I didn't see the 'Figma' portion, nor the stand at first...my first impression was, "Ooh, Minishima!"

"Mic check! One, two!"
"Shima~! Shima, Shima~!"

*Crowning is sitting in the mess hall, eating lunch when he notices a movement out of the corner of his eye. He turns to see Minishima standing on the table looking at him.
Crowning: Hello there...who do you belong to?
Minishima: Shima~.
Crowning: Ah, I see. *Pushes a piece of kiwi fruit off his plate and onto a napkin* Hungry?
Minishima: *looks at him with adoration* Shima...~ *grabs the piece of fruit and chows down*
So she would like arctic kiwi then?

It's the smaller one and tastes like a kiwi.
 
One of my posts from the other thread for those who prefer not to get cancer from Space Battles: (talking about MREs)
Although I'd advise keeping the laxative gum out of the ones given to the Taffies.
Johnston: Hey momboat, want some gum?
Jersey: *whap* I'm not a momboat!! Also, sure. Thanks. *eats immediately*
Johnston: *cackles evilly and leaves*
Jersey: well, that was weird... *a fart slips out* Oh no... Get back here you little-!! *another fart... with a bonus* Grrr... I'll deal with you later.
 
One of my posts from the other thread for those who prefer not to get cancer from Space Battles: (talking about MREs)
Although I'd advise keeping the laxative gum out of the ones given to the Taffies.
Johnston: Hey momboat, want some gum?
Jersey: *whap* I'm not a momboat!! Also, sure. Thanks. *eats immediately*
Johnston: *cackles evilly and leaves*
Jersey: well, that was weird... *a fart slips out* Oh no... Get back here you little-!! *another fart... with a bonus* Grrr... I'll deal with you later.
Xylitol isn't that much of a laxative unless you're allergic. Most sugar alcohols are the same, which is why sugar free gummy bears are so infamous because they contain a high portion and people eat ridiculous amounts.
 
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I lost sleep, dignity, got yelled at and pretty much got shit thrown at me.

The next update better be damned good.
 
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