Meanwhile, on the other side of a continent, we learn a few things about the psychology of antisubmarine warfare escorts.
Destroyer cuddle puddles: they're not just adorable, they're practical.
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Naval Station Norfolk was the largest base of the world's largest fleet. Dozens of ships operated from its docks, hundreds of planes came and went every day. It was home to landmark achievements in naval aviation, home to mammoth fleets, home to a great and critical share of the U.S. Navy's twentieth-century history. As America geared up for the Abyssal War, they'd naturally made a few slight adjustments to their facilities. They'd planned ambitiously, expecting present trends to continue, and for Norfolk to become home port for a mighty force of America's new fleet.
The corner of the base set aside for Kanmusu Command Norfolk had indeed been planned ambitiously. Too ambitiously.
Norfolk's enclosed, indoor summoning pool had so far netted six failures and a blimpcat. The baths, with their oddly aromatic blend of oil and seawater, stood virtually unused. Norfolk's kanmusu mess hall, perhaps unique among dedicated shipgirl provisioning facilities the world over, did not have enough to do. Norfolk's shipgirl barracks, fit to house multiple carrier battlegroups, had yet to host a kanmusu of capital tonnage, aside from a few visits by the girls of the RN. The only semi-permanent residents were a scattering of quiet, shy destroyer escorts from elsewhere along the Atlantic coast, who rotated in and out of port as convoys entered and left the Chesapeake Bay.
Most of the rooms had been decorated on the assumption that a host of cruisers, carriers, and battleships would be filling out Norfolk's complement and sweeping the west Atlantic in short order. Instead, they were echoing, empty, oversized, with at least a dozen rooms per girl.
Rear Admiral Roscoe was starting to worry about the DEs' belief that the extra space was "scary." This was a sign of good judgment on his part. Delayed good judgment, unfortunately…
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Manning watched the two Edsalls came back to the table, carrying heaped platters of food on their trays. Camp sat down first, then produced a tiny glass bottle of hot sauce from a pocket and upended it over a heap of scrambled eggs. She looked up as Freddie Davis sat down… slowly and carefully, picking at her food without interest. "What's wrong, Freddie?"
Camp nodded slightly. Freddie had been nervous ever since they'd come back from the last convoy. Manning was worried too.
"There's… there's a submarine in my closet!" The nervous Edsall sunk her head into her hands. "I… I can hear it at night…" she muttered weakly.
"You're sure it's not just the fan or something?"
"NO! It's a submarine!"
"Only the one, right?" Manning sympathized, that couldn't feel good. But she didn't understand why that was so frightening. "What's so special about one submarine?"
"No, you don't understand! It's not just any submarine. You don't understand..." Freddie's voice quavered. "It's a missile submarine!"
Manning gasped. "It can't be! Those are just a monster story!"
"No, they're real! They, um, uh..." Freddie shuddered. "They sneak up on your coast and then... then..." Freddie sounded a little vague about that part. "Kaboom!" She spread her hands, making an echoing explosion noise. "They're like worst submarines!"
"I don't care if they're worst submarines! They're not hiding in the barracks, and they aren't real!"
"Are too!"
Camp shook her head. "They totally are." Smiling and raising one finger with a sententious air, she clinched her argument. "I heard about them in Vietnam."
"You're just trying to scare Freddie!" The Buckley-class scowled, trying unsuccessfully to loom in Camp's general direction, with all the miniscule heft her extra hundred and fifty tons' displacement provided. "Besides, even if missile submarines are real, why would one of them be hiding in her closet?"
"I don't know…" Freddie pulled her flying jacket tight around her shoulders. "Maybe it's just… keeping an eye on us and waiting for us to leave the base, so it can sneak past us?"
Camp nodded. "That makes sense…"
"You're both worrying about nothing and we should tell the Admiral!"
"I, um… tried. He just gave me the face he uses when he thinks we're being stupid. Then he told me there's no such thing as closet monsters."
"Well, there isn't."
Freddie set her jaw in an angry pout. "Oh yeah there are!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!"
At this point, the side of common sense suffered a severe setback. Camp took her sister Freddie's side. She chose to express her support by upending the remains of her plateful of eggs into Manning's face.
The hot sauce-laced eggs.
"AAAAACK!"
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It was late-o'clock and Freddie couldn't sleep. She couldn't risk closing her eyes. The boomer was there, waiting. She could feel it, even when she didn't hear little clicking and chirping noises. She was pretty sure the submarine must be spoofing her hydrophones somehow, because most of the noises didn't sound like they were actually coming from the closet. But that was just a worst submarine trying to lull her into a false sense of security. She was too smart to fall for a trick like that!
Freddie knew what she had to do. She also knew wasn't supposed to do things like that. At least, not on land. Definitely not on base. Especially not indoors. The Admiral had been very stern. Thinking about his "angry papa" face was scary. But there was a monster. In her closet.
With quiet that would have done a submathief proud, Freddie Davis slipped out of bed. Destroyer escorts knew what to do about sneaky hidden monsters trying to get a shot off at a soft, valuable target.
She knew this was probably a bad idea. Looking for missile submarines was dangerous. U-boats snuck up on you and got the drop on you. But that didn't matter.
Some of the briefings were confusing, but she understood the important parts. This wasn't like '45, or the Med, or even like the bad times back in '42, before she was born. It was worse. Abyssal submarines could sneak up the Chesapeake if they wanted to. They'd snuck up the Delaware before, and they'd-
Never. Again.
If she didn't make it... Camp would understand. Especially Camp.
Freddie sidled nervously up to her closet, still silent, trying not to breathe. A shimmer in the air by her head turned into four faeries, teetering on her shoulder, struggling with the weight of a miniature Mark 9 depth charge the size of a lemon. Gratefully, she plucked the explosive-packed teardrop from their hands, smiling affectionately. Three faeries clapped their hands over the fourth one's mouth before she could shout "Hey!" Then the four vanished.
Blur-fast, the destroyer escort jerked the door open, tossed in the depth charge, and slammed the door shut.
Blind time... blind time... wait a minute… uh-oh.
Realization dawned in the escort's eyes. Freddie bolted for the door of her room, then fled down the hall, screaming at the top of her lungs, "RUUUUNN!"
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Thomas Roscoe stood and stretched, his report concluded. He knew being such a perfectionist was probably a bad thing, but once in a while it was worth it to stay up as late as it took to get something really, truly right.
Even if Roscoe's base was a glorified waystation, and what he'd hoped would be an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the Navy's new weapon against the legions of Davy Jones had turned out to be a dead end, he felt like he wasn't doing such a bad job.
They also serve who only stand and wait, right? He could take some pride in running a good waystation, and running it well. Yes, Kanmusu Command Norfolk was useful, efficient, quiet-
Two hundred pounds of Torpex detonated in Freddie Davis's closet.
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The ensuing structural collapse of the north wing of the shipgirl barracks, and most of the central building, did a lot to solve the problem of the excess space by default.
Whether by luck or by sparkly magic, the storm of debris narrowly avoided killing anyone. The destroyer escorts Manning, Camp, and Frederick C. Davis staggered out of the wreckage, wooden beams and cinder blocks bouncing off their scraped, bruised skins.
On consultation with base psychiatric staff, Admiral Roscoe addressed the underlying issue by mandating that all shipgirls below capital tonnage sleep two or more to a room whenever possible.