Reread my post comparing Lady Ninja to a cat, and couldn't resist this omake. Kinda short by my standards, but the whole thing's basically a joke anyway, so I didn't want it to overstay its welcome.
Damage Control
The Egg Brain was growing ever more exasperated by its creation, the Lady Ninja, made worse by her meeting Silver Sonic and egging him on to annoy everyone so she could see how they'd react.
It seemed the Creator was having issues with her as well, since he had complained about her appearing in his private quarters unauthorized several times, even opening the door to let Silver Sonic in on one occasion.
It needed to find a way to distract her... but how?
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'Well, that was embarrassingly easy,' the Egg Brain thought as it observed its solution.
Lady Ninja crouched low to the ground, supporting herself on all fours as she wiggled her hindquarters like the cat she so frequently acted like... and then she batted at the teaser being shaken by an Egg Pawn.
If she was going to act like a giant, teleporting cat, the Egg Brain had reasoned in an uncharacteristic moment of irrationality, it was going to treat her like a giant, teleporting cat; astonishingly, it seemed to have worked, since she was reacting to cat toys as if she was actually a cat.
Well, at least this gave everyone a reprieve from her shenanigans? Now the Egg Brain had time to consider how to rein in Silver Sonic's eccentricities, in between investing in laser pointers and other cat toys for Lady Ninja...