Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

well, if we're gonna be making some plans, a couple of things to keep in mind first:

the heads of boars are designed for impacts and deflecting damage. So the best thing to do is kneecap the bastard.

Unfortunately's thats a bit difficult due to the fact its charging through water, so we move to change that.

But TehChron, how do we do that? You might ask. It's not that difficult, really, it's a dumb animal.

So you throw a bunch of pointy death in it's path, it suddenly moves to dodge it, and then winds up leaving the water.

At which point we have a more or less clear shot at it's legs. Which we then take, and cripple the poor beast.

And then? Bacon!
 
well, if we're gonna be making some plans, a couple of things to keep in mind first:

the heads of boars are designed for impacts and deflecting damage. So the best thing to do is kneecap the bastard.

Unfortunately's thats a bit difficult due to the fact its charging through water, so we move to change that.

But TehChron, how do we do that? You might ask. It's not that difficult, really, it's a dumb animal.

So you throw a bunch of pointy death in it's path, it suddenly moves to dodge it, and then winds up leaving the water.

At which point we have a more or less clear shot at it's legs. Which we then take, and cripple the poor beast.

And then? Bacon!
Make it a plan, then? Your right, pretty much. Personally I'd aim a few shots at its eyes if we weren't in water, but I see no fault in this.
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative
--[X] Throw some bayonets right at it, give it a good scare of righteous steel and force it out of the water. Then stab it in it's wee little legs once you can see 'em with some more thrown blades. Then when it's down, put the thing out of it's misery and carve it up like it's Christmas!
 
[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a line of explosive bayonets along the only path it can charge. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Detonate the lot when he charges over them. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.


I had a lot of fun with Lingering Flame in Dark Souls 2 when I finally decided to give it a go. Particularly in Scholar where I laid a bunch of explosives where the Pursuer would appear at a point in the Bastille, and then spawned him right into a massive explosion. Explosives are fun.

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[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a line of explosive bayonets along the only path it can charge. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Detonate the lot when he charges over them. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.

 
guys, we're in a tunnel

underground

constructed from stonework of dubious quality

the entire point of this exercise is to make it passable for the noncombatants, not to collapse the damn thing so that it's rendered completely useless
 
Hm.

Okay, I'll modify the plan. I still want to use explosives, but I'll move them.

[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a number of explosive bayonets in the open area outside the tunnel, although do keep it clear of the ladder. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Lure the piggy over the lot. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.

This vote lures the piggy into the more open area where structural damage is not going to happen. If the larger sewer is really so fragile that this would be able to bring it down, then the whole fucking thing will collapse when the giant fireball trap crashes into this spot anyways.
 
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Hm.

Okay, I'll modify the plan. I still want to use explosives, but I'll move them.

[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a number of explosive bayonets in the open area outside the tunnel, although do keep it clear of the ladder. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Lure the piggy over the lot. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.

This vote lures the piggy into the more open area where structural damage is not going to happen. If the larger sewer is really so fragile that this would be able to bring it down, then the whole fucking thing will collapse when the giant fireball trap crashes into this spot anyways.
So say this succeeds

How do we know if it drops a ribbon or not?
 
Hm.

Okay, I'll modify the plan. I still want to use explosives, but I'll move them.

[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a number of explosive bayonets in the open area outside the tunnel, although do keep it clear of the ladder. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Lure the piggy over the lot. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.

This vote lures the piggy into the more open area where structural damage is not going to happen. If the larger sewer is really so fragile that this would be able to bring it down, then the whole fucking thing will collapse when the giant fireball trap crashes into this spot anyways.
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=_=

No bombs please.
 
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