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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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Sir_Gaea said:
Anti-submarine weapons EVERYWHERE!
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It's hilarious, but something did come up with Canada getting a Battleship over on SB and some snips in the idea thread. Pretty much in it Canada stuck as much ASW shit as the Americans did AA on their own Battleships.
MagisterAurelius said:
A Canadian Kongo would probably be extra polite and have a Mountie uniform. And would have 14inch shells modified to be depth bombs for ASW work.
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Canadian!Kongou: I always get my Abyssal... and Admiral.
 
"It…" Jersey scowled and straightened out. "We didn't have sex. I… fuck! Neither of us could figure out how it worked, so we fucking watched commando all night not that's not the FUCKING POINT!" Jersey's voice suddenly jumped from a rambling wispier to a furious roar. "The point is I FUCKING TRIED! I fucking knew it was wrong and I fucking did it anyway because… fucking… fuck."
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I'm sorry but this phrase tickled me pink.

No, no, this phrase.

Neither of us could figure out how it worked, so we fucking watched commando all night
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This baffles me. It truly does. Sheesh I guess it really was that difficult?

And that's all I have to say wrt subject.

(Goes back to lurking)
 
jwolfe_beta said:
I'd need to compare but weren't the Admiral-class battlecruisers (of which Hod is one) newer and more advanced than the Kongo-class when they were completed?
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Completed versus completed, the Admirals were better than the Kongous. Thing is, the Kongous refits actually Got Shit Done, while after her refits Hood became a half-sank powder keg. If both ships went up against each other in their as-sunk gear, my money would be on Kongou every time.
Commander Error said:
14" gun-launched depth charges?

...ASROC got nothing on this.

Cangou: NOBODY EXPECTS THE ASW BATTLESHIP.
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You do know the main limiting factor on ASROC effectiveness is the aiming system, right? As nice as 14-in deapth charge shells would be, that's still a massive waste of range.
 
7734 said:
You do know the main limiting factor on ASROC effectiveness is the aiming system, right? As nice as 14-in deapth charge shells would be, that's still a massive waste of range.
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Unless, of course, you use submunitions delivered by those shells to generate a Hedgehog-style pattern...
 
Jersy and yams not having sex cause they could notfigure it out and lots of ship girls dont know the first thing about sex.....that is I think the best part of this fic. Just so out in left feild to really amusing......
 
CompassJimbo said:
I'm sure there's a Constitution in a back room, too. Or possibly one that hasn't been hired yet. I'm unsure what Sheo has in mind for her design (or even if he gave permission), and I'm part of the secret cabal.
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:)

Are you speaking Constitution as in "Old Ironsides," or Constitution as in "warp factor seven, Mister Sulu?" Or... ohhh. CC-5, right. :)

theJMPer said:
Oh, Wash knows she's a woman. It's just not in the forefront of her mind and she got confused. I think you're underestimating how thick (and thicc) Wash can be.
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I remember the time the Taffies microwaved a gel-pack and it blew up in Hoel's face. She was all like "AAAAH I REGRET THIS DECISION!" until Solette pointed out that she was made of steel.

If shipgirls can forget that they're made of steel, they can forget they're women.

She doesn't have much lesbian stuff aboard, and her crew hid it all when they realized what she was about to do in an effort to stop her.
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Point.

Plus, if shipgirls knew everything that had ever been contained aboard their hulls, Jersey wouldn't have this much trouble reading "moon-moon." I don't know exactly how many Japanese-speaking sailors served aboard the battleship New Jersey over the years, but there must have been a fair number. So sexy stuff isn't even the only category of information known by real-life members of her crew (and even real-life instruction manuals aboard her), but NOT known to Jersey herself.
 
theJMPer said:
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Holy shit :o! You actually did it. Props theJMPer! Now all you need to do is keep them broken up. Wacky shenanigans and abyssal battles can then take center stage and romance/drama falls back into background.

I mean why get them together again. SB is shitting on Crowing cause how dare a guy not be a stereotype in wanting threesomes and his GF wanting girls :rolleyes: and of course how dare he not forgive her despite plenty of people in RL not forgiving just as are there those who do forgive.

This is a chance or both of them to grow as characters separate from each other.

Example, now that Jersey is out of the way. Crowing can be used as the human or outside world viewpoint towards the shipgirls. One can even use him to see the human military research on Abyssals, etc.

Musashi is very naughty. Nothing apparently happened and she lie brags about it.
 
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Ckosacranoid said:
Jersy and yams not having sex cause they could notfigure it out and lots of ship girls dont know the first thing about sex.....that is I think the best part of this fic. Just so out in left feild to really amusing......
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I still don't see how this makes any sense. There is the internet and the shipgirls know how to use the internet. They need only open a lesbian porn video and then try and copy what they see.
 
Old Iron said:
Arizona had a stow away at one point and it became something of a scandal. Madeline Blair traded sexual favors for a ride and to be hidden along the way. It did not end well. Hence Arizona's above normal prude rage and knowledge of how sex actually works.
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Also rather nicely explains where her prudishness comes from... there's a joke to be made here about repression...
 
Space Penguin said:
I still don't see how this makes any sense. There is the internet and the shipgirls know how to use the internet. They need only open a lesbian porn video and then try and copy what they see.
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Keeping in mind that you haven't had an actual relationship to judge from:
That would require time and a deliberate commitment that neither Jersey or Musashi would go through with.

'Tis one thing to start an ill-conceived action that sounds good in the midst of everything going wrong and your body dumping all those fun "oh crud" hormones into your system. .. it's another to cold-bloodedly study it and return to that same action a significant amount of time later.
 
LudicrousSpeedGo said:
Keeping in mind that you haven't had an actual relationship to judge from:
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I admitted as much.

That would require time and a deliberate commitment that neither Jersey or Musashi would go through with.

'Tis one thing to start an ill-conceived action that sounds good in the midst of everything going wrong and your body dumping all those fun "oh crud" hormones into your system. .. it's another to cold-bloodedly study it and return to that same action a significant amount of time later.
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Its just they asked Gale for info, so why not the net. I mean, just watch a video to see how they should start and who knows maybe instinct will take care of the rest. And if not, the video is still there.
 
Always Late said:
OFC Mushashi shitposts. Next thing you'll tell me the final straw was with the Plane-lover himself.
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Always Late said:
1. ... so Mushashi bragged she fucked Jersey... when she doesn't have any clue how lesbian sex works? There's being malicious. There's being stupid. And then there's malicious stupidity. Guess which one this is?
2. So Crowning has taken Jersey off her pedestal. Question is, does he want a friend or a 'friend'?
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It's more than just stupidity or malicious stupidity. While these are serious flaws that Musashi has to overcome, this is just her secondary flaws, her real flaws, and one that aggravates Musashi's secondary flaws is her conceited and arrogant nature. She is quite literally the most vain and arrogant shipgirl in this story, which is an irony, because her real life combat record is a worthless roll of toilet paper.

Her arrogance and conceit is driving to gain attention wherever she can even if it's supremely detrimental to others. I for one cannot wait for an event that destroys her tough girl act.
 
Zone-Meister said:
It's more than just stupidity or malicious stupidity. While these are serious flaws that Musashi has to overcome, this is just her secondary flaws, her real flaws, and one that aggravates Musashi's secondary flaws is her conceited and arrogant nature. She is quite literally the most vain and arrogant shipgirl in this story, which is an irony, because her real life combat record is a worthless roll of toilet paper.

Her arrogance and conceit is driving to gain attention wherever she can even if it's supremely detrimental to others. I for one cannot wait for an event that destroys her tough girl act.
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Oh yeah, she is vain. I mean AV companies are complaining about how many selfies she makes where she shows herself off.

Always Late said:
OFC Mushashi shitposts. Next thing you'll tell me the final straw was with the Plane-lover himself.
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The who?
 
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