Just give it the Cop Stare. You know the one. The one that a police officer gives as you drive past his cruiser doing something so insanely illegal that he's left momentarily dumbfounded, and reverts to just giving you the look that says, "...really? REALLY?" as he tries to figure out how the hell he's supposed to write THIS one up...Hey, Jersey! What was your favorite guest question from when you were a museum? Because I'm pretty sure a kid asked me Iowa's new favorite today:
Iowa: What would I do if a legit wooden pirate ship--like out of treasure island--pulled alongside and tried to grapple over?