- Location
- 'Murica
Does she seem like the type to like rough sex?
Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
- Start date
- Location
- Pacific NW
No, just a brief lecture from Magical Drunk Girl Arizona-chan should be enough.
Magi Drinki Ari-chan: "And now we go to the produce aisle for emergency organic options for a frustrated libido!"
Later some random mess-hall cooks: "WTF? For some reason none of the destroyers will eat the pickles or even touch the cucumbers in the salad section?"
Destroyers: "Ewwww! NOPE NOPE NOPE! We know where that veggie's BEEN!"
Magi Drinki Ari-chan: "And now we go to the produce aisle for emergency organic options for a frustrated libido!"
Later some random mess-hall cooks: "WTF? For some reason none of the destroyers will eat the pickles or even touch the cucumbers in the salad section?"
Destroyers: "Ewwww! NOPE NOPE NOPE! We know where that veggie's BEEN!"
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
You know what? I take it back, Jersey is not the worst when it comes to sex that I've heard of.
That guy in China who shoved a padlock all the way down (or up) his penis and got it stuck in his bladder is the worst.
That guy in China who shoved a padlock all the way down (or up) his penis and got it stuck in his bladder is the worst.
- Location
- Pacific NW
Harry, you aren't supposed to challenge the Internet like that. It just laughs.
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Skywalker_T-65
Writer with too many ideas.
- Location
- United States
- Pronouns
- Plural/They/He/Her
...mein gott
Quadhelix
Professional Windmill Hunter
Musashi: Sir, I request permission to engage in night battle with the USS New Jersey.
Goto: *thinking "night battle" means some kind of training exercise* Permission granted.
Goto: *thinking "night battle" means some kind of training exercise* Permission granted.
Alternatively:
Musashi: Sir, I request permission to engage in night battle with the USS New Jersey.
Goto: And by "night battle," you mean "sex."
Musashi: Yes sir.
Goto: You're really asking that after the disaster we had last time.
Musashi: Sir, we will be far more discreet this time. New Jersey is also planning on getting permission from her commanding officer.
Goto: Very well -- if he agrees, then you have my blessing
Goto: *There's no way Williams is going to be stupid enough to agree to this*
...some time later:
Goto: And by "night battle," you mean "sex."
Musashi: Yes sir.
Goto: You're really asking that after the disaster we had last time.
Musashi: Sir, we will be far more discreet this time. New Jersey is also planning on getting permission from her commanding officer.
Goto: Very well -- if he agrees, then you have my blessing
Goto: *There's no way Williams is going to be stupid enough to agree to this*
...some time later:
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Well, yes, that is true...
Yes, yes it is. I still can't understand how...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously, that is horrifying.
... Yeah, got nothing to add.
Sounds about right.
- Location
- Canada
Whooo boy, Just imagine the looks on the faces of Yamato and Iowa when they find out.
Burning Baron
This position needs more entrenching.
- Location
- In here, not out there.
That should be a 'dessert.' The other one implies sand.
- Location
- Canada
Iowa: Sis, i know i told you to use Google but why is "Klingon mating rituals" in your search history??
pjmoyer
Terrapin Corps
- Location
- Maryland
Vengeance: I'm sorry, that one was mine. I honestly didn't think a human battleship would dare attempt those.
- Location
- Canada
Iowa: Clearly, you havent met my sister...
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
For anyone worried, this still passes, since they're not underage, and it doesn't turn into porn.
Poor, poor Gale...
Poor, poor Gale...
PAGDTenno
Verified Warmind. Probably on fire.
- Location
- South Carolina
Being Gale is Suffering, Round 721.
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
One day, Gale is going to have enough and just snap. And when that day comes, all the shipgirls there will learn to fear her.
- Location
- Minot, North Dakota
Three months later.....
Texas: (gesturing to photo of Jersey and Musashi on the screen behind her) This, sweeties, is why you are required to take this course. So that if you choose to engage in "night battles" this will not happen to you or your significant other.....
Jersey : (covering her face) This is so embarrassing. Every cruiser, battleship, submarine, and carrier in the fleet has seen this picture, because of these required classes.
Musashi: YES!!! I, Musashi, am now famous in America as a great lover!!
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
- Location
- Walking the Endless Corridors
Huh... that was surprisingly cute all things considered, is there's more to it than just that one scene though? Because that scene is all I can find...
- Location
- San Diego
uh-huh. You are known as a great torpedo catcher. and bombing target. Not something to be proud about, choco-chan.
- Location
- Minot, North Dakota
Actually, they were repeatedly decommissioned and recommissioned for short periods of time. If commissioned time is their "lifetime" then the Iowa's aren't really that old, compared to the Standards who were in continuous commission for 30 years or more.
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"Soooo.... who won?"
"DAMMIT SIS!"
"Oh no, not just shipgirls. Every single enlisted and officer too. Can't single out shipgirls when it comes to required classes."
YuffieK
(Verified Ninja Princess)
I would expect her to go into full on momboat RAGE when that happens... and then go into labor immediately afterward.
I think it was mentioned that Gale is supposed to be having quadruplets? How about Olivia, Audrey, Ruby and Stephanie? (Perry-class frigates FFG-7, FFG-34, FFG-57 and FFG-29)
And I just realized their initials are OARS.