Baltimores ? I see them from time to time in my Hipper, but they rarely survive very long (on EU)
Also you/we probably should take that to the WoWS thread and stopp the Offtopic here

Except JMP doesnt have anything against this kind of topic in his thread
 
Know what doesn't survive long? An Atlanta that's inside of firing range with anything remotely bigger than it, sometimes even stuff the same size.

Seriously. It's a floating Citadel that gives out the most glorious bullethell I've ever seen but if it's in range of you, it's well into your range and it's way too easy to blow up for how tiny it's range is.
 
San Fran : Let's not talk any more about Atlanta... and it's not just because this isn't about World of Warships.

Please.
 
Jersey: Frisco... for crying out loud, suck it the fuck up, will you? Shit happened, get over it. We got shit to do now, go... find some abyssals and torch them or something.
 
Jersey: Frisco... for crying out loud, suck it the fuck up, will you? Shit happened, get over it. We got shit to do now, go... find some abyssals and torch them or something.

San Fran : I LOST MY ONLY TWO FRIENDS, MY ADMIRALS, AND MY CAPTAIN THAT DAY! I cannot let it go! I failed them Jersey! I failed to protect the people I loved, and I'm probably going to do it again if we can't get this goddamn mission to go correctly!

... I can't fail them. Not again. Not anymore.
 
It's actually somewhat on-topic, given how much WoWs Musashi plays. Well... how much she plays when she's not being temp-banned for demanding CVs be nerfed and Yamatos be buffed.
Man, Im surprised then she isnt banned for cursing the hell out of DDs
Also CVs are the least of my problems then again im a CA player
 
San Fran : I LOST MY ONLY TWO FRIENDS, MY ADMIRALS, AND MY CAPTAIN THAT DAY! I cannot let it go! I failed them Jersey! I failed to protect the people I loved, and I'm probably going to do it again if we can't get this goddamn mission to go correctly!

... I can't fail them. Not again. Not anymore.
Acadia: At least you didn't see your homeport blasted and burn...
 
"Ping..." part 2
Just had to get this out of my system...
Ping... p2​

It took hours before Albacore was certain she was alone. The low droning hum of the Sendai-class's turbine had remained long after the loud bustle of human sailors had filed out of… of whatever the hell this building was. Albacore could feel the light cruiser searching, she could sense her eyes panning across the gloomy water for any hint of a submarine hull.

The Submarine was just glad whatever insane Jap architect built this structure had decided to light it with candles instead of floodlights. The water couldn't be much more than twenty feet deep, and it was clear as crystal. Even a Jap couldn't miss the submerged shadow of her hull though that.

But finally, even the patient hum of Japanese turbines faded to nothing, and Albacore was left with nothing but the sound of gentle eddies washing against her skin. She glanced at her watch, squinting at the dimly-glowing radium numerals though the dark, clear water. She'd lost contact with the cruiser a solid forty-five minutes ago, and her last track had the cruiser steaming out of the building.

Albacore flipped her watch's anti-glare cover back on, and angled herself for the surface. A few strong kicks sent her on the way to periscope depth, and she went still as she glided to a stop just below the glass-calm surface.

A quick check with her scope only verified what her hydrophones had already told her. She was absolutely, totally alone.

Albacore swam the last foot or so to the surface, her fauxhawk cutting though the water like her bow used to do, although with considerably less churned-up surf. The submarine swam for the first ladder she saw, her long legs speeding her though the dark water at a solid clip.

She paused as she grabbed hold of the painted-steel ladder, squinting in the gloom at the sign hanging from the top two rungs.

A very clear "NO DIVING" picture was framed by a row of illegible Japanese squiggles on top and much more legible "No diving" lettering in English. Strange. Strange and mildly worrying. The only reason Albacore could think of to put two languages on a sigh like that was occupation. And she couldn't imagine the US every putting their language on the bottom.

The submarine scowled, pulling herself up the ladder one rung at a time as she tried to minimize the sound of water pouring off her swim suited body. Something was very very off here.

But regardless of how many strange things were going on, Albacore was certain she wouldn't find any answers in this… bizarre candle-lit room. She pushed her growing reservations to the back corner of her mind and powered up the ladder and made her way to the first door she saw.

The submarine stopped a few feet short, pressing her slick body against the wall without a sound as she opened her ears. She could hear the wisps of a gentle breeze wafting though streets outside.

Muted conversations—in both Japanese and occasionally English—mingled with the dull sound of rubber-soled boots against concrete. There were people about, but none of them sounded closer than a few dozen yards. With a little luck—something Albacore'd never lacked for—she should be able to slip out unseen.

The submarine was just about to make a break for open… land when she glimpsed her reflection in the mirror. She was still getting used to being a girl, much less one so… shapely.

She didn't mind her salt-caked hair, and her stern aquiline features were the very model of a cold, calculating submariner. But her stern… The Gato-class's four after torpedo tubes had apparently translated to a very… pronounced stern. One that her tight-fitting swimsuit was cut far to high to properly cover.

Albacore scowled. If she wasn't deep within Jap territory, she might have considered flaunting what BuShips had so graciously given her. But now wasn't the time… now was the time to act!

The submarine peeked around the corner, making sure no prying eyes were looking in her direction. Then she sprinted though the door, carefully placing her feet to minimize noise as she bolted for the nearest bush.

Neither her skin nor swimsuit were the best camouflage, but in the evening gloom, they worked well enough. Any passers-by would be too blinded by the bright streetlights to spot a lone Gato lurking in the grass.

For the next hour, Albacore slowly made her way though the base. Her stomach twisting itself about inside her slender waist, and it was all the submarine could do to keep it from letting its displeasure known with a loud growl. She needed something to eat, and soon.

But she hadn't panicked before, and she wasn't going to start now. She couldn't risk looking for a mess hall, that many sailors in close proximity would spot her no matter how stealthy she tried to be. No, she'd need to find a private home and break in.

At least she was on a Military base. Security might be tight, but it was concentrated at the gates, anyone already inside the base could move about at will. And with such a large military presence keeping the cordon secure, anyone living on base wouldn't have a reason to lock their doors.

That's what the Albacore kept telling herself. That, and fantasizing about warm biscuits and fresh fruit. Anything to keep her aching belly from giving her position away.

Finally, after another hour of slinking about, the girl found her mark. A distinctly American house with a distinctly empty driveway. The lights were on, but with no car parked outside, Albacore figured the owners had to be away. And if they weren't… anyone with such a fancy house this deep in Jap-held territory was either Japanese or working for them. Neither one was particularly dear to her heart.

Getting in proved harder than she'd hoped. The owner—someone by the name of 'Richardson' if the welcome mat was to be believed—had locked all the ground-level doors, and Albacore wasn't brave enough to test her brand-new legs with a climb.

Fortunately, she was a submarine, the red-headed stepchild of the Navy. She and her sisters had earned the reputation of stealing everything even remotely stealable every time they made port. They had to to fill out their meager handouts from 'proper channels.' And that skill had made Albacore very practiced in picking locks.

It took her less than a minute to gain entrance, and the submarine instantly angled for what she assumed was the kitchen.

Everything inside looked fancier than anything she'd ever seen. What wasn't brushed steel was polished stone or glistening black plastic. More importantly, there was a refrigerator, its door adorned with dozens of mediocre drawings 'to daddy' lovingly attached with magnets.

Her stomach frantically cramping inside her, Albacore threw caution to the wind and flung open the polished metal door. She basked in the sudden light and smell of food for all of a second before frantically grabbing for everything her sinewy arms could reach.

She tore open a plastic bag of…she didn't even know what and gulped down the contents with a greedy pant. She'd barely swallowed when she zeroed in on a bottle of milk. The starving submarine tore off the cap so violently the top half-inch of the bottle came with it, spilling chilly milk all over her feet.

Ablacore was too hungry to care, she raised what was left of the gallon jug to her lips and downed it all in one long swallow. She wiped at her mouth, letting the empty-jug fall to her feet as she scrambled for something else to eat. Her belly had been roused from its forced-hibernation, she needed—

Oh, pizza! The Submarine stacked two species atop one another and shoved the improvised sandwich into her mouth. The cold meat and bread felt better than the finest French cuisine to the famished submarine. She was still hungry, but at least she'd driven off her need for food long enough to claw her way back to rational thought.

"Oh, hello?" a very tiny voice said. She seemed… she wasn't scared, was barely even surprised.

Albacore froze, instinctively rigging for silent running and trying to fade into the tile floor. Sadly, crash-diving into the open ocean is a lot less painful than belly-flopping onto wet tile.

"Who are you?" hissed Albacore, rolling onto her back as she struggled to gain situational awareness. She'd been backed into a corner by her own stupidity! She'd been thinking with her belly instead of her brain, and now she was going to pay for it! But she wouldn't go gentle!

"I'm Jane!" said the source of the voice, a smiling little girl—Caucasian girl—who could only be described as utterly adorable. The girl offered one hand to the terrified submarine, "You looking for a midnight snack?"

The Submarine slowly nodded.

"Let's make a cake!"

Albacore blinked. "Uh… okay?"
- - - - - - - - - - -
A/N: with apologies Old Iron for stealing little Jane.
 
There is going to be diabetes in the near-future of Albacore, and it will be amazing. Is it wrong that I want to hug Albacore though?

On a side note...
Know what doesn't survive long? An Atlanta that's inside of firing range with anything remotely bigger than it, sometimes even stuff the same size.

Seriously. It's a floating Citadel that gives out the most glorious bullethell I've ever seen but if it's in range of you, it's well into your range and it's way too easy to blow up for how tiny it's range is.
If they're shooting at you, then you're playing Atlanta wrong. Sometimes. I've got near 100 games under my belt and can say with confidence that she works best with friends and as an assassin of planes, DDs, and BBs. While it IS a floating citadel, it still has more more armor than most German cruisers, but its real issue is its larger profile making it a noticeable and attractive target. I run mine with detection camo and Situation Awareness to allow me to better strike from hiding.
 
The submarine was just about to make a break for open… land when she glimpsed her reflection in the mirror. She was still getting used to being a girl, much less one so… shapely.

She didn't mind her salt-caked hair, and her stern aquiline features were the very model of a cold, calculating submariner. But her stern… The Gato-class's four after torpedo tubes had apparently translated to a very… pronounced stern. One that her tight-fitting swimsuit was cut far to high to properly cover.
So many rap jokes, too little time.
Albacore scowled. If she wasn't deep within Jap territory, she might have considered flaunting what BuShips had so graciously given her.
'BuShips'? 'Bureau of Ships? Also, I now know what joke I'm using.
 
I see this

Finally, after another hour of slinking about, the girl found her mark. A distinctly American house with a distinctly empty driveway. The lights were on, but with no car parked outside, Albacore figured the owners had to be away. And if they weren't… anyone with such a fancy house this deep in Jap-held territory was either Japanese or working for them. Neither one was particularly dear to her heart.

Getting in proved harder than she'd hoped. The owner—someone by the name of 'Richardson' if the welcome mat was to be believed—had locked all the ground-level doors, and Albacore wasn't brave enough to test her brand-new legs with a climb.

"Oh, hello?" a very tiny voice said. She seemed… she wasn't scared, was barely even surprised.

Albacore froze, instinctively rigging for silent running and trying to fade into the tile floor. Sadly, crash-diving into the open ocean is a lot less painful than belly-flopping onto wet tile.

"Who are you?" hissed Albacore, rolling onto her back as she struggled to gain situational awareness. She'd been backed into a corner by her own stupidity! She'd been thinking with her belly instead of her brain, and now she was going to pay for it! But she wouldn't go gentle!

"I'm Jane!" said the source of the voice, a smiling little girl—Caucasian girl—who could only be described as utterly adorable. The girl offered one hand to the terrified submarine, "You looking for a midnight snack?"

The Submarine slowly nodded.

"Let's make a cake!"

Albacore blinked. "Uh… okay?"

Who is 'Babysitting' Jane?

I just had a image of DesDiv 6 with minder being around, playing Monopoly?
 
Just had to get this out of my system...
Ping... p2​

It took hours before Albacore was certain she was alone. The low droning hum of the Sendai-class's turbine had remained long after the loud bustle of human sailors had filed out of… of whatever the hell this building was. Albacore could feel the light cruiser searching, she could sense her eyes panning across the gloomy water for any hint of a submarine hull.

The Submarine was just glad whatever insane Jap architect built this structure had decided to light it with candles instead of floodlights. The water couldn't be much more than twenty feet deep, and it was clear as crystal. Even a Jap couldn't miss the submerged shadow of her hull though that.

But finally, even the patient hum of Japanese turbines faded to nothing, and Albacore was left with nothing but the sound of gentle eddies washing against her skin. She glanced at her watch, squinting at the dimly-glowing radium numerals though the dark, clear water. She'd lost contact with the cruiser a solid forty-five minutes ago, and her last track had the cruiser steaming out of the building.

Albacore flipped her watch's anti-glare cover back on, and angled herself for the surface. A few strong kicks sent her on the way to periscope depth, and she went still as she glided to a stop just below the glass-calm surface.

A quick check with her scope only verified what her hydrophones had already told her. She was absolutely, totally alone.

Albacore swam the last foot or so to the surface, her fauxhawk cutting though the water like her bow used to do, although with considerably less churned-up surf. The submarine swam for the first ladder she saw, her long legs speeding her though the dark water at a solid clip.

She paused as she grabbed hold of the painted-steel ladder, squinting in the gloom at the sign hanging from the top two rungs.

A very clear "NO DIVING" picture was framed by a row of illegible Japanese squiggles on top and much more legible "No diving" lettering in English. Strange. Strange and mildly worrying. The only reason Albacore could think of to put two languages on a sigh like that was occupation. And she couldn't imagine the US every putting their language on the bottom.

The submarine scowled, pulling herself up the ladder one rung at a time as she tried to minimize the sound of water pouring off her swim suited body. Something was very very off here.

But regardless of how many strange things were going on, Albacore was certain she wouldn't find any answers in this… bizarre candle-lit room. She pushed her growing reservations to the back corner of her mind and powered up the ladder and made her way to the first door she saw.

The submarine stopped a few feet short, pressing her slick body against the wall without a sound as she opened her ears. She could hear the wisps of a gentle breeze wafting though streets outside.

Muted conversations—in both Japanese and occasionally English—mingled with the dull sound of rubber-soled boots against concrete. There were people about, but none of them sounded closer than a few dozen yards. With a little luck—something Albacore'd never lacked for—she should be able to slip out unseen.

The submarine was just about to make a break for open… land when she glimpsed her reflection in the mirror. She was still getting used to being a girl, much less one so… shapely.

She didn't mind her salt-caked hair, and her stern aquiline features were the very model of a cold, calculating submariner. But her stern… The Gato-class's four after torpedo tubes had apparently translated to a very… pronounced stern. One that her tight-fitting swimsuit was cut far to high to properly cover.

Albacore scowled. If she wasn't deep within Jap territory, she might have considered flaunting what BuShips had so graciously given her. But now wasn't the time… now was the time to act!

The submarine peeked around the corner, making sure no prying eyes were looking in her direction. Then she sprinted though the door, carefully placing her feet to minimize noise as she bolted for the nearest bush.

Neither her skin nor swimsuit were the best camouflage, but in the evening gloom, they worked well enough. Any passers-by would be too blinded by the bright streetlights to spot a lone Gato lurking in the grass.

For the next hour, Albacore slowly made her way though the base. Her stomach twisting itself about inside her slender waist, and it was all the submarine could do to keep it from letting its displeasure known with a loud growl. She needed something to eat, and soon.

But she hadn't panicked before, and she wasn't going to start now. She couldn't risk looking for a mess hall, that many sailors in close proximity would spot her no matter how stealthy she tried to be. No, she'd need to find a private home and break in.

At least she was on a Military base. Security might be tight, but it was concentrated at the gates, anyone already inside the base could move about at will. And with such a large military presence keeping the cordon secure, anyone living on base wouldn't have a reason to lock their doors.

That's what the Albacore kept telling herself. That, and fantasizing about warm biscuits and fresh fruit. Anything to keep her aching belly from giving her position away.

Finally, after another hour of slinking about, the girl found her mark. A distinctly American house with a distinctly empty driveway. The lights were on, but with no car parked outside, Albacore figured the owners had to be away. And if they weren't… anyone with such a fancy house this deep in Jap-held territory was either Japanese or working for them. Neither one was particularly dear to her heart.

Getting in proved harder than she'd hoped. The owner—someone by the name of 'Richardson' if the welcome mat was to be believed—had locked all the ground-level doors, and Albacore wasn't brave enough to test her brand-new legs with a climb.

Fortunately, she was a submarine, the red-headed stepchild of the Navy. She and her sisters had earned the reputation of stealing everything even remotely stealable every time they made port. They had to to fill out their meager handouts from 'proper channels.' And that skill had made Albacore very practiced in picking locks.

It took her less than a minute to gain entrance, and the submarine instantly angled for what she assumed was the kitchen.

Everything inside looked fancier than anything she'd ever seen. What wasn't brushed steel was polished stone or glistening black plastic. More importantly, there was a refrigerator, its door adorned with dozens of mediocre drawings 'to daddy' lovingly attached with magnets.

Her stomach frantically cramping inside her, Albacore threw caution to the wind and flung open the polished metal door. She basked in the sudden light and smell of food for all of a second before frantically grabbing for everything her sinewy arms could reach.

She tore open a plastic bag of…she didn't even know what and gulped down the contents with a greedy pant. She'd barely swallowed when she zeroed in on a bottle of milk. The starving submarine tore off the cap so violently the top half-inch of the bottle came with it, spilling chilly milk all over her feet.

Ablacore was too hungry to care, she raised what was left of the gallon jug to her lips and downed it all in one long swallow. She wiped at her mouth, letting the empty-jug fall to her feet as she scrambled for something else to eat. Her belly had been roused from its forced-hibernation, she needed—

Oh, pizza! The Submarine stacked two species atop one another and shoved the improvised sandwich into her mouth. The cold meat and bread felt better than the finest French cuisine to the famished submarine. She was still hungry, but at least she'd driven off her need for food long enough to claw her way back to rational thought.

"Oh, hello?" a very tiny voice said. She seemed… she wasn't scared, was barely even surprised.

Albacore froze, instinctively rigging for silent running and trying to fade into the tile floor. Sadly, crash-diving into the open ocean is a lot less painful than belly-flopping onto wet tile.

"Who are you?" hissed Albacore, rolling onto her back as she struggled to gain situational awareness. She'd been backed into a corner by her own stupidity! She'd been thinking with her belly instead of her brain, and now she was going to pay for it! But she wouldn't go gentle!

"I'm Jane!" said the source of the voice, a smiling little girl—Caucasian girl—who could only be described as utterly adorable. The girl offered one hand to the terrified submarine, "You looking for a midnight snack?"

The Submarine slowly nodded.

"Let's make a cake!"

Albacore blinked. "Uh… okay?"
Woohoo! More Albacore! Great to see more of the USN's first summoned ninja sub.

Her introduction to human-hood is growing ever more amusing and the stealthing was pretty cool. I'm betting that once she's got some experience under her belt, she'll be able to hide right in front of you. She sounds rather proud of that stern of hers and after checking out some diagrams, I can definitely see why. Hoo boy.

The lockpicking was a nice link to subs just getting what they needed, one way or another. She'll be pretty surprised I imagine when she's told she doesn't have to do that anymore. The first couple times at least. :D

I'm really digging Albie's unchecked way of thinking. Without anyone around to bring her up to speed, she's operating as if she were in openly hostile territory. Everyone is an enemy or a traitor or a conspirator. Or even some mix. But she's being smart about it. Or at least as smart as she can be given the ludicrous hunger pangs she's dealing with.

Albie, Jane is waaay to used to this sort of nonsense. And that had to hurt. Crash dive onto tile, especilly with your new figure is highly unlikely to be a pleasant experience.

Really, really nice piece. :)
A/N: with apologies to Old Iron for stealing little Jane.
No apologies needed at all. You are more than free to have Jane run around and do Jane things. :)
 
Woohoo! More Albacore! Great to see more of the USN's first summoned ninja sub.
First summoned sub that we know of. They are basically murder-happy ninjas, who knows how many are already around pulling war patrols without anyone noticing?
Her introduction to human-hood is growing ever more amusing and the stealthing was pretty cool. I'm betting that once she's got some experience under her belt, she'll be able to hide right in front of you. She sounds rather proud of that stern of hers and after checking out some diagrams, I can definitely see why. Hoo boy.
Albacore: I'm a sub, being stealthy is my whole job! I'm still working out the "Having a body" part, but I'm getting the hang of it, I think. And yes, I'm proud of my stern, but I'm not vain about it. It's just one of many qualities I have over the fatass Jap pigboats... like being able to dive and maneuver like I'm more than a large brick.
The lockpicking was a nice link to subs just getting what they needed, one way or another. She'll be pretty surprised I imagine when she's told she doesn't have to do that anymore. The first couple times at least. :D
Submarines really run on "Better to beg forgiveness then ask permission." Except the first step is more like "Better to never be caught at all."
I'm really digging Albie's unchecked way of thinking. Without anyone around to bring her up to speed, she's operating as if she were in openly hostile territory. Everyone is an enemy or a traitor or a conspirator. Or even some mix. But she's being smart about it. Or at least as smart as she can be given the ludicrous hunger pangs she's dealing with.

Albie, Jane is waaay to used to this sort of nonsense. And that had to hurt. Crash dive onto tile, especilly with your new figure is highly unlikely to be a pleasant experience.
Put yourself in her shoes, she's starving, surrounded by Japanese people, and the last thing she remembers is getting nailed by a mine off Japanese waters. And that's before she's had to spend hours sneaking around, her belly cramping more and more every minute. The poor girl's barely thinking whens she lets herself into Richardson's house and gorges herself. But... Submarine. She's cool under pressure, and would like it known that she's not some big-titted harlot like Iku!

Admittedly, that last part came back to bite her when she went for a crash-dive. Sometimes instincts betray you.
San Fran : Boardwalk. It's always fucking Boardwalk.
I'm not sure if playing monopoly would be amazing of horrifying...
 
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