to pause. As if someone had just walked over her wreck. "Yesssss? What about it? I already signed the fucking permission paper."

Her daughter just frowned. "Uh, yeah, it's not fucking about that. I just want to know why you and Musashi were used as examples of what the fuck not to do, complete with pictures."

Jersey froze and her pupils dilated before a roar came from her mouth. "FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! THAT WAS FUCKING DECADES AGO AND THEY'RE STILL USING IT?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
 
Cyrus 21 said:
And probably dented each other's bows/jaws.

Which means possibly having their jaws wired shut for a month or two. Cue Jersey cursing in sign language, or with Faries with lights using Morse code.
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Two battleships that can only eat liquid food for at least a few weeks?

Do you have any idea what this will do to the price of milkshakes near the base?
 
I'm half tempted to nickname Mushi as USS Bitchsashi once Jerjer makes her realize the superiority of 'murica.

*is shelled*
 
Sir_Gaea said:
One thing I don't get if how Jersey is so damn immature. I mean, weren't the Iowas amount the longest serving commissioned in the US Navy? Musashi I understand, because she died young. Jersey has no excuse beyond author fiat.
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Same reason as the destroyers. Jersey spent most of her service life in the age of the jet and nuclear submarine, and she spent it without any air-defense gear save a few Marines with Stingers standing around. For decades on end she's lived in utter terror, and goofing off while off-duty is how she unwinds.

Also, she wasn't being immature here. She wanted something, but she made sure to get official permission first. She also didn't want to fuck Musashi for romantic reasons. She wanted to prove her dominance (and by extension, defend her beloved big sister's honor as nameship of the best battleships ever built) over Musashi. Musashi, seeing as her big sister and nameship is missing, was equally determined to prove her classes' dominance. Plus, both boats are brawlers by nature, and were having at least as much fun hurting each other as they were kissing each other.

And I can't actually show any of the actual lewdity they may or may not have gotten up to later.
 
B-baka! said:
I'm half tempted to nickname Mushi as USS Bitchsashi once Jerjer makes her realize the superiority of 'murica.

*is shelled*
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So, out of curiosity, which deity cursed you to be continually shelled for not considering your statements before you say them, for all eternity? Because I'm fairly sure that's the only explanation for your continued survival.
 
If one wanted to use time-in-service as a measure of age and maturity...

...discounting Victory who is either dead or a ghost-in-JerJer's-head...

Then the oldest ship girl currently around would be good old Uncle Aunt Georgie. Averof is 41 years old, give or take. Old cruiser is old. Behind her is Yavuz, at 38 years old. Just, just barely older than the 37 or so Vestal. Warspite and Pennsy are about equal in the 30-year range for the battleboats, to round this out.

Of that bunch, Momboat Yavuz is probably the most mature.
 
yeah. Sorry, but Musashi is gonna be in the docks for a long time after this night. Jerjer might be along side her, but happy as a clam because Bitchsashi passed out first.

*gets shelled*
 
So much shelling going on. Good thing the only 16's I have to worry about aren't likely to shoot me.
 
LadyPearl said:
Victory is never going to let Jersey hear the end of this!
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No one is ever going to let Jersey and Musashi hear the end of this. That was a perfectly good night's sleep they just ruined for everyone else on-base.

Harry Leferts said:
Jersey froze and her pupils dilated before a roar came from her mouth. "FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! THAT WAS FUCKING DECADES AGO AND THEY'RE STILL USING IT?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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Of Course!



Americans are cheep bastards when it comes to updating training videos. Target for example still uses it's 1990s tapes.
 
BigBadBen said:
yeah. Sorry, but Musashi is gonna be in the docks for a long time after this night. Jerjer might be along side her, but happy as a clam because Bitchsashi passed out first.

*gets shelled*
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Wasn't that practically point blank though in Battleship terms?
Skywalker_T-65 said:
So much shelling going on. Good thing the only 16's I have to worry about aren't likely to shoot me.
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Nah, they just crush you between them...
chriswriter90 said:
Of Course!



Americans are cheep bastards when it comes to updating training videos. Target for example still uses it's 1990s tapes.
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So very damn true.
 
Skywalker_T-65 said:
If one wanted to use time-in-service as a measure of age and maturity...

...discounting Victory who is either dead or a ghost-in-JerJer's-head...

Then the oldest ship girl currently around would be good old Uncle Aunt Georgie. Averof is 41 years old, give or take. Old cruiser is old. Behind her is Yavuz, at 38 years old. Just, just barely older than the 37 or so Vestal. Warspite and Pennsy are about equal in the 30-year range for the battleboats, to round this out.

Of that bunch, Momboat Yavuz is probably the most mature.
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ummm... sky USS Constitution has been in service since 1788
 
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