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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[x] Time to make some bacon.
-[x] Toss a number of explosive bayonets in the open area outside the tunnel, although do keep it clear of the ladder. Do not detonate immediately.
-[x] Toss one bayonet at the pig's dumb snout.
-[x] Lure the piggy over the lot. Roast the piggy alive.
-[x] Reapply explosives until cooked to satisfaction.
 
Guys, seriously, can we not with the explosives? Its a a canal bridge. It's not designed for multiple sudden explosive forces nearby.
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative
--[X] Throw some bayonets right at it, give it a good scare of righteous steel and force it out of the water. Then stab it in it's wee little legs once you can see 'em with some more thrown blades. Then when it's down, put the thing out of it's misery and carve it up like it's Christmas!

don't let explosives in a tunnel

that's asking for a cave in
 
[X] TehChron

People.
Do you all want to eat exploded bacon or actually delicious bacon?
There can be only one proper option here, namely the one that doesn't fuck up the bacon.
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative
--[X] Throw some bayonets right at it, give it a good scare of righteous steel and force it out of the water. Then stab it in it's wee little legs once you can see 'em with some more thrown blades. Then when it's down, put the thing out of it's misery and carve it up like it's Christmas!
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative


Ah, bacon, preferably extremely crispy.

.... should we ask the Crow if she has Molotovs?
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative
--[X] Throw some bayonets right at it, give it a good scare of righteous steel and force it out of the water. Then stab it in it's wee little legs once you can see 'em with some more thrown blades. Then when it's down, put the thing out of it's misery and carve it up like it's Christmas!
 
TehChron said:
the heads of boars are designed for impacts and deflecting damage. So the best thing to do is kneecap the bastard.
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Unless you're lying on the ground you're not going to get an angle on its legs from the front, they're set to far back beneath it.

[X] That is a big fuckin' pig, but it's still just a pig.
-[X]Nail the bastard through the eye with a bayonet and move on. Just like slaughtering time on Grandma Anderson's farm.
 
Stroth said:
Unless you're lying on the ground you're not going to get an angle on its legs from the front, they're set to far back beneath it.

[X] That is a big fuckin' pig, but it's still just a pig.
-[X]Nail the bastard through the eye with a bayonet and move on. Just like slaughtering time on Grandma Anderson's farm.
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That's why we're having it go off to the side, it'll give us a shot at its legs by shifting the angle of its approach
 
[X] Time to Make Some Bacon
-[X] Oh hell, may as well get creative
--[X] Throw some bayonets right at it, give it a good scare of righteous steel and force it out of the water. Then stab it in it's wee little legs once you can see 'em with some more thrown blades. Then when it's down, put the thing out of it's misery and carve it up like it's Christmas!

Yep, Bacon.
 
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