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Always Late said:
*headdesk*
They have entire cultural signs hammered out about what signifies being pregnant, but some of them still don't know they're women.
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Oh, Wash knows she's a woman. It's just not in the forefront of her mind and she got confused. I think you're underestimating how thick (and thicc) Wash can be.
Always Late said:
OFC Mushashi shitposts. Next thing you'll tell me the final straw was with the Plane-lover himself.
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Musashi: I, Musashi, do NOT shit-post! Everything I post is content of the highest quality! VATNIKS GET OUT, REEEEEE!
Always Late said:
Yes it is Archie. Yes it is.
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Archie: *Happy submarine noises*
Always Late said:
1. ... so Mushashi bragged she fucked Jersey... when she doesn't have any clue how lesbian sex works? There's being malicious. There's being stupid. And then there's malicious stupidity. Guess which one this is?
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Musashi's one of those "Never let the facts get in the way of a good brag."
Musashi: Besides, we took our shirts off and cuddled. Same basic concept.
7734 said:
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So you're telling me that all that hapened was fumbling virgin noises?!?!?! I can get it, seeing as neither of them ever fired their big guns at another battleship, but COME ON.
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Dear god, this means Wash and the majority of the Kongou sisters are some of the best in bed. Plus, Arizona now has a reason for the Prude Rage. Worse, it means Yams knows more about the horizontal tango than Musashi (because remember who sunk Sammy? Hint, probably not Kongou...) even! Hoo boy!
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Arizona is actually the only girl with first-hand experience when it comes to sex. For all her prude rage, she is the girl you go to if you need help in the bedroom.
wildredlifer said:
Considering Navy ships carry a large amount of :turian: Training videos:turian: Jersey not knowing is a bit of a stretch due to her last tour of service.
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She doesn't have much lesbian stuff aboard, and her crew hid it all when they realized what she was about to do in an effort to stop her.
 
Part of me hates you, because I might have a migraine and this stress isn't helping. Another part of me remembers the text to Gale, and how she didn't answer. The rest of me is split between being happy Indestructible showed up, but not Sheo Darren's Constitution (American Kongō)

Migraines suck, but this split mind caused by migraines is familiar.

Go Washington/Gale!

[EDIT] Now we know why Arizona is a prude-boat.
 
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Sir_Gaea said:
Part of me hates you, because I might have a migraine and this stress isn't helping. Another part of me remembers the text to Gale, and how she didn't answer. The rest of me is split between being happy Indestructible showed up, but not Sheo Darren's Constitution (American Kongō)
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... wait, so the Kongou cafe is staffed to a bunch of Kongous from other fics?
 
My favorite bit about that was the various cosplayers being more Japanese than the real Kongou.
 
theJMPer said:
Arizona is actually the only girl with first-hand experience when it comes to sex. For all her prude rage, she is the girl you go to if you need help in the bedroom.
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Arizona: *incomprehensible prude rage* -!!!
Richardson: This explains a lot.
Hiei: *laughing* Do you have a fairy of her, too?
Arizona: *decks Hiei and drags Richardson off to give a right and proper explanation of things*
Always Late said:
... Now I'm pissed you didn't include Constitution! :p
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There could have been many, many more that simply did not get mention?
 
Konnie is in the kitchen. She's the momboat of the US Navy, so she picked up all the varieties of local food from the US. That tasty menu? All American. (Mom-boat part is head canon.)
 
Skywalker_T-65 said:
To be fair, Sheo didn't give an example of what she actually looks like before this was written.
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From a recent Discord convo:
@Sheo Darren said:
Konnie looks like a somewhat bustier Bongou in a USN uniform without the buns. (Yes, Constitution has a bigger bust than canon Kongou. Her refit upgraded her main battery of 14"/45 cal guns to Mark Seven 14"/50 caliber guns.)
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I presume she still has the Radar headband (just looks different given a different model), because she's still a Kongou sister even with American Dakka and a CAXM set instead of shitty 25mm AA guns and a Type something-or-other.
 
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