Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

Wouldn't it only fry people who meant the people inside harm? I remember Integra getting in side that one building he put up just fine.
 
"Let those who approach this home be judged by the LORD, and if they be found wanting, let them burn beneath the righteousness of His gaze. Let none with sin in their hearts profane this holy barrier, and let His grace stand against the tides o' darkness that so drown this city. AMEN!"
Exact wording of the, err, barrier conjuration. So it *might* be able to detect the intent of those trying to enter, and only zap the ones with ill intentions.
 
The barrier is, by your vote, incredibly strenuous. It does gauge intent, but it's got a pretty high standard. Eileen and Doctor Iosefka might be able to pass it, but it's not a sure thing.

And don't worry, her older sister is asleep upstairs. She says in-game that she asked her little sister to watch the house, which would imply that she herself wasn't inside at the time, but it seems illogical to me that she would be outside on a night of the hunt. Creative license is fun.
 
I SINCERELY doubt that a pig's skull, as thick as it may be, is capable of standing up to even one holy bayonet thrown at supersonic velocity. Let alone a whole bunch of same. So all this stuff about luring it sideways to get shots at its legs and whatnot - fuck that, just hit it with knives until it dies.

[X] Make some bacon
--[X] Macross Missile Massacre Blessed Bayonet Barrage
 
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A little off-topic, but I find it interesting how benign Ebrietas is.

I mean, on first sight, she screams evil. She's a Cthulhu monster in a location called the "Altar of Despair," and worshiped by the Choir, who are by all accounts bad dudes.

But.

Ebrietas is kept in almost total isolation. It's very like she has no idea what is going on outside the Altar aside from what the Healing Church filters to her. She gave the Church the power of healing blood, which the Church then used to amass their own power/ do fucked up shit with in their attempts to reach the Cosmos. But Ebrietas gave it to humanity to use, which it actually does do. And she helps you if you call on her- tickle the slug, and Ebrietas comes to your aid.

Then, she gives her favorite handmaiden knowledge of all of time as a thank-you.

Granted, both of these turn out really badly. But that's because Ebrietas doesn't really know what she's doing. She's the daughter of the Cosmos. She's a Child. She just doesn't know how fragile Humanity is in morality, mind, and body. She didn't know the Church would twist her gifts for horrid things; she didn't know that infodumping "Time.doc" into a servant woman would destroy her. And she seems to be incredibly remorseful of that. When you enter her bossroom, she's bowing to the Altar, so deeply her head is in the water, in what looks very much like an expression of apology.

TL;DNR: The road to Hell is paved with Ebrietas' good intentions.
 
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A little off-topic, but I find it interesting how benign Ebrietas is.

I mean, on first sight, she screams evil. She's a Cthulhu monster in a location called the "Altar of Despair," and worshiped by the Choir, who are by all accounts bad dudes.

But.

Ebrietas is kept in almost total isolation. It's very like she has no idea what is going on outside the Altar aside from what the Healing Church filters to her. She gave the Church the power of healing blood, which the Church then used to amass their own power/ do fucked up shit with in their attempts to reach the Cosmos. But Ebrietas gave it to humanity to use, which it actually does do. And she helps you if you call on her- tickle the slug, and Ebrietas comes to your aid.

Then, she gives her favorite handmaiden knowledge of all of time as a thank-you.

Granted, both of these turn out really badly. But that's because Ebrietas doesn't really know what she's doing. She's the daughter of the Cosmos. She's a Child. She just doesn't know how fragile Humanity is in morality, mind, and body. She didn't know the Church would twist her gifts for horrid things; she didn't know that infodumping "Time.doc" into a servant woman would destroy her. And she seems to be incredibly remorseful of that. When you enter her bossroom, she's bowing to the Altar, so deeply her head is in the water, in what looks very much like an expression of apology.

TL;DNR: The road to Hell is paved with Ebrietas' good intentions.

Ebrietas reverses her favourite handmaiden back into time when?
 
A little off-topic, but I find it interesting how benign Ebrietas is.

I mean, on first sight, she screams evil. She's a Cthulhu monster in a location called the "Altar of Despair," and worshiped by the Choir, who are by all accounts bad dudes.

But.

Ebrietas is kept in almost total isolation. It's very like she has no idea what is going on outside the Altar aside from what the Healing Church filters to her. She gave the Church the power of healing blood, which the Church then used to amass their own power/ do fucked up shit with in their attempts to reach the Cosmos. But Ebrietas gave it to humanity to use, which it actually does do. And she helps you if you call on her- tickle the slug, and Ebrietas comes to your aid.

Then, she gives her favorite handmaiden knowledge of all of time as a thank-you.

Granted, both of these turn out really badly. But that's because Ebrietas doesn't really know what she's doing. She's the daughter of the Cosmos. She's a Child. She just doesn't know how fragile Humanity is in morality, mind, and body. She didn't know the Church would twist her gifts for horrid things; she didn't know that infodumping "Time.doc" into a servant woman would destroy her. And she seems to be incredibly remorseful of that. When you enter her bossroom, she's bowing to the Altar, so deeply her head is in the water, in what looks very much like an expression of apology.

TL;DNR: The road to Hell is paved with Ebrietas' good intentions.
Most of the old ones are pretty benign arent they? They are described that way in a rune anyway, and they generally answer peoples prayers when they hear them.
 
A little off-topic, but I find it interesting how benign Ebrietas is.

I mean, on first sight, she screams evil. She's a Cthulhu monster in a location called the "Altar of Despair," and worshiped by the Choir, who are by all accounts bad dudes.

But.

Ebrietas is kept in almost total isolation. It's very like she has no idea what is going on outside the Altar aside from what the Healing Church filters to her. She gave the Church the power of healing blood, which the Church then used to amass their own power/ do fucked up shit with in their attempts to reach the Cosmos. But Ebrietas gave it to humanity to use, which it actually does do. And she helps you if you call on her- tickle the slug, and Ebrietas comes to your aid.

Then, she gives her favorite handmaiden knowledge of all of time as a thank-you.

Granted, both of these turn out really badly. But that's because Ebrietas doesn't really know what she's doing. She's the daughter of the Cosmos. She's a Child. She just doesn't know how fragile Humanity is in morality, mind, and body. She didn't know the Church would twist her gifts for horrid things; she didn't know that infodumping "Time.doc" into a servant woman would destroy her. And she seems to be incredibly remorseful of that. When you enter her bossroom, she's bowing to the Altar, so deeply her head is in the water, in what looks very much like an expression of apology.

TL;DNR: The road to Hell is paved with Ebrietas' good intentions.
Just curious, but where did you get that information about the handmaiden? Because I've never found anything that says that, and I'm honestly VERY curious.
 
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