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Admiral_Corgi said:
Honestly for Cameron and 'laska, I see that it'll be about 2 years at least before they get married, barring any derps during the Honeymoon, it could be another year after that before they had their first kid.
On the otherhand, they could end up in a situation where they get carried away one night and 'laska ends up with one on the slip come morning. To which I say, better hurry and marry her then and there Cameron, Cuz Texas is gonna be there holding a shotgun Naval battery to someone's back as soon as the news gets to her.

Course though, Cameron's a good man, so it'll just prolly be for appearances sake instead of anything else.

Which makes me wonder who'd actually be holding the "Shotgun" in a Shotgun wedding involving a Ship girl... Oh great Now I've gone and Imagined Williams holding an Actual Shotgun to a Sailor's back after they ended up fooling around with a Cruiser... What? It was funny in my head, and I've been up 23 hours (again).
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I think that his mom is gonna make it much sooner. She wants the business at least, and she really likes 'laska.
Go to bed!
 
Admiral_Corgi said:
Which makes me wonder who'd actually be holding the "Shotgun" in a Shotgun wedding involving a Ship girl... Oh great Now I've gone and Imagined Williams holding an Actual Shotgun to a Sailor's back after they ended up fooling around with a Cruiser... What? It was funny in my head, and I've been up 23 hours (again).
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Assuming that said sailor's ass isn't mounted on a wall for trying to run away (or actually even just bedding a cruiser in the first place).
That aside, yeah I can kinda see that happening. And it wouldn't be just any old double barrel shotgun either, it would be an AA-12.
 
Shipping... shipping never changes.

Barring that thought and sweeping all the shippings and marriage conspiracies theories aside, we should all talk about the future abyssal attacks. While I'm glad the recent chapters have been more life slices than fighting, we should really prepare. Who knows what else the abyssals have summoned?
 
B-baka! said:
Shipping... shipping never changes.

Barring that thought and sweeping all the shippings and marriage conspiracies theories aside, we should all talk about the future abyssal attacks. While I'm glad the recent chapters have been more life slices than fighting, we should really prepare. Who knows what else the abyssals have summoned?
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Well I kinda did talk about that here to a degree, or rather talked about how a Tosa-Class could be used to distract Musashi and allow something very bad to happen.
I've got plenty more theories of what kind of attacks we can expect in the Future. What we'll see in Future pushes into Abyssal territory ( it ain't gonna be pretty, what we saw on Woody Island was barely the Warmup for what lies ahead.) I could get into all of that... but this Corgi is tired and is finally going to sleep.
 
I've never understood the siscon thing. Never have, never will.


Also, people are forgetting about Abyssmarck and friends. They're still out there too.
 
Admiral_Corgi said:
Well I kinda did talk about that here to a degree, or rather talked about how a Tosa-Class could be used to distract Musashi and allow something very bad to happen.
I've got plenty more theories of what kind of attacks we can expect in the Future. What we'll see in Future pushes into Abyssal territory ( it ain't gonna be pretty, what we saw on Woody Island was barely the Warmup for what lies ahead.) I could get into all of that... but this Corgi is tired and is finally going to sleep.
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Night. Sleep well.
I personally think that they'll counter-counterattack in the Gulf. Possibly with Lady Lex as revenge
 
I thought the two Abyssal twins off Pearl were Scharnhorsts...to my knowledge, Bismarck has yet to appear in this fic, Abyssal or otherwise.
 
Admiral_Corgi said:
Honestly for Cameron and 'laska, I see that it'll be about 2 years at least before they get married, barring any derps during the Honeymoon, it could be another year after that before they had their first kid.
On the otherhand, they could end up in a situation where they get carried away one night and 'laska ends up with one on the slip come morning. To which I say, better hurry and marry her then and there Cameron, Cuz Texas is gonna be there holding a shotgun Naval battery to someone's back as soon as the news gets to her.

Course though, Cameron's a good man, so it'll just prolly be for appearances sake instead of anything else.

Which makes me wonder who'd actually be holding the "Shotgun" in a Shotgun wedding involving a Ship girl... Oh great Now I've gone and Imagined Williams holding an Actual Shotgun to a Sailor's back after they ended up fooling around with a Cruiser... What? It was funny in my head, and I've been up 23 hours (again).
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konnigvanmessen said:
I think that his mom is gonna make it much sooner. She wants the business at least, and she really likes 'laska.
Go to bed!
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One side: 5' Naval Gun.
Othet side: Genuine Motherly Smile directly learnt from Asian Grandma.

...That's kinda one-sided, isn't it? I mean, nobody mess with Baachan collectives.
 
Skywalker_T-65 said:
I've never understood the siscon thing. Never have, never will.


Also, people are forgetting about Abyssmarck and friends. They're still out there too.
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I honestly expected them to pull a "big damn hero"-esque moment during Ari's and Pennsy's bullying of the Derfflingers

ijnfleetadmiral said:
I thought the two Abyssal twins off Pearl were Scharnhorsts...to my knowledge, Bismarck has yet to appear in this fic, Abyssal or otherwise.
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theJMPer said:
On the other side of the world, a predator stalked her prey. The abyssal princess smiled as the warm waters of the south Pacific ocean streamed past her broad hull, flashing to ice as they kissed her raked clipper bow. It felt good to be at sea, to be free to roam and hunt as she wished.

The princess closed her eyes as the sun beamed down against her snow-white skin, her talons biting into her heavy belt armor. For too long she'd been kept from the hunt, forced to hide in the snowy crevasses, forced to look to the sky with fear, always worrying the next strike would be her last. Forced to let her prey run rampant while she hid like a driven animal. Alone, afraid, powerless.

But no more. She threw her head back, a thundering laugh echoing from her machinery spaces, a roaring twelve-part harmony of fury and pride. Her triple screws bit into the water as she cruised past the Solomons, angling through the placid waters of Samoa and Fiji to the haven of Hawaii.

Waters rich with prey. Finally, finally the princess would exact her terrible vengeance. The very thought of oil pouring like blood into the uncaring waves made her giddy. She would kill and gnash and fight. And she wouldn't do it alone.

The princess glanced over her shoulder at her beloved sister, a sister she'd never known. Fate had torn the two apart, and now it'd brought them back once more. Together, they would lead their fleet to glorious war, and the world would quake at the very wispier of their names.

The princess's smile turned downright venomous as her float plane radioed in. A convoy limping for what they so foolishly considered safety.

They would learn.

They would know fear.

And then they would die.

Hail Victory.
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Hey, Jersey! What was your favorite guest question from when you were a museum? Because I'm pretty sure a kid asked me Iowa's new favorite today:

Iowa: What would I do if a legit wooden pirate ship--like out of treasure island--pulled alongside and tried to grapple over?

Oh, and we got a new pin.
 
Nicholas said:
Hey, Jersey! What was your favorite guest question from when you were a museum? Because I'm pretty sure a kid asked me Iowa's new favorite today:

Iowa: What would I do if a legit wooden pirate ship--like out of treasure island--pulled alongside and tried to grapple over?

Oh, and we got a new pin.
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ijnfleetadmiral said:
LOL I don't think even the magic of the Black Pearl or Queen Anne's Revenge would save that ship from becoming matchwood.
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They deserves go be matchstick fodder. Real pirates won't attack head on; they uberpileyou first, then boarding action. Also won't attack anyone beyond their weight class, but that's very obvious.
 
RBomber said:
They deserves go be matchstick fodder. Real pirates won't attack head on; they uberpileyou first, then boarding action. Also won't attack anyone beyond their weight class, but that's very obvious.
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There was that one time some Somali pirates tried to attack an American destroyer... :whistle:

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Nicholas said:
Iowa: What would I do if a legit wooden pirate ship--like out of treasure island--pulled alongside and tried to grapple over?
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Depends on how good it was back in the day. An American-built frigate from the late 1700s would certainly give Jersey a run for her money, and something like Virginia would be just about untouchable.
 
I just had this hilarious image of Wisky dressing up as the most kawaii ugu~ character she can find. Mostly because six-four amazon unironically cosplaying as a loli is hilarious.
 
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