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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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LadyPearl said:
Iku: Jersey, run! Iku will hold Mo back. Hold her by those delicious boobies... yes...
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Arizona: OK, Iku, that's enough! (Picks her up) You and I are going to Sears to find you a nice, loose fit, ankle length dress with sleeves and a high collar.

Iku: No!! Save me, Mo! She only runs 30,000 horsepower. You can take her!

*PrudeZona turns to stare at Missouri*

Mo: Oh, hey...I...uh...Wait, Shinano! You need an escort to go to the...uh...mess hall....(leaves area fast and noisy)
 
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You know you're working retail too much when the phrase "angry mother" doesn't link with the idea "probably the poster's mother" until you've read the post train 3 times trying to figure out why some kid threw some stuff at you and their mom was angry at the person that got stuff thrown at them ...
 
B-baka! said:
Must... finish... that... DETAIL! *collapses*

Ta-dah! I present you with a Washkini.

I can die in peace now...
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Nicely done! Great work I say. :)

And no dying.
Rancher_357 said:
Arizona: OK, Iku, that's enough! (Picks her up) You and I are going to Sears to find you a nice, loose fit, ankle length dress with sleeves and a high collar.

Iku: No!! Save me, Mo! She only runs 30,000 horsepower. You can take her!

*PrudeZona turns to stare at Missouri*

Mo: Oh, hey...I...uh...Wait, Shinano! You need an escort to go to the...uh...mess hall....(leaves area fast and noisy)
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Hahaha. One does not underestimate the power of the Prude Rage!

Also, not dead. Just stupidly busy. I have an outline at least?
 
Old Iron said:
Nicely done! Great work I say. :)

And no dying.

Hahaha. One does not underestimate the power of the Prude Rage!

Also, not dead. Just stupidly busy. I have an outline at least?
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I haven't even started on my ship CAD yet either. I might actually do Bismarck first because I have a design book on her with everything down to the freakin' paravane.
Also, if any of you have any detailed Engineering drawings of German AA guns, with all separate pieces not just the entire assembly that'd be great. The book is great but it doesn't show everything for things it doesn't need to, I.e. the individual parts of the AA armament or the actual type of bolts to use where.
Here are some pics of the book for you:
 
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Psychovania... That has a nice ring to it. It also sounds like a video game.

Battleship Pennsylvania, starring in the new hit Metroidvania adventure: Psychovania!
 
Damnit, now I'm wondering what Game Night is like with the shipgirls. and I thought sharing a controller with my sister was a pain....
 
In the omake I did... Ari was a Dwarven Barbarian, Mutsu was an Elven Fighter, Albie was a Halfling Rouge, Richardson was a Human Bard, and Jintsuu was the DM.
 
Vyrexuviel said:
HOT DAMN. Lemmy guess: archery-based rangers, the lot of them.
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Because that's a balanced party, right? I know firing into melee is a major pain-in-the-ass, but there are better ways to avoid doing that.

Plus, depending on the system, there are likely better ranged damage dealers. 5e, mages have stupid high damage outputs, because of the buffs to ranged cantrip damage. 3.5, a well-built Hellfire Warlock probably would have them beat, for sustained damage. Seriously, the damage output of a good Warlock build can be pretty ridiculous. And dealing with the Con damage is fairly easy to handle, because Vestige cheese.

(Edit: Why yes, I am a mild optimization nut when it comes to 3.5 D&D, why do you ask?)
Old Iron said:
In the omake I did... Ari was a Dwarven Barbarian, Mutsu was an Elven Fighter, Albie was a Halfling Rouge, Richardson was a Human Bard, and Jintsuu was the DM.
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Bit short on casting power, but sounds decently balanced otherwise. Also, *insert obligatory joke about people mixing up 'rogue' with 'rouge' here*.
 
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Old Iron said:
Psychovania... That has a nice ring to it. It also sounds like a video game.

Battleship Pennsylvania, starring in the new hit Metroidvania adventure: Psychovania!
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A Kancolle game in the style of Metroid would be interesting. Instead of the Plasma beam, it's super-heavy shells!
 
Old Iron said:
Dangit autocorrect. I play rogues and should know better.
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Boy, do I know that feeling. Having to deal with training a brand new version of autocorrupt, because Apple decided to be dicks to my muscle-memory. They completely rearranged the non-alphabetical keyboard in iOS 11, and didn't include a classic keyboard setting, so I downloaded one which was closer to the original...which comes with it's own autocorrupt function, unique from Apple's. It's a pain, but at least I'm not typing '@' instead of '-'. Or various other typos the new keyboard causes.
 
theJMPer said:
When they were all stationed in Japan, Atago managed to cobble together an RPG using Harpoon with Tenryuu and Ashigara. (They got their faeries to push the little models around.)
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I am now imagining a team of admiral fairies working together to learn to play WoWarships. And quickly learning the ships and maps well enough to be utterly unbeatable.
 
Farmerbob1 said:
I am now imagining a team of admiral fairies working together to learn to play WoWarships. And quickly learning the ships and maps well enough to be utterly unbeatable.
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Welp, word on the forums is that the WoWS US Cruiser line is getting split into Light and Heavy cruisers...and the St. Louis class is going to be included (USS Helena)...
 
I need to get around to writing more nyancruiser Tiger...


Also, Iron bully in the form of (AL) Ari:

 
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