Ask the nearest current or previous navy service person which they'd rather drink then :p
as a 3rd generation sailor, 4th generation military, i can say booze. if it is alcoholic, we will drink it. Dont care if it is 5 dollar rot gut, a 1.3 million dollar bottle of rum, or a drink that will eat out insides, if it gets us buzzed, we will gladly drink it.
 
What if the donuts are covered in donut butter?
She will still share. However you may detect some visible reluctance. Unless you're a destroyer or Jane.

And now I imagine a Looney Tunes style chase scene after Hiei swipes Ari's donuts as a joke. No donuts are actually harmed in this madness.
Also why do I see a variant of this for Smolzona?
That's adorable. Smolzona and the journey to the center of the donut.

...dangit, now I want a donut.
 
Smolzona wearing a fedora and leather jacket, rescuing her sidekick Mini-mu from falling into a donut air pocket and having to outwit Tiny Pringles to get to the center first...
This could be a series all its own.
No, see, you're assuming Arizona has any input into where the donuts go.
True. Jane has dictated the terms and they shall not be deviated from.
Swiping Ari's donuts is about like interrupting Kongo's Tea Time...it just isn't done. And if you try it, you deserve every ounce of pain you get in return.
Nah, see. Ari will simply capture Hiei and press her into service as a donut chef for a while. Possibly having her pull double duty as a waiter while she and the rest of the family enjoy a donut and coffee laden breakfast.
The Smols are cuteness overload. :)
As well they should be. :)
 
Nah, see. Ari will simply capture Hiei and press her into service as a donut chef for a while. Possibly having her pull double duty as a waiter while she and the rest of the family enjoy a donut and coffee laden breakfast.
Um, does Hiei know how to make donuts that are fit for human consumption? That should be one's first question.
 
Eh, I'd give her some credit. She's a damn good chef when not trying to make something super-fancy/exotic. Donuts don't fall into that, so they would be just fine imo.
Richardson: They're some of the best I've ever had, in all honesty.
Mutsu: I second that.
Hiei: *beams*
Hiei seems to have perfectly fine cooking as long as Arizona is in the room for some odd reason.
Hiei: *pouts* She won't let me try anything interesting. And I can't pull the wool over her head anymore.
Arizona: I have my eyes on you.
 
Richardson: They're some of the best I've ever had, in all honesty.
Mutsu: I second that.
Hiei: *beams*
I can imagine that, and Hiei should be proud!
Hiei: *pouts* She won't let me try anything interesting. And I can't pull the wool over her head anymore.
Arizona: I have my eyes on you.
Keep up the good work, Ari!

Also, since we're past 2016 now, I have to wonder... if you played this song what would come out:
 
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