[5:41 PM] Rook: Now them PART THE EIGHT
[5:41 PM] Rook: Da
[5:41 PM] Aleph: Ah yes
[5:41 PM] Aleph: Then Part Eight
[5:41 PM] Aleph: Which I still giggle at the start of
[5:41 PM] Aleph: snicker
[5:41 PM] Aleph: "Keris is woken the next morning by the sounds of the market and what sounds like forty roosters all choosing to crow together. Snarling a creative trilingual oath against obnoxious cocks, she throws a pillow in the vague direction of the window and snuggles further into Sasi's chest."
[5:41 PM] Rook: "creative trilinguial oath" keris reminds me of me lol
[5:41 PM] Aleph: so proud of that line
[5:42 PM] Aleph: "against obnoxious cocks"
[5:42 PM] Aleph: : V
[5:42 PM] Rook: lol
[5:42 PM] Rook: baaaaaaath
[5:42 PM] Rook: and now mappage
[5:42 PM] Rook: Shadow of the White Spire eh
[5:43 PM] Rook: lol the mavaroska
[5:43 PM] Aleph: they are adorable little creatures
[5:43 PM] Aleph: Amusingly, Keris can't Beckon them
[5:43 PM] Rook: gnaaaaaarfle
[5:43 PM] Aleph: Sasi is not a morning person.
[5:44 PM] Rook: the white chalky stuff
[5:44 PM] Rook: such a way with words
[5:44 PM] Rook:
[5:44 PM] Rook: eeeee those two are such saps
[5:44 PM] Aleph: she has much skillage with the vocabulistics
[5:45 PM] Rook: >agatae
[5:45 PM] Rook: Aren't those like
[5:45 PM] Rook: The ENORMOUS DRAGONFLY BEASTS
[5:45 PM] Rook: Those spooky things
[5:45 PM] Aleph: Giant jewelled wasps, yes.
[5:45 PM] Rook: Or am I remembering wrong
[5:45 PM] Rook: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[5:45 PM] Aleph: Which, incidentally
[5:45 PM] Aleph: Keris hates
[5:45 PM] Rook: THIS IS GOOD
[5:45 PM] Aleph: Ah, but can you guess why?
[5:45 PM] Rook: Because she has the good sense to hate wasps in all forms?
[5:45 PM] Rook:
[5:45 PM] Aleph: No.
[5:46 PM] Aleph: Consider the size of a bee, or fly.
[5:46 PM] Aleph: Yes?
[5:46 PM] Rook: Mhm?
[5:46 PM] Aleph: Now consider how loud its wings are.
[5:46 PM] Rook: ... oooohhh man
[5:46 PM] Rook: Those things must make Keris want to scream
[5:46 PM] Aleph: Agatae sound like helicopters.
[5:46 PM] Aleph: There is a reason she rides her anyaglo instead.(edited)
[5:46 PM] Rook: Sasi has been edumucating herself!
[5:47 PM] Rook: PRESENT
[5:47 PM] Aleph: I love this bit
[5:47 PM] Aleph: because it basically shows off the different paradigms
[5:47 PM] Aleph:
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[5:47 PM] Rook: and Keris squee
[5:47 PM] Rook: ooo link
[5:47 PM] Aleph: My commentary on the session.
[5:48 PM] Rook: I understand most of the words in that first paragraph
[5:48 PM] Aleph: : P
[5:48 PM] Rook: momentito phone
[5:48 PM] Rook: sigh
[5:48 PM] Rook: nevermind
[5:48 PM] Rook: fucking spam
[5:48 PM] Aleph: bleh
[5:48 PM] Rook: aaaanyway
[5:49 PM] Rook: Keris going nuts
[5:49 PM] Rook: So cute
[5:49 PM] Aleph: But yeah, Keris and Sasi have very different approaches to Charm learning
[5:49 PM] Rook: GOLD MINES IN YOUR ACTUAL SOUL SASI
[5:49 PM] Aleph: Look, this is Keris.
[5:49 PM] Aleph: Are you surprised she freaked out at the concept?
[5:49 PM] Rook: No!
[5:50 PM] Aleph: ... amusingly, current-game Keris probably /does/ have gold mines in her actual soul.
[5:50 PM] Rook: lol
[5:50 PM] Rook: Shy little girl and a bossy brat.
[5:50 PM] Aleph: : V
[5:50 PM] Rook: SASIMUM
[5:50 PM] Rook:
[5:51 PM] Aleph: Sasi: "I will enter this cave."
Lawkeeper: "THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!"
Sasi: "..."
Lawkeeper: conjures glass walls to stop her
Sasi: "... ... ???"
[5:51 PM] Rook: Keris with a surprising amount of tact
[5:51 PM] Aleph: I was surprised too
[5:52 PM] Rook: Drug burning operation~
[5:52 PM] Aleph: Sasi is a monster.
[5:52 PM] Aleph: Seriously.
[5:52 PM] Aleph: These are /mortal smugglers/.
[5:52 PM] Aleph: And she's siccing a bored Keris on them.
[5:52 PM] Rook: Yyyyeah...
[5:52 PM] Aleph: This probably violates some sort of human rights treaty.
[5:53 PM] Rook: bored keris is bored
[5:53 PM] Rook: this is never good for life expectancy in a general area
[5:53 PM] Rook: aaand BWOOSH
[5:54 PM] Rook: ...
[5:54 PM] Rook: 16 SUCCESSES
[5:54 PM] Rook: KERIS PLS
[5:54 PM] Aleph: Keris sits up on a rooftop with her hands over her ears to shut out a lot of the noise and watches the building burn with a grin on her face.
[5:54 PM] Aleph: keris u r teriblu
[5:55 PM] Rook: keris pls
[5:55 PM] Rook: Silver-coated jade eh
[5:55 PM] Aleph: I really need to dig that up from
[5:55 PM] Aleph: uh
[5:55 PM] Aleph: wherever it is in my Domain now
[5:56 PM] Aleph: and make something cool out of it
[5:56 PM] Aleph: ...
[5:56 PM] Aleph: fuck
[5:56 PM] Aleph: the snake probably has it
[5:56 PM] Aleph: ¬_¬
[5:56 PM] Rook: aaand that be part the eight
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[5:58 PM] Rook: aaaaaaaaaaaand part the nine begins nao!
[5:59 PM] Rook: Keris whittles away the time with a few odd jobs, some murder, some larceny
[5:59 PM] Rook: The usual :U
[5:59 PM] Aleph: Yeah
[5:59 PM] Rook: hee keris and sasi
[5:59 PM] Aleph: so cute
[6:00 PM] Rook: iszangoool
[6:00 PM] Aleph: And here we see that Keris tends to think of Dulmea as a "normal" demon.
[6:00 PM] Rook: " little singing things made of metal crawl over and around them" o_o
[6:01 PM] Aleph: Demjen.
[6:01 PM] Aleph: They have these little familiars they make.
[6:01 PM] Aleph: To help them extract ore.
[6:02 PM] Rook: "almost a quarter of keris' normal speed" well gee it's almost like she's a freak of nature who travels obscenely fast
[6:02 PM] Aleph: Oh man
[6:03 PM] Aleph: did I leave the OOC chatter in for that bit?
[6:03 PM] Rook: yes
[6:03 PM] Aleph: I did, yes
[6:03 PM] Aleph: lawl
[6:03 PM] Aleph: Hahahaha
[6:04 PM] Rook: inspired dolphin demons!
[6:04 PM] Rook: or tired!
[6:04 PM] Rook: or both!
[6:04 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:04 PM] Aleph: Keris showing the first hints of GREAT CHARISMA
[6:05 PM] Rook: "((Cog + Survival for navigating through unfamiliar rivers at night going up into the faster-flowing highlands where there are totally waterfalls in the middle of a monsoon : p))"
[6:05 PM] Rook: lol
[6:05 PM] Aleph: i h8 him so
[6:05 PM] Rook: Did you really not expect that
[6:06 PM] Aleph: HE KEEPS GIVING ME EVIL NAVIGATION ROLLS
[6:06 PM] Aleph: "A few animals meet sudden and unexpected ends from snarling locks of hair that grab them from near the water's edge"
[6:06 PM] Aleph: keris is literally a horror movie
[6:06 PM] Rook: harvester keris lol
[6:07 PM] Rook: SWAN DIVE
[6:07 PM] Aleph: She is obnoxiously athletic.
[6:07 PM] Rook: d'aww rathan
[6:08 PM] Rook: Theocracy of the Jade-Souled eh
[6:09 PM] Rook: "Rathan giggles and squirms, clinging onto Keris with his hair and his clumsy arms. She sets off through the window, under the red moonlight of... of, uh, the baby she's carrying with her.
... that makes her head ache a bit."
[6:09 PM] Rook: fucking
[6:09 PM] Rook: I laughed hard
[6:09 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:10 PM] Aleph: Heh.
[6:10 PM] Rook: halls of hallowed stooone
[6:10 PM] Aleph: This may drive home how /fucking hard/ it is
[6:10 PM] Aleph: to do /anything/ in an area and keep it secret from Keris.
[6:11 PM] Rook: Yeah...
[6:11 PM] Aleph: She is a goddamn human radar dish.
[6:12 PM] Rook: ripples of power
[6:12 PM] Rook: ooo
[6:12 PM] Rook: ...
[6:12 PM] Rook: o_o
[6:12 PM] Rook: >enlightenment 9
[6:12 PM] Rook: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[6:12 PM] Aleph: The equivalent of E4
[6:12 PM] Aleph: Same as Sasi
[6:12 PM] Aleph: Keris is E8
[6:12 PM] Rook: ... at present in what I'm reading?
[6:12 PM] Aleph: Yup
[6:12 PM] Rook: I misremembered
[6:12 PM] Rook: @_@
[6:12 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:13 PM] Aleph: Solaroids start at E6 - their "Essence 1"
[6:13 PM] Aleph: Solars are scary.
[6:13 PM] Aleph: They're equal to a Second Circle demon fresh off the bat.
[6:13 PM] Aleph: And an experienced one like current Keris is a Third Circle peer.
[6:14 PM] Rook: Meldu, hm
[6:14 PM] Aleph: also hee
[6:14 PM] Aleph: Keris environmental bonuses
[6:14 PM] Aleph: No movement penalties in water
[6:14 PM] Aleph: no movement penalties in dense vegetation
[6:14 PM] Aleph: so useful~
[6:14 PM] Aleph: so much fun to fight people in
[6:14 PM] Aleph: Keris: the Predatoring.
[6:14 PM] Rook: "Keris recalls that Meldu is one of the souls - the Warden Soul, she thinks - of Iasestus, the Arbitrator of Doctrine. His title is the Enforcer of Thought, and he serves to ward those under his master's dominion from incorrect ideas. An androgynous being with black and white swirled skin, and only two fingers on each hand, he thrusts his hands into the heads of those who have ideas above their station and removes them - and much else besides that. His victims are left slow and simple, lacking volition or understanding. Meldu is a great fancier of cats and can often be distracted - or placated - by the gift of a pure black or pure white feline."
[6:14 PM] Rook: WELL THAT'S FREAKY
[6:14 PM] Aleph: Eh
[6:14 PM] Aleph: Second Circle demon.
[6:14 PM] Aleph: They're all a bit weird.
[6:15 PM] Rook: It is very easy to spook me with "HAHAHA I HAVE MY FINGERS IN YOUR HEAD" for some reason
[6:15 PM] Rook: I wonder what :U
[6:15 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:15 PM] Rook: ... interesting
[6:16 PM] Aleph: Keris does not have a lot of patience for Pyrian philosophy.
[6:16 PM] Aleph: ...
[6:16 PM] Rook: bland, stale, eh
[6:16 PM] Aleph: honestly, you can remove the last three words from that sentence.
[6:16 PM] Rook: yup yeah yup checks out
[6:16 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:16 PM] Rook: game is drawing to a clooose
[6:17 PM] Rook: [REDACTED]
[6:17 PM] Aleph: That's how the demon can remove thoughts from people.
[6:18 PM] Rook: demonic text sent
[6:18 PM] Rook: and THE SNEAKIES BEGIN
[6:18 PM] Aleph: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
[6:18 PM] Rook: Ahahahahahaha
[6:19 PM] Aleph: "Maybe if it finds her she can pretend she was just a mortal who was asleep? Actually wait, no, a mortal wouldn't be able to hear it even if they were awake. Though then it might try to put its hand in her head and she'd have to cut its arm off, which would probably give the game away somewhat."
[6:19 PM] Aleph: Oh, Keris.
[6:19 PM] Aleph: I do like the frequent hints that she never really feels scared.
[6:19 PM] Rook: "Oh," Dulmea says, archly. "I thought it was sunbathing."
[6:19 PM] Aleph: Not for her safety, anyway.
[6:19 PM] Rook: lol
[6:19 PM] Aleph: dulmea-mama is harsh : (
[6:20 PM] Aleph: But yeah, she's scared here that it might attack her /and then she'd have to cut its arm off and that would cause trouble/.
[6:20 PM] Aleph: She takes the "I could cut its arm off and kill it" as a given.
[6:20 PM] Aleph: Arrogant little thing.
[6:20 PM] Rook: Keris doesn't even really worry anything can hurt her, physically, much less pose a threat to her life.
[6:20 PM] Aleph: : P
[6:20 PM] Aleph: Well(edited)
[6:20 PM] Aleph: She /very rarely/ does.
[6:21 PM] Aleph: There are a few things that can genuinely scare her.
[6:21 PM] Aleph: But it's a very small group.
[6:21 PM] Rook: Mm.
[6:21 PM] Rook: >"You win," she concedes, in Meldu's general direction. "Though I'm not sure if getting him to help counts as cheating or not. And technically the cat noticed me, not you."
[6:21 PM] Rook: lmao
[6:21 PM] Aleph: ARROGANT LITTLE THING
[6:22 PM] Aleph: Deveh instantly forms a Principle of "Keris Dulmeadokht (Annoying)"
[6:22 PM] Aleph: It will never go away.
[6:22 PM] Aleph: She is fractally annoying.
[6:22 PM] Aleph: Every time he looks more closely at some part of her that annoys him
[6:22 PM] Aleph: he finds more things that annoy him.
[6:22 PM] Rook: >You may tell Nemone's scion that everything is going according to the scenario
[6:22 PM] Rook: THE SCENARIO
[6:23 PM] Aleph: she's like a russian doll where every smaller, inner doll is more irritating than the one it was inside
[6:23 PM] Aleph: except they go on forever
[6:23 PM] Rook: lol
[6:23 PM] Rook: the term is matryoshka
[6:23 PM] Aleph: I just love how irritating she is to him without even trying.
[6:23 PM] Aleph: : D
[6:23 PM] Rook: It's pretty fantastic ^_^
[6:24 PM] Rook: THE PLOT THICKENS
[6:24 PM] Rook: And that be part the nine.
[6:24 PM] Rook: ^_^