You know what would be hilarious? If we got tired of the constant Warp-fuckery and set up a giant dream-catcher to grab and potentially destroy anything coming from the Warp. Then one day, we notice a baby...Bah, even in the grim derpness of 40k there are still imperial worlds designated as paradise planets and other planets which are more or less on par with real world modern humanity and the same quality of life. Sure there are a bunch of crapsack worlds as well but it's not all horrible shittyness.
Just mostly.
More seriously though, there are iirc two primarchs unaccounted for in the lore. Wonder what the chances are that one of those two does in fact land on our planet?
Yes, but that's the problem. The Imperium under the Emperor was highly vulnerable to Chaos. And the Imperium after the Emperor is nearly impossible to distinguish from Chaos.
It's just a question of who the slavemaster is.
....whelp. For what it's worth, I would like to apologize for the Dark Eldar concert.
....whelp. For what it's worth, I would like to apologize for the Dark Eldar concert.
By the Emperor, this turn was disastrous. Did somebody offend the Dice Gods?
[X] Fight
So, we were fucked.To be fair, I just picked up on the setting, the attack was going to happen somewhere anyway.
....whelp. For what it's worth, I would like to apologize for the Dark Eldar concert.
Y'know, if this keeps up, with Omakes either turning up little to no rewards, or they're used to screw us over, people will just stop writing them. I know that I'm not particularly inclined to write any more with this, or my Omake netting barely more than 50 points just due to a shitty diceroll...To be fair, I just picked up on the setting, the attack was going to happen somewhere anyway.
Y'know, if this keeps up, with Omakes either turning up little to no rewards, or they're used to screw us over, people will just stop writing them. I know that I'm not particularly inclined to write any more with this, or my Omake netting barely more than 50 points just due to a shitty diceroll...
[x] Talk
We have a bonus on Eldar diplomacy; might as well try to put it to use.